MARK IT ZERO!
Am I wrong, Dude? Am I wrong?
Am I the only one here that gives a shit about the rules?!
Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
Do you think walter aged into the psycho from 10 Cloverfield Lane? It seems plausible to me
DONNY YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY
DONNY, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR
DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR DONNY
LETS TAKE THAT HILL
>>67129771
ok
0
All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
I always liked how he said that line
SHUT THE FUCK UP EMMET
>>67132153
kek
same here
>>67132153
>Smoky this isn't nam, there are rules
>>67129771
if you had to be trapped in a bunker, would you rather be trapped with Walter from The Big Lebowski or Howard from 10 Cloverfield Lane?
>>67132282
I'LL GO WITH CRAZY SHOTGUN PUMPING FATFUCK BARRELING DOWN A BURNING HALLWAY WITH MADNESS IN HIS EYES
is this a "it's funny to be ironically reddit" thread
>>67132282
Walter, it would be endless laughs and good times as long as I give a shit about the rules and mark it zero
This aggression will not stand, man!
What's your favorite line from Big Lebowski that you rarely hear quoted?
>Also, let's not forget Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, uh, within the city... that aint legal either
>>67132282
Walter, he seems cool so long as I mark it zero.
>>67132416
>tfw he'll never show you the life of the mind
>>67132545
Racially he's pretty cool?
>>67132545
PARLANCE OF OUR TIMES IS A FANTASTIC PRETENTIOUS PHRASE, HE REPEATS IT TO SEEM SMART LATER ON
>>67132497
>>67132434
Found the """""""""""""""""""""""""""Cinephile"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67132545
>You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 3pm, with nail polish. There are ways, Dude, you don't want to know.
I said we'll CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON
>>67132545
>or else we'll come back and we'll cut off your johnson Lebowski
>ya we will stomp on it and squish it Lebowski
>>67129771
this movie has really gone down the shitter since I first saw it, only a handful of funny scenes and the rest is just kind of...uninteresting.
Walter getting mad, Dude saying "far out" when it's sunday...
>>67132251
You didn't even go to Vietnam, Walter.
>>67132545
>Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
>Ah, that must be exhausting.
>>67132619
>the quotes mongoloid strikes again
Drown yourself, dipshit.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS OP?
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?
One of my favorite running gags is how Walter goes from furious to calm so quickly, often mid-sentence
>I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, across this line, YOU DO NOT... also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
>>67132545
>"the story's ludicrous.. you can guess what happens next..."
>"he fixes the cable?..."
>>67132839
And yes, we will be by the....
In and out burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjIKsFR_dvs
Comfiest opening credits ever?
Take the 4 dollars, man!
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
>>67132545
>Im here to fix the cable
>>67132545
>calmer than you are dude
Might be quoted a lot, but never gets old. Also
>no dude that fucks up our plan
>oh ok you let them know
>>67133071
The part after the car smashing where it cuts to them in the dudes car eating burgers with that song playing and the dude looking super glum might be my favorite scene of the whole thing.
>have it your way dude
>>67129771
Whats he yell when he jumps out of the car with the Uzi? I remember that being funny as hell
>PSH and Tara Reid are dead
fbm
Donny didn't deserve it so bad
That rug tied the whole room together.
>>67136842
Tara Reid ain't dead. Her career is though.
>>67136908
Will she be killed off in sharknado 4?
>>67136842
>tfw the guy who played Saddam in Lebowski and Hot Shots will die in your lifetime
>Took a folklore class to finish up filler credits Senior year
>Didn't talk much in that class, even though it was discussion based
>Mentioned to someone offhandedly that I really liked The Big Lebowski while we were watching O Brother, Where Art Thou? in class
>The five or six graduating seniors in the class got cards that were passed around and signed by everyone
>Mine was nothing but The Big Lebowski quotes
>>67132545
Nice
Marmot.
>>67137052
>remembering anything about school
ya goofed
