When you guys have sex on the first date at the movies, do you bring a towel so you don't mess on the theater appliances or just let the staff take care of it?
>>66966829
virgin beta fag, detected!
>>66966854
It's not funny anon.
She has a bf already named Trayvon but he's working that night so we're just taking it slow.
>>66966906
Is this your attempt to be funny?
>>66966958
No.
....why was it funny?
I clean my dick on her face
>>66966995
Is this your attempt to be "random?"
>>66967058
That was random?
>>66966829
>me
>convincing a woman to sleep with me
>ever
>Ha, I bet /tv/ will love this.
>It'll be like those "no singles" and "my wife's son" memes.
>heheheh can't wait for this thread to reach 250 replies and my meme to solidify itself
What OP thought right before posting this thread.
>>66967058
That's what I thought you stupid little bitch
>>66967611
i thought that's how it works though
>>66967660
No, you actually have to be at least a little funny for it to work and not just be lolsorandum.
try reddit.
we just use the theater showers. I have to use the complimentary mouthwash beforehand though as she complain about my crab leg breath. I make sure that I tip the shower usher well afterwards so he doesn't report me.
>>66967725
Whats reddit?
>>66967725
Most people don't make it known when they're massive faggots. It's nice to see someone being original for once though.
>>66967837
Psh Yah original like this gay thread Kek
reddit detected
It's actually pretty hilarious anon, I was just being a douche bcs my dad abused me mentally and physically as a child when I was younger.
My apologies.
