You see this man looking sad and eating noodles alone in your local food court.
What would you say to him to send him further into depression?
Piss in his noodles
why would i want to do that
i have no opinion of his personal life
>>67110461
>and a Diet Coke
kek
>>67110552
Tastes better imo
Hey, man. Awesome job on the new Star Wars. Much better than your last three. I really appreciate your new style. Keep up the great work!
>>67110598
enjoy your cancer, faggot
>>67110461
where's your chin?
"You got cucked harder than anyone by Abrams. And diet coke has aspartame in it."
>>67110461
Show us ya tits
>>67110637
this
>>67110643
Nice evidence you have there.
>>67110743
aspartam=shit taste
diet coke = designed for fat women with shit taste
>>67110743
don't need any. it tastes bad and spreading any bullshit that slows demand is good
>>67110814
Yeah because you disliking it is really slowing demand.
>>67110792
>>67110814
Officer, stop that man! He grabbed the goalposts and just took off with them!
>>67110461
thinking of star wars make me sad now
>>67110461
Hire a chef you cheap fucking billionaire bastard.
>>67110461
>What would you say to him to send him further into depression?
>Marcia made Star Wars what it is.
>>67110552
He's diabetic.
>>67110461
I'm glad Lucas isn't so much of a stuck up little bitch that he can still eat off of a paper plate in a mall food court.
>>67110461
>grab chair opposite him
>spin chair around and sit with legs on either side like an alpha
>he looks up timidly, holding a fork full of noodles frozen half way between his plate and his mouth
>his eyes dart between me and the diet coke
>still maintaining eye contact, I speak
>"Have you ever the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
>>67110461
I'd want to help him out of his depression, but sadly there's probably nothing I could do about it.
>>67110461
>bring child/nephew/little brother/etc
>point at George and yell out "Look, it's Darth Icky!"
>>67110461
"I saw Marcia and her husband at a restaurant the other night. They seemed happy, so cheer up Mr. Lucas".
>>67110837
dirty good post
>>67110900
*tips fedora
I would thank him for the movies he made.
>>67110900
>like an alpha
okay, reddit
>>"Have you ever the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
redeemed it with this
kek
>>67110792
aspartam doesn't give you cancer, it makes you blind because it's made of methanol
>>67110461
I'd hug him, apologize, and tell him he was the dark knight we needed, and now all hope is lost
>>67110461
>diet coke
heh
"I grew up with the prequels and I have great memories of watching them. Thank you for your contributions to film and for sharing your imagination with the world. Enjoy your noodles and take care!" *flashes smile and walks away*
>>67110461
>''Wow, you're still alive? You sleep in bacta?''
>>67110461
>>67110637
Lucas would be on suicide watch
When that generation of internet contrarians like Kevin Smith or Mike Stoklasa will die then we will finally be able to discuss how the prequels were some of the most ambitious independant films about love and politics ever made without having those fat fucks rolling on the ground and screaming "BWAHAHAAAAAAA GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!"
Go on faggots. Have fun with your super commercially safe big studios products that will be forgotten 2 months after release. Let me prefer independant creativity.
>be the chef that makes his noodles
>wait til he starts eating
>walk up to his table and spread my cheeks over his meal to make a big poo
>he almost grows a chin in anger
>tell him that as the original creator of the noodles it is my duty to change them to fit my true vision of how they should be, even if he and the other customer disagree
>ask that he pay again to enjoy the true definitive version of the noodles with improved poo dumplings
>Honestly, mate. Episode 7 is way better than the prequels. kek. Peace out. *flashes smile and walks away*
>>67110900
Keked a bit mate, nice.
>>67110858
He isn't billionaire anymore. He gave 90% of his money to charity
He didn't make it for money. He's a real artist
Honestly even though the prequels were pretty bad at least they had white protagonists and left women and non-whites as side characters where they fucking belong. And no talks about how many fags or trannies or whatever other degeneracy can be crammed into further SW movies to "enrich" them, either. So I'd shake the man's hand and tell him all these things and he'd nod appreciatively and maybe give me a few of those noodles to carry around in my fanny pack in case I got hungry. Maybe a sip of that diet coke, I get thirsty after some of my rants.
>>67110461
I do what my country's anti-bullying organisation taught me: I walk up and sit down at his table.
>>67110864
>He's diabetic.
of course he is, he's American after all
>>67110491
Fuck you JJ
>>67110461
Grab his diet coke, pour it over him and scream "Now THIS is podracing!"
In all honesty, I'd thank him for his contribution to the arts and entertainment and the western cultural zeitgeist in general and remind him that his name will live on like those of the greats. People will be examining the works of Lucas along with those of Shakespeare or Poe in the coming centuries, his works continuing to influence new visionaries, businessmen and poets throughout the ages, and that he can more than afford a smile, because he's been responsible for so many.
>>67111011
you replied to the wrong guy ,mate
but that good to know
>>67110461
Give him one ticket to the opera, then surprise him by sitting next to him on opening night and asking millions of questions during the show.
http://youtu.be/WopqmACy5XI
>>67111265
He was diagnosed in the sixties when he was still in shape.
I hope that's not England, cos you have to pay extra tax now for your beverage.
>>67110461
....and a Diet Coke.
>>67111456
lol ur a faggit
