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How long did it take you to realize that Waltz has no range?
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How long did it take you to realize that Waltz has no range?
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Two Taratino movies
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>>66952603
^
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>>66952603
first post best post
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he did fine in Spectre

the problem was, the writing was dogshit
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>>66952603
/thread
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Every role hereafter is a recreation of Landa, no exceptions exist
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First.. I am going to be very calm and speak very slowly, and then I am going to act strange and mysterious for awhile, you will be guessing what I am thinking. And then I will build up the tension until finally I EXPLODE AND GO ABSOLUTELY BONKERS AND LAUGH MANIACALLY until... I calm down again.
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>>66952722
Everything in Spectre is bad, Jesus Christ

I know /tv/ doesn't like Skyfall but Skyfall is fucking Citizen Kane compared to Spectre, even if you hate it

When the movie was done I felt like I had been pranked
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>>66952811

Only contrarian faggots hate Skyfall. Spectre was genuinely shit and I say this as a massive Bondfag.
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>>66952811
Casino > Quantum > Skyfall > Spectre
Spectre was probably the worst bond film overall
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>>66952873
>worst bond film overall
Impossible when diamonds are forever and Brosnan's last two movies exist
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>>66952722
the writing was on the wall
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>>66952565
SHILL PLS GO

A Sony shill is behind the constant bond threads in an attempt to viral market
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>>66952902
I don't know man. I think Spectre can give them good competition for the worst.
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>>66952902
>moonraker

I thought Spectre was better than Skyfall. There were multiple points in Skyfall that legitimately pissed me off and I left the film I satisfyed.

With Spectre I made it through the film and didn't feel offended by its awfulness. I had a feeling of satisfaction.
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>>66952951
Literally impossible to give those three a run. All of them are far worse
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>>66952811
to me, Spectre was the result of what the producers though audiences loved about Skyfall: simplistic plotlines, flashiness and awesome cool action shit

as a result, Spectre is effectively a compilation of increasing stupid action sequences, stringed together with a weak plot that I could not care less about. the waste of talent was depressing; Bellucci was in the movie for about 5 minutes, Bautista deserved a larger role than "main thug", and Waltz did the best he could with the material he had

the only good part was the cinematography. even the sountrack let me down, I like Newman but half the score was literally recycled from Skyfall. reusing cues is one thing, reusing entire pieces is another
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>>66952934
Viral marketing by insulting it's own product? pls
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>>66952797
Hehehe
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>>66952603
He was the best thing about Basterds though
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>>66952873
>Quantum > Skyfall
Kill yourself
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>>66953010

>to me, Spectre was the result of what the producers though audiences loved about Skyfall: simplistic plotlines, flashiness and awesome cool action shit

Nicely put bro
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>>66952811

The worst thing about Spectre is that they were really trying to fix all the complaints from the craig films overall, but did so in such a way that makes every single moment of the film a retarded mess.

Every attempt at humor fell flat because of Craig's attempt at a mannequin impression. The decent live action stunts like the helicopter and plane sequence were ruined by dragging them out far too long (seeing Craig crash a plane at a convoy once is exciting, seeing it crash 4 times is fucking stupid). They ruined the climax of the film, destroying the villain's lair, by making it not be the actual climax. A stupid haunted house 3rd act that might have been creepy if it was set up before Blofeld revealed himself. What could have been a wince-inducing torture scene is rendered moot, with it seeming to actually improve his aim. Stupid plot resolutions, blowing up a helicopter with a pea shooter, Dave Bautista's gimmicks wasted, it's PG13 so we don't see the girl's titties, etc.
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>>66952934

nigga the movie came out months ago, calm your autism down, I really don't think they're still spending money advertising this thing

It's James fucking Bond, everyone in the world saw it because everyone loves those movies, we're allowed to discuss this great Sony film without being disrupted by paranoid nonsensers like yourself
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>You shouldn't stare.
>You shouldn't look like that.

Literally rape.
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>>66953426
what is man of steel doing there?
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>>66953426
wherever I go
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>>66952603
If you saw basterds and then shortly after saw Green Hornet you would have known even sooner
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>>66953268
>getting caught was plan of my plan meme-shit film being better than anything other than spectre
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>>66952873
>that seizure inducing editing in Quantum
>that makes no fucking sense plot in skyfall
Sky fall had good moments but its ruined by a shitty No Country / Dark Knight hybrid villain that did neither parts as well.

Casino really is the only good Craig film
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>>66952565
Django Unchained.
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>>66952873
>Quantum > Skyfall
do people seriously think this?
wow
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>>66953010
>the only good part was the cinematography
Naw. It was a big step down from Skyfall which actually had some cinema tier cinematography.
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>>66952565
ITS ME MARIO
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>>66953501
What about Horrible Bosses 2? The movie was shitty af, but I remember thinking he was playing a bad guy so well that it looked out of place on a comedy. Or was I just high?
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>>66953693
To be fair, skyfall has the worst Bond girl representation in the series, as in she's on screen for less than 3 minutes
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>>66953816
one of the reasons it's so good
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>>66952565
He's got range, but its still pretty limited-- as least as far as we've seen.

He's not acting in his native language, so I'm sure that hurts a performance. I'd love to see some of his German work.
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>>66953870
I'm trying to remember, does he speak any german in Inglorious Basterds? I know he speaks alot of english and french, and a little italian
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>>66952565
>not watching the 90 million German shows and movies he was in
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>>66952565
Who ever said he had range?
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Did anyone see The Zero Theorem. I remembr enjoying it, but I had pneumonia and a 104 temp.
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>>66953978
>does he speak any german in Inglorious Basterds?

When talking with Diane Kruger, he does.
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>>66952565
have you even seen Carnage?
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>>66952565
Tarantino cowboy shit.

Same glorious basterds char.
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>>66952565
He's a German tv actoor. Germans don't have any range. The only thing they can excel in is being boring, gray, bland, joyless, average people. If ever there was a great German, it was because outside influence.
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>>66954190
I'll admit he has limited range, but saying he was playing the same character in both Tarantino movies is 100% inaccurate. Are you sure you just didn't get confused and watch the same movie twice?
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>>66954212
>If ever there was a great German, it was because outside influence.
But the greatest german becames great by shunning outside influence

>In b4 he was Austrian
Learn some history
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>>66953180
That was the first movie
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>>66954279
woops forgot pic
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>>66952603
Took me one.

I actually liked him in both but after Basterds I thought it was weird everyone was gushing over him and he won an Oscar for playing the part like an autistic clown.

Malcolm McDowell had already played the exact same role in The Passage.
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>>66952873
Quantum > Casino > Spectre > Skyfall
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>>66954279
Maybe it was different back then. Maybe all the brilliant Germans died in that fiasco.
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>>66954279
>Hitler was German
>Beethoven was Austrian
t. Austriacuck
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>>66954335
>The Passage
How have I never heard of this? Gonna watch it tonight.
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Range is a meme anyway.
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>>66954336
I've only seen the first 2, but I thought Casino was better than Quantum
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>>66954454
I think he was Dutch

van Beethoven
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>>66954586
I actually think theyre more equal. I think Quantum hypes up the secret organization perfectly and is a more realistic Bond movie. There's a huge drop off from Casino & Quantum to Skyfall & Spectre
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>>66952565
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
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>>66952565
He's a manlet.
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>>66952565
Lack of range or not, Waltz is a pretty terrible actor. Don't understand why so many redditors and memesters think he's great.
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>>66952603
This but I blame Tarantino. Fucking lazy writing, making his Django character a carbon copy of Landa
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motherfuckers in this thread haven't seen Carnage
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>>66952565

I feel like he's been typecast quite a bit.
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>>66954637
>I think
found your mistake
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>>66955499

Carnage was brilliant. His bantz fucking broke Foster.
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>>66953010
This
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>>66952565
when he did candy crush adds in australia
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>>66952565

NICE LOAFERS FAGGOT
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>>66952857
Yes we get that you learnt a new word and you want to use it all the time now but... skyfall was shit.
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>newfag hasn't seen Carnage
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>>66958586

>edgy 90s shit

fuck off capeshitter.
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>>66952565
NOT LONG AT ALL, HES A GOOFY MOTHERFUCKER

HIS VILLAIN IN THE GREEN HORNET WAS BETTER THAN HIS VILLAIN IN BOND AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING
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>>66954180
>>66955499
>>66956141
>>66958586

The only valids answers in this thread.
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>>66959089
HE WAS GOOD IN CARNAGE BUT HES STILL DOING HIS SAME ACT, STEVE BRULE SHOWED HIM UP
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>>66953420
This.
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>>66955444
He's not a terrible actor, he just has a limited range. He did a great job in Basterds and Django.
De Niro has a limited range, but he is nonetheless a good actor.
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waltz is austrian too ya dicks
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>>66956060
found your feeble counterargument
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>>66959089
>>66959139
For all the fags who have not seen Carnage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvZeQ6XYrIQ
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>>66953816
>she's on screen for less than 3 minutes
No she's not
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>>66952565
Curious how much of it is people wanting the same thing from him
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>>66952565
>what is the Zero Theorem
>what is Carnage
>what is all the other German movies and tv shows
Get fucked OP

>>66954744
5'7" and 59 years old and he still has a large female following
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Casino>Skyfall>Spectre>Quantum

Skyfall has its issues and Spectre is not very good, but Quantum is absolute trash and a serious chore to get through, assuming you dont vomit half way through due to the editing.
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