steven seagal thread
>>66987124
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM9gMR4z5I
>>66987146
Thread theme
>>66987146
Young Steven is the coolest guy. Too bad he aged like milk and keeps acting like he's still young.
>>66987124
has anybody seen richie?
>Under Siege star Seagal, riding in a tank, accompanied sheriff's deputies in a bust of an alleged cockfighter, during which 115 chickens were "euthanized" and, apparently, one puppy was killed
>>66987124
Has there been a single Steven Seagal movie that was actually at least somewhat decent?
>>66987468
Executive Decision
>tfw Bloodbankposting will never take off
>>66987246
I saw him lampooned on South Park
And I didn't know he got all fat and still acted like a tough guy, I thought they were just poking fun at him for whatever reason
Then I saw him in some movie recently and holy shit they nailed it 10/10
>>66987507
That doesn't count. He was only in it for 5 minutes.
>>66987539that's why it's one of his bests
>>66987507
oh man i watched it with my cousin, we didn't even know the name of the movie but we were like "look, steven seagal, should be fun"
then he simply flies out of the airplane.
we were expecting him to come back later and save the day in a twist, but no. he just fucking died.
also this one where he uses a plastic katana
He has so many bullshit stories. He's like a little kid whos always making stuff up to sound cooler than he really is.
>>66987774
is it not true that he was a chief of police in japan?
>>66987124
>>66987124
this is one of the most masterful scenes from that movie and truly illustrates how much of a bad guy Richie Modano is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-avNAV5gFA
>>66988187
what did he mean by this?
>>66988272
that he isn't an asshole
ANYONE SEEN RICHIE
ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO
I'M GONNA KEEP COMIN BACK UNTIL SOMEONE
REMEMBERS
SEEIN RICHIE
Seagal Power Rankings:
>Great Tier
Out for Justice
Under Siege
>Good Tier
Hard to Kill
Under Siege 2
>Fine Tier
On Deadly Ground
Marked for Death
Above the Law
>Bizarre Tier
Ticker
>Shit Tier
Fire Down Below
Exit Wounds
Those 47 Straight to DVD Movies He Made in Bulgaria
>>66991296
Out for Justice deserves it's own tier, it's like Seagal's hallucinations about himself come to life in film form
>>66991296
>Fine Tier
>On Deadly Ground
I'm an early Seagal fan, but I remember this as exceptionally terrible.
oh god fat Seagal is the saddest shit ever. All the other 80-90's action dudes are still in some kind of shape while Steven is a blob with dyed hair.
>>66994165
Bane when?
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>66987124
there's a band called Steve 'N Seagulls from Finland that plays folky covers of American rock classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zchUBFlRrlU
>>66987468
Under Siege is great, mainly because of the supporting cast though.
>>66994334
https://youtu.be/1ka6-vflZGg?t=32s
Didn't he shit his pants after being choked out?
Reminder that Gene Lebell made Seagal shit himself.
