What could have happened during Eeyore's life to make him so unhappy? Poor guy...
>>67182173
He witnessed the death of his homeworld.
>>67182173
he got cucked senpai
>>67182173
He witnessed a gaggle of Muslims rape his mother.
>>67182173
Depression doesn't always have a clear source
>>67182173
You'd be sad too if you had a nail going through your asshole.
>>67182173
Muzzies raped his mom and nailed his ass
>>67182173
He has clinical depression.
>>67182173
4 years he wasted. Sipping on drinks at the bar. Chit chatting with fucking nobodies.
>>67182173
he fought in war
>>67182173
He was created by a Brit, we're generally unhappy. Tigger is the character to combat this.
>>67182173
Alimoney.
>>67182173
Somebody tied a pink bow tie to him and he can't get it off.
>>67183679
>we're generally unhappy
nah, we're just unusually honest about it.
in most countries they actively deny feeling anything negative at all (Australia) or violently blame the government (France) or both (America).
>>67183472
/thread
>>67183472
It would be extremely painful.
G O O F B A L L S
>>67182173
Right back at you.
>>67184002
You're a big shitposter
