Ask a guy who saw an almost finished version of Civil War today anything.
>>67126760
Alright liar:
who shoots black iron man?
who rips bucky's arm off?
does spidey get different costumes?
How's Reddit, bro?
Are there Quicksilver clones?
Now we'll see OP's full of shit:
What's the last scene?
>>67126760
no thanks, take your cartoons to /co/
>>67126864
lol promise i'm not lying
Bucky shoots War Machine down, it's a pretty great scene coming off probably the best performance Don Cheadle has done in one of these movies. Tony then rips off the arm in retaliation. The film really really centers on Bucky (no need to guess why). No, Spider-Man doesn't have any other costumes, as he's only in the movie for the airport fight and one scene at the very end of the film.
>>67126904
The last scene is Bucky at Avengers tower, with Stark and Spider-Man. Stark asks him to test out his new arm, and suggests picking up Cap's shield, which he does, ushering in the new Captain America.
>>67127001
>Bucky shoots War Machine down
with what weapon?
>>67127043
>ushering in the new Captain America.
Chris Evans is contracted for Infinity War
>>67127118
big explodey gun.
>>67127162
He can easily come back, it doesn't end the way you think, but it won't be as cap, not based off this movie anyway.
>>67127001
so there's no homemade-suit spider-man?
also:
what happens to Cap by the end of the movie? does War Machine die?
how is Giant-Man's moment?
>>67127245
Nope. It's a glorified cameo. But its' still Spidey so its fun
Nobody important dies - lots of people killed in the opening Avengers mission that goes horribly wrong (Scarlet Witch's fault)
Giant-Man is... fine, I suppose. It's tonally really jarring because the film keeps the same tone as Winter Soldier for the most part. It's a bit like King Kong with the planes, you have Iron Man, War Machine and Vision all flying around him doing laser blasts. Its still great fun but dont know why they didn't just save it for Ant-Man and the Wasp
>>67127397
Trump voters confirmed for Marvelfags
>>67127245
Steve Rogers gives up Captain America after what happens at the airport, believing he failed to live up to what being Cap means. He kinda hints that he already knows Bucky will take it up
>>67127245
I can partially answer those.
Cap is alive and well since there is a photo of him and Black Panther standing side by side without their costumes in a CG heavy environment.
Ant-Man increases size, everyone is surprised but IM and WM regroup and charge him. Just before they are going to punch him he hits them. Dont know much about the rest of it.
>>67127373
>Giant-Man
the black dude that gets killed by robothor in the comic? What about daredevil, punisher, the fantastic 4, she-hulk? are they in aswell?
>>67127492
OP here, i did not write this. Fuck this guy.
Who 'wins'? Tony or Steve?
Is it good?
Is it fair to give the title as CAPTAIN AMERICA or does it really just end up being Avengers 2.5?
So no Spidey showing himself to the world?
>>67127654
You've kind of got the right idea by airquoting it. There's certainly no outright winner, but Cap calls it a day.
>>67127669
Quite frankly it should be called 'Bucky Barnes', but yeah, it's Avengers 2.5
>>67126760
Who died?
Please tell us!!!
>>67127525
Fuck you too for not even making up believable lies.
Tell me what is Zemo's role, then I may believe you.
>>67127723
Nope, none of that. It's a shame really, the whole thing stinks of marketing plug.
>>67127001
>as he's only in the movie for the airport fight and one scene at the very end of the film.
So there is no scene setting up how Iron Man and Spiderman are buddies prior? Ok OP you sound legit.
I just want to know how good it is.
Can you rank it with the MCU movies? To get an idea for your taste too, like if you say it's good but Thor 2 is your favourite I would be concerned.
>>67126760
Spoil the whole movie. I dont want to waste time asking when you could just tell us everything.
>>67126760
Does my waifu die?
>>67127896
Its expositioned away as Peter being a big fan of Stark's, they seriously shoehorned him in. In the scene at the end of the movie he hardly does anything it's like they've just plonked him in there.
>>67127768
Zemo's role is typical Marvel baddie fare, and honestly he's not a big draw. He's the one in charge of crossbones. His big plan is to effectively to get the heroes fighting each other. He doesn't really even do much.
>>67126760
Real OP here.
Spiderman reveals he's peter parker and then fucks off.
Vision fucking dies by the scarlet bitch.
but not before flying black man 1 and 2 are destroyed because the blacks have to die first.
Black panther takes off his mask at the end and reveals he's being played by daniel craig
The civil war is resolved by a dance off between cap and im. In which they laugh and become best of friends again.
stan lee cameos as the dj to the dance off.
There is a 30 minute segment in the middle where Thor is wondering around Asgard buying grocery. After criticism reached joss he merely stated its "to keep the viewers up to date". then spent the rest of the time ignoring his staff while playing on twitter.
Still give it an 8/10 tho
>>67127001
Bullshit, Spider Man was confirmed for an introduction scene, filmed with aunt may. You didn't mention it because you haven't seen the movie.
>>67126760
>Civil War
>Really it's just Cap and some guys against the Govemerment
Isn't that the exact same plot of Winter Soldier? Even how they use Bucky is pretty similar to the last one.
>>67127960
1. Winter Soldier
2. Guardians
3. Avengers
4. Iron Man
5. Thor
6. Iron Man 3
7. Captain America First Avenger
8. Civil War
9. Ant-Man
10. Age of Ultron
11. Iron Man 2
12. Incredible Hulk
13. Thor 2
>>67127506
Dude, It's Antman with a different costume it's already in merchandise, even with the actual giant-man name
>>67128116
This sounds pretty legit. I think he's telling the trusth
>>67128116
Yeah, again, not OP. Sup.
Anyway, this was fun. I know >>67127970 asked me to just spoil the whole thing in detail but A) that would take a while and B) I don't want to spoil everything, but I hope you enjoyed it!
And to everyone who just called BS, that's totally fine, I get why you'd be skeptical! I hope you have a little smile on my behalf when you see the film for yourselves!!
>>67128168
>under Iron Man 3 and Cap 1
oh...
>>67128073
Why does he call him underoos and call him like they had a prior meeting? Why does he call him underoos? This is where your bullshit falls apart but I await your try hard "hope my wordy answer makes this look legit" response.
>>67128168
>Iron Man 3 over First Avenger
>>67128168
guardians is way too high.
iron man 4th? youre crazy.
Incredible hulk is underrated.
Iron man 3 ranked way too high.
>>67128347
Couldn't resist one last response...
Well yeah, obviously they had a prior meeting, but the movie doesn't show us that. It's just not interested in doing that. It doesn't even really matter, Spidey is so irrelavent to the plot
>>67128135
OP here there is no Aunt May scene Spiderman just briefly mentions his origin in literally 30 seconds and briefly mentions her. Also we are back to radioactive spiders not genetically modified.
>>67128405
Bye shit bag no one buys this shit better luck next time.
>>67128376
Cap 1's second half was embarrassingly bad. Not surprisingly, that one isn't one of people's favourites outside the USA.
>>67128448
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>67128482
But Iron Man 3 did the same, and even worse because it destroyed the Mandarin.
>>67128482
agree completely. maybe its just me but it felt like i was just watching a montage and they threw the decent story they had in the first half out the window.
>>67128482
Captain America to me felt like "lets rush this shit out so we can get to the Avengers" which is fitting considering it was the last one before that. A lot of that movie was like no effort up to how Red Skull was handled and the climax. They also could have made a bunch of great WW 2 era movies but nah gotta get to Avengers fast.
>>67128539
>maybe its just me
you can't say that when you're agreeing with someone
>>67128612
i meant maybe its just me about the montage thing.
>>67128519
I actually liked IM3 for that, based Shane Black gave no shits whatsoever about the autistic capeshit fans who kept pushing for "muh Mandarin" and instead deep-sixed one of the stupidest, least-inspired bad guys in the Marvel universe in what was possibly the most brilliantly cynical moment in the entire Marvel movie series.
My ranking:
Top/patrician tier:
Iron Man 3
High tier:
Cap 2
Thor 1
Iron Man 1
Comfy tier:
Cap 1
Ant Man
Incredible Hulk
Pleb tier:
Avengers 1
Guardians
Mediocre tier:
Iron Man 2
Thor 2
Shit tier:
Avengers 2
>>67129241
Gold Standard for Cape:
Iron Man 1
Guardians
Winter Soldier
Well Done Amalgamation of Everything a Super Hero Movie Action Romp Should Be
Avengers 1
Thor 1
Iron Man 3
They Tried, And It Was Enjoyable Given the Source Material
Thor 2
Iron Man 2
Avengers 2
Incredible Hulk
First Avenger
Ant Man
I Can't Say I'm Surprised This Is What Happened
Avengers 2
It's Like They Read The First Draft; And Went With It
Thor 2
>>67128330
enjoyed what moron? a shit thread? You haveshared absolutely nothing. I you are too lazy to go in detail which is all we care abut, fuck off and stop wasting time.
>>67126760
Do we see Bucky's feet at all in this film?
>>67127001
Yeah, you're full of shit. It's actually Vision who shoots Rhodey down when he turns sides during battle.
>>67127001
You sound legit
I believe you
Especially because I feared that Spiderman's scenes would be nothing but that. He couldn't have a big role because the movie would need to work without him, too.
its amazing how there are still teens on /tv/ who believe this shit
>>67132691
>on /tv/
Oh please it's the same thing on /v/ when NDA breaking "Nintendo" or "SONY" employees come or black people post on /pol/. It's just 4chan nature to be gullible as fuck.
>>67126760
What's the size of your penis?
>>67128405
Russos said that spiderman was vital to the plot though
>>67128004
Yeah, Giant Man rapes her and splits her in two.
>>67132782
>going on /v/ or /pol/
good one
Do Bucky and Cap have any steamy romance scenes?
DOES ZEMO HAVE THE PURPLE SOCK HAT
>>67129241
I liked Iron Man 3 ore than most cape flicks too, but it's such a mess. If they let Black just do his own thing it would've been top tier, but they just had to put in all the bullshit capeshit elements in there to satisfy the dummies stuffing popcorn in their faces
>>67127001
0/10
>>67128168
True rankings incoming
1) Winter Soldier
2) ironman 1
3) Avengers
4)Guardians of the galaxy
5) Antman
6) Thor
7) Incredible hulk
8) Captain america 1
9) Ironman 3
10) Age of ultron
11) Ironman 2
12) Thor 2
I just want Cap to die, would be a great ending, i don't even care if they will revive him later.
Sup, Spencer?
>>67133793
too predictable. I want Tony to die.
>>67132879
5.7 inches if i push the fupa down
>>67133036
Liar. Nigger Panther is the one to rape her.
>>67127373
Confirmed lie, giant man is only 12 feet tall
>>67127001
wait i havent watched any marvel movie except xmen 1 like 10 years ago. isnt bucky barnes captain america?
>>67133894
>Slaughtering the cow that produces the most milk
Smart.
>>67134259
Yes and No.
Hes the 2nd Captain america, after Steve Rogers. Steve rogers dies in the civil war plot and Bucky barnes takes up the title. Right now Captain America is Sam Wilson though
>>67127373
This is on set pic of tom holland with fucking makeup on in the avengers carrier
>He shows up at the end
They built a shitty new york apartment set for one scene thats in the trailer (the shot before tony slaps cap) for one shot where cap visits peter and aunt may.
>>67127205
spoiler what happens to him then faggot
