4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
5 > 4 > 6 = 7 >>>>>>>>>> every movie ever made >>>>>>>>>>> I >>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> II = III = fanfic cartoons
>>67187911
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 2 > 1
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
>>67187911
>5=4>6=7>1>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>67188104
I hope to christ this is pasta and you didn't just waste your time on this tripe
V > IV > VI >> VII > III
It's been too long since I've seen I and II to rank them.
>le 6 is better than 7 meme
Just stop.
>>67188445
I don't get why people don't like 6
>dat williams score on the death star
>>67188445
Why should I care about Metacritic? Fuck off.
>>67188445
Forget the fact that you're using Metacritic, how the hell does VI only have 12 reviews?
These viewing orders make zero sense.
>>67188496
>viewing orders
just watch them in the order they were made
>>67188104
When will prequelfags kill themselves?
>>67188172
I hope for the sake of this fucking boards quality you aren't this fucking new
And I say that with the most sincerity that text on an imageboard can convey
>>67188445
>6 is better than 7
But this is true.
who gives a fuck tho?
>>67188653
my dick
in her mouth
>>67188681
You are not worthy
>still discussing Star Wars
It's time to return to whatever board or site you came from, tourists
>>67188104
>>67188104
>>67188104
>>67188104
This is fact
OT-fedoras need to kill themselves asap
>>67188407
Pretty much my ranking too. Although VII ≥ III
>>67189364
Why is he so perfect bros?
6 > 4 > 5 >>>>>>> 2 > 3 >>> 1 > 7
