What happened to him? Did he get raped?
I am become Steve Martin.
>>67093323
He died anon. It was a big story. Made me rewatch Good Will Hunting.
What is red will become white. Shave those pubes.
a rabid pack of steve martin mites bit his ankles and transmorphed him
>>67093323
After he made that ultra rasict film
I forget the name
Where he plays some spiritual Hindu healer
His career kind of tapered off
He got Love Guru'd.
>>67093323
>Don't have to dye hair or get plastic surgery like every other over 40 actor
>Don't have to ever work again because the Shrek money train keeps-a-rollin'
>Got out of starring roles the second Love Guru bombed to save any further money loss
You couldn't have it any better than Mike Myers, he's the opposite of Brendan Fraser.
is this scroceses?
>>67096003
>the second Love Guru
THERE'S A LOVE GURU SEQUEL?
>>67096093
Read it again, slowly.
>>67096161
Yeah, I see it now.
Lil Gideon
>>67096196
There's a good lad.
>>67093323
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>>67096003
>what kinda career you want senpai?
>just relaxing by my pool
>say no more
I want another Austin Powers, just for old times sake
>>67093752
Not seeing the resemblance at all.
>>67093384
...destroyer of comedy.
Player of banjo.
>>67096794
Not getting the joke...
>>67096962
So the premise of >>67093752 is that he supposedly confused him with Robin Williams when in fact he looks nothing like Robin Williams? You're right, I don't get it.
>>67093323
>make money
>mikes money
>make more money
>all still mikes money
>Don't do shit, act like an ass
>make more money
>all still mikes money
>still making money, not even doin a thang.
Living the dream senpai.
>>67095792
the only thing he's been in since The Love Guru was his cameo in Inglorious Basterds.
He hasn't been in any movies this current decade so far.
>>67093323
>stop dying your hair
>hair is natural color
wow
WOW lad
>>67093323
This is just what he came back looking like after he killed that Balrog.
>>67096030
thank you for reminding me of that trap thread
>>67096583
i thought no.4 was in the works?
>>67098072
It's like what Ghostbusters 3 was in years ago, except they only need Mike and he doesn't give a shit.
They will probably reboot it with a female comic.
>>67098072
>>67098224
>In March 2010, Jay Roach indicated to MTV that Myers is working on ideas for a fourth film. In August 2011, Mike Myers revealed he would return, and had begun writing a script for a fourth installment. In September 2013, when asked about the future of Austin Powers, Myers answered "I'm still figuring that out." As of 2016, Austin Powers 4 has yet to be produced.
He gives a shit, he's just really particular. Apparently people say he's hard to work with because he takes great pride in his characters.
>>67093323
fuck /tv/, I still love all of the austin powers movies and cat in the hat
>>67098827
>Austin Powers
>Cat in the hat
First half of your post was solid. The second half, total shit m8.
>>67093323
He's upset that SUPERMAN DIES in Batman VS Superman
>>67099860
Cat in the Hat really hits its stride after your 16th viewing. Then you really start to see the subtle hints of perfection glistening under the surface.
>>67099935
no shit it's not like Warner didn't already spoil that themselves the second Doomsday showed up in a trailer.
Idiot.
>>67099935
""""""""""dies""""""""""
is this what passes for a thread on /tv/ now?
George Bush doesn't care about black people
>>67093323
its called Aging.
you'll do it in a few years too.
welcome to JUST
>>67102398
but JUST not today.
>>67102526
probably not even in 7 years desu
He had a couple flops, but he's got lods of emone from Shrek so he just stopped working.
>>67102398
>implying these fat fucks won't die of an aneuryism or a heart attack from having to pretend they're patrician for so long
>>67093323
Wow, Roger Ebert is looking pretty great for a dead guy.
>>67093323
I guess he lost his Mojo again
>>67095867
You dont lose money starring in shit movies. Unless youre dumb enough to produce them.
