>>66981196
hey I go to that cinema. it's a great one. and they always let me skip penis inspection.

>>66981196

So this is what it sounds like to be autistic in a movie theatere.

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>where's your date, sir
>sit i have to ask you to leave

This is the only fucking cinema in my town.

>>66981196
>hand me the butter for the crab please
>we ran out

>>66981196
>OP describes how he sucks cock

>>66981494
Can you really not go there alone? It looks like itd be better alone than with some stupid cunt taking up room

>>66981510
>stops bangging anvil in protest

Popcorns fine but fucking nachos, who the hell thought they were a good idea for a movie theatre snack?

>>66981539
Nope. I literally bought two tickets and they wouldn't let me in because "it would make others uncomfortable".

>>66981196
>"Ooh, he gon' get it"
>"RUN BITCH RUN"
>"Wait, what happened there again?"

All things I heard watching 10 Cloverfield Lane. The last one was me.

>>66981196

>suffer from misophonia
>feel indescribable rage when people eat too loud and breathe too loud

put me down lads

i always open my doritos before the movie starts, and i only eat during loud scenes.
i'm right, but i sound autistic somehow

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>clang clang

>murmurs of 'would you like this anvil'

>clang clang

i found a new theatre with a no-anvil policy, feels real good man.

>>66981631
Please don't try to bring anvilposting back you cunt. It had a good run and died peacefully.

>go to cinema
>have to sit in the middle
>but also have to go pee every half hour

#smallbladderproblems

>>66981631
>not doing your blacksmithing at the movie theatre

>waaaaaaah! waaaaah!
>why the fuck is there a baby in here?

>>66981677
I bet this nigga doesn't even have 600+ in mining

>>66981696
i don't know if i have a small bladder or over a decade of drinking has ruined my organs. i guess i'll never know.

>>66981704
THIS
FUCKING THIS
I ALREADY HATE EVERYBODY WHO REPRODUCES, NOW THEY BRING THEIR GROWN VERMIN TO MY FUCKING CINEMA

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>>66981677
GET THIS HAMMERHEAD OUTTA HERE

If im the only person in the theater I'll go ahead and piss on the the seats.

I don't give a fuck.

>>66981494
Waste of space desu. They will probably go bankrupt.

>>66981774
good... let the rage flow...