wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
>>67172786
Lmao
THIS!
ON THE ROOF!
And then everyone breakdances to kids bop
>>67172786
ON THE ROOF!
why did they change the deadpool costume so radically?
>>67172786
Wow, powerful meme! An instant meme!
>>67172786
I gifted you reddit gold for this post. Enjoy!
OP is stupid
God-tier dialogue would have been:
>Captain America: "A Spider?"
>Iron Man: "Actually, he's a Man"
>Vision: "A Spider Man?"
>Spider Man: "You got it, Retrobot! Now let's crack some skulls"
>>67172786
And then it cuts to a scene of him masturbating, because that's witty comedy, right?
>>67173309
>not: now let's have a civil war
Ya blew it
>>67172786
>catched
>>67173334
>RDJ looks at the camera and says "dont you hate it when they say the name of the movie in the movie?"
>Captain: "who the fuck are you talking to?"
>Then Deadpool pops up "yeah buddy, IM the guy that does the 4th wall breaking around here!"
>Spiderman: "what the fuck! you copied my costume! dieeeeeeeeeeee"
>>67172786
Nice one OP, you're just saying what we're all thinking!
Can someone tell me what the purpose of Spiderman's contracting eyes on his suit are for? How is that even possible?
>spidey jumps on hulk's back
hulk: GRRR ME NO LIKE SPIDER GRRR
cap: hey get off him thats not nice
spidey: ok lol
>Hey everyone!
>Breaks fourth wall
>I see a lot of Nigger kikes and faggots in the audience! I though I told you guys you're not welcome!
I almost forgot Raimi was back as co-writer until that part
>>67172786
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>>67173459
it's in a universe where Power Armor can be built from spare scrap in a cave in Afghanistan with no further funding and flying US aircraft carriers with the ability to turn invisible, that are secretly under Nazi control
the lenses on Spider-Man's mask make more sense than a lot of other things in MCU
>>67172786
>everyone goes silent
*spiderman blinks twice*
>uhh... cheque please!
desu this meme makes me laugh
I was thinking of that one foreigner who read it allowed the other day in lecture and I had to leave because I was going to bust a gut
>>67173596
This. After the fucking joke of the suitcase suit in iron man 2, I don't think smart lenses are that unbelievable
spiderman: look at me
captain america looks at him
spiderman: i am the captain now
>>67173730
*captain america takes out notebook*
ooh ooh ooh! that's a- err... Reddit meme right!!
>>67173596
>>67173665
Just because there are more retarded things in Marvel films doesn't make this less retarded.
>>67173778
arrow: im more of a 4chan guy myself
hulk punches him
scarlet witch: wooooo!
widow: good riddens
>>67173805
Yes it does. It literally does
>>67173841
No, it "literally" doesn't. Spidey lenses are retarded whether they're in a universe full of invisible Nazi ships and English speaking giant aliens or not.
>>67173823
>ya what's his power, like - misogyny?
>>67173894
Baton down the nachos, chums, we have a badass realist over here!
>>67172786
This is becoming my favorite /tv/ meme :)
>>67173665
prepare yourself for the wrist watch suit in Civil War
>>67173982
That also looks stupid in the trailer. I don't even understand what it is. It looks like a hologram that comes out his watch and then becomes real. I guess this is what we get for accepting a universe where RDJ is the same height as Chris Evans, they must think we won't question anything
>>67173894
No when you say one thing is 'more retarded' than something, the other thing by definition is less retarded. Literally.
>>67173626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS35BPH7y2g
>>67174121
Where is this "Litter Alley" you guys keep talking about?
>>67174211
>be spider
>uncle is die
>wear grief armbands
>>67174243
Between your moms legs
>>67174316
My mom is has sacral agenesis, you shit fuck!
>>67174376
Why did you make me google that.
>>67172786
yes op you fucking faggot
now stop asking
