what did he mean by this
>>67001461
>what did he mean by this
wants to kill himself, but wants someone else to do it
>yea, obviously im going to keep stealing ideas
>you thought i would just randomly retire or something?
>>67001461
this man wont rest until every franchise is turned into a shitty generic SJW action movie.
>>67001461
He has realized that video game movies are the future
they'd better keep Stephen Merchant as Wheatley
>>67001461
Nice going Jew Jew Abrahams.
too be fair there isn't much story for him to ruin and first person shooters are basically action movies
Why can't Hollywood stop choosing the worst of vidya to adapt
>Portal
2 hours long, gameplay driven game with 1 character
>Half-Life
A mute scientist crowbars his way through a research facility to kill a giant baby
>J.J. turns video game IPs into cash cows
>Mad scramble to buy and produce vidyashit at a rate faster than capeshit
It's not the end of cinema, but you can see it from here.
Why doesn't he get back to work on Half Life 3??
>>67001810
pic related
>>67001622
>childhood
>Portal
Underage pls
>>67001888
Portal came out 9 years ago, gramps.
That means 18 year old people on this board have fond memories of playing Portal when they were 9.
>>67001677
Alex already is a transsexual though
wow, fuck this guy. why doesn't he create his own shit.
i never want to hear a speilberg comparison ever again from anyone on this forsaken earth
>>67001978
...s-stop please, no more
>>67001677
Alyx
>>67001810
>Mad Max
A man drives a group of women some distance, then drives them back
>>67001810
They're going to be like Hardcore Henry, first person and mute main characters
>>67002128
So like watching a shitty lets play video?
t-thanks
>>67002037
Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us another one of your "My Space" stories!
>>67001622
>muh childhood
fuck this dumb argument, fuck your shitty cbildhood, and fuck you...while we're at it, fuck your mother and your whore sister as well, real talk
>>67001677
leslie jones as alyx ;_; plz no
>>67001978
It only feels like 2 years ago
>>67001461
good he can ruin it like he did star trek
>>67003379
FUCKING JARJAR ABRAMS!
>>67001978
You mean the 14 year olds who post on this board remember playing portal when they were five?
He will turn Gordon Freeman black and Alys into a Mary Sue, calling it now
>>67001461
I think Half-Life should really be his next project. That way he won't be making anything anymore.
>>67001461
am i supposed to know what of any of those things are?
>>67005260
Portal is a very popular video game made by Valve (who own Steam) and it's a lot of fun actually. Half Life is a older game made by the same company, it's a fantastic game, well as the second one. Lot of fun, has aged very well actually.
>>67005260
here is the first level walk though of portal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHrh4qF1bS8
both this game and half life the characters never actually talk
A Portal movie could be really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drucg1A6Xk
>>67001461 >JJ Abrams is pandering hack piece who doesn't understand or connect with the franchises he gets blessed with.
