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>When Amy Schumer and her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, started posting adorable photos of themselves on social media, news outlets mostly focused on Hanisch’s current career as a Chicago-based furniture designer. But buried in a 2014 interview for a site called Five O’Clock, Hanisch is described as an “aspiring actor” who “spent all his money on acting classes upon moving back to Chicago.” According to a cute new Instagram photo Hanisch put online Wednesday, it looks like Schumer is about to make her boyfriend’s aspirations come true.
Would you date a hambeast just to further your career as an actor?
>>67193951
yeah fuck it why not I don't gotta marry her
>>67193951
I dunno... What's up with ya ? Don't like see people being happy ? Ah-ha ..... You were ..... Okay
Probably.
>>67193951
this is pretty low
>this dumb bitch gets 10/10 chad dick every night
>>67193951
Maybe. There's not too many reasons to date an untalented celebrity other than get to shmooze with actual talented celebrities, or marry + alimony.
Something tells me Schumer doesn't know any other celebrities that are interesting.
I would be her boytoy if it meant a free living arrangement
I would let her sit on my face and peg my ass hole raw and I would wake her up with my tongue in her fragrant bunghole to live worry free
>>67194223
well it happens to dudes celebs too
I would fucking marry any girl to be a stay at home bf
>>67193951
He looks autistic desu
>>67193951
>Would you date a hambeast just to further your career as an actor
Fuck yes I would, I'd even go down on the bitch multiple times every evening for that sweet, sweet kosher ca$h
>>67196302
but would you lick her minge?
>>67196342
Of course I would, I'd eat the pussy, I'd eat the butt, I'd eat every motherfuckin thing
poor guy
>not using someone to get ahead in life
You fucks are missing the point of life.
>furniture designer
Just say unemployed, gaylord.
>>67196549
That's women tier shit though
>hey anon, here's your weekly allowance you were great last night
what a disgusting numale scumfuck
I hope she gave him herpes
>>67196510
nah, hes a fucking traitor, you dumbshit
Pretty based honestly.
>>67194131
>this is a love partnership
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>>67196756
>numale
But he's just an opportunist.
>>67196942
This is what numales do. They don't mind being completely cucked and clown like in public.
>old jews date young gorgeous women
>hambeast jewess date young handsome men
with jews you lose
>tfw in the past i literally only dated women to get stuff
>to get a place to stay for 5 years
>to make contacts in a new city
>to learn a craft and make contacts within said craft, and get ahead in the "scene"
now that i dont need anything or anyone else, because i got my shit together, i havent dated anyone for a long time. shit sucks.
>>67197018
what craft was that anon
>>67197088
photo
>>67197018
nice daydream anon. please remember those things arent actually happening and not to tell other people about them.
>>67197018
>and get ahead in the "scene
Wait, what?
>>67193951
Nigga gay as fuck 2bh
>>67197136
>this is what I'll tell people I was doing with my life while I was NEET and playing WoW for 6 years straight.
>>67197128
its all truth, anon.
>>67197136
>>and get ahead in the "scene
>Wait, what?
the art scene, meet the artists, party and get drunk with curators, that stuff.
>>67197261
So you want to be a photographer? Painter? I don't understand.
>>67195018
That's because he looks like Ryan Gosling.
>>67197294
as i said, photo. never got formal studies, but got the drive, gf at the time helped me to get contacts and enter contests which i won. she helped writing some curatorial texts when i didnt know how to write them. then i dumped her and got ahead with this, she just dragged.
>>67197261
Yeah now you "got your shit together" and post on 4chan all night. Thats you and everyone else on /r9k/ who's in a good mood today and on another manic complusive lying trip.
>>67196489
>I'd eat every motherfuckin thing
Just like Amy does
>>67197423
>Yeah now you "got your shit together" and post on 4chan all night.
i got my shit together as in, i have now a place to stay, my own appartment, and im financially well. but im alone, i clearly stated it in my initial post.
>>67197416
My cousin is a photographer for Revlon he makes like $500k/year but he had to be an understudy bitch for like years.
>>67197423
A lot of us here leads "normal" lives and got our shit together. Meanwhile we have that fucking stupid sense of humor still and get our fix here.
>>67194459
Yuck
>>67197628
There's all kinds of self-cucked addicts on here that actually have themselves believing they are ok.
>>67197185
>tfw when server first end boss kills every tier since WoTLK
>tfw when constantly parsing at top 2 percentile
>tfw can get into any guild I want on reputation alone
>tfw Gladiator on 3 different occassions
I got ahead in that fucking scene, believe you me.
Yeah, she has big enough tits to disregard other shit.
