>LOL I EAT SYRUP AND SPAGHETTI ISN'T THAT WACKY
God I hate this movie. Will Farrell at his worst.
You've tried this before to no avail. It's a sweet, comfy movie and he's funny.
Gay guys and little girls love it.
>>66967306
apparently it doesnt taste that bad
>>66967335
>Gay guys and little girls love it.
Fuckin this bro. Weekend /tv/ is so epic.
>>66967306
don't forget it's ultratypecast thirsty beta dream girl
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>>66967353
You probably just didn't get it newfriends.
>LOL I POST ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW SARCASM
God I hate this board. Shitposting at its worst.
>>66967387
This is the same type of people that wear seatbelts in the back seat.
>>66967712
Have fun flying through the windshield bro
>>66967862
Lol pussy. I bet you vote and read fiction too lil bitch.
>>66967890
you wanna go, faggot?
>>66967334
What does comfy mean? That you were twelve at the time of its release and too stupid to realize it had nothing redeemable about it?
>>66967913
I was waiting for you to ask. I could smell the disney on you when you walked into the thread. You ain't hard. You ain't shit.
>>66967306
>tfw this shity movie is used for holiday product placement ten years after its release
FUCK
>>66967955
It means i'm not an edgy twat and can enjoy some feel good media from time to time. Sorry tough guy.
>Elf came out over 12 years ago
>>66967959
That's not what your mom told me last night lol
>>66967955
You know that nice fizzy soothing feeling you get when you cuddle with a girl? Something is comfy when it makes you feel a little like that.
>>66968030
>disliking something makes you edgy now
wew lad
>>66968226
Awe, it wasn't about the movie but the concept of "comfy" in general. I hope one day you get to relax and experience it.
>>66967334
OP rekt
>>66967306
>being pissed off at one of the most comfiest movies ever
kys
What's that one Will Ferrell movie where he shouts a lot and people think he's crazy?
>>66968194
y-yeah totally
>>66968194
>cuddling
Kek found the beta.
>>66968364
virgin strongly detected
>>66968364
virgin
>>66968317
Generalize all you want but Will Ferrell is a good actor and Adam McKay is a good director that finally got his due with The Big Short.
>>66968364
You will die early
was he really acting in this
>>66967306
It's a kids movie, what do you expect?
>>66968481
The Iron Giant
>>66968364
>muffled 90's death metal in the distance
>>66967306
I kinda agree
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>>66968434
>>66968539
haha, I t-trolled you guys haha
>>66968364
Wow I bet you're real lonely.
>>66968397
>>66968416
>>66968434
>>66968539
>me
Let's fuck.
>you
I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as ****, she sounded like sarah palin.
The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.
At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the **** out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.
Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.
You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
>>66969056
>it took almost half an hour to come up with this response
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>>66969227
Sorry had to check in on my investments (financial advisor/app developer/small business owner) I have better things to do than refresh the 4chan will Ferrel Christmas movie page every minute.
Git gud kid. Download tinder and go fuck something. Get it over with.
>>66969316
This. If you truly think cuddling is better than actual sex then you are a virgin and should download tinder and leave the basement.
>>66967306
It's not that good but whatever, Talledega Nights is hilarious OP.
Kill everyone ITT
Im all jacked up on mountain dew!
>>66969316
This fucking post. Every once in a while 4chan delivers comedy gold.
Elf is one of the Christmas movies I enjoy watching each December. Fuck everyone.
I saw the Broadway play production of Elf which clearly was going off the original idea of the character before Ferrel took it on and it was 100% forgettable. There was no substance, it was just some autistic guy running around being a burden on everyone else. Say what you want, but without Ferrel the movie would have been trash and forgotten a month later. Also Zoey Deschanel is incredibly attractive.
>>66969686
Sounds like every Will Ferrel movie.
>>66969580
He kind of owned you though anon.
>>66968194
>You know that nice fizzy soothing feeling you get when you cuddle with a girl?
Y-you too
>>66969316
>refresh the 4chan will Ferrel Christmas movie page every minute.
Strong bait
>>66969831
I'd like to believe that it was a different anon that wrote a great parody of generic alpha speak but probably not.
>>66967306
>hate Will Ferell
>actually enjoy this movie
Christmas movies are maximum comfy
>>66970064
Used to watch this every Christmas Eve with my family. So comfy.
>>66969951
Not sure if trolling or actually this new.
>>66970258
I'm only questioning it because if it was a parody post, it was way, way more clever than what you normally see on this board.
>>66970331
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
and a yo ho ho and we point at the newfag
and a yo ho ho and we laugh at the newfag
and a yo ho ho we make the newfag swab the poopdecks lol
>>66970483
yikes, you should probably check out reddit
>>66969316
This.
I meditate before sleeping daily and I don't think about sex during the day so my dreams are basically sexless. According to taoist teachings I have reached an advanced level as almost all practitioners lose their seed through nocturnal emissions in the first 100 days. The funny thing about all this is that the teachings say you that you will become highly attractive to women while retaining which I am definitely experiencing, I am getting eye fucked 24/7 and women are making moves on me constantly. The irony of it all.
>>66970609
Not him but I think you should actually go back there newbitch.
>>66968364
have sex jeff
>>66967306
when I imagine maple syrup on my mouth and hands and clothes or having to touch it and with any part except for my inner oral orifice I cringe, can no one relate to that? Like imagine this suagry liquid running down your chin and then getting on your clothes, on your neck and hands, this is such a bad feeling
>>66967306
>getting buttmad about decade old holiday movies
who gives a fuck you autist? Just ignore it and complain about something that actually matters like D&D ruining Stannis.
>>66972707
>can no one related to that?
No my life is interesting.
