Are there any good movies about kebab removal?
Pic related.
Wasn't that really shit?
>>66946576
Dracula Untold
>>66946576
Mel Gibson was interested in making a movie about this. Another failed project.
>>66947785
Its hilariously bad. They use the same plug-in explosions as aqua teen hunger force.I'm not even kidding.
>>66947834
I thought he was more into making movies about evil Jews
>>66947858
There are lots of similar movies made all over the world. You can think of any period or historical event. There's a movie about this but most of it is pure garbage. The posters are usually the best part.
>>66947858
>not paying attention to the acting or the story
As expected of capeshit fans.
>>66948161
Polish history movies have way more to offer than this.
>>66948161
The production values are laughable anon. And aside from F. Murray Abraham and the arab general who's name I don't feel like looking up, the acting is a greasy shit stain.
The first 15 minutes were fine and had potential, but as soon as the siege starts it just turns into a farce. Holy shit pic related screaming in front of a green screen with cartoon horses dying manages to make based winged hussar look like a bunch of assholes.
I'd recommend watching it for the unintentional comedy that it is.
>>66948387
The Sienkiewicz Trilogy remains one of the best ever. Essential 17th century core.
>>66948242
I never said it was the best, I just think it has merit as a historical drama.
>>66948387
Again, you're putting too much emphasis on the visuals. It was nice to have a movie showing the Ottomans as total cunts.
>>66948437
>too much emphasis on the visuals
>in a visual medium
wew lad
>>66948515
I've seen trashy film festival stuff get away with worse.
>>66948424
Potop is the only good one.
>>66948540
No one who knows something about film would defend this movie.
>>66948540
Name three.
>>66948570
Well then you and the other cool kids can go fist each other over some tacky korean crime film. I'll enjoy movies for the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rS6WzHEqHE
>le polish Forth, Eorlingas!
>>66948628
https://youtu.be/vKZPgGbUuX0
Kingdom of Heaven sort of.
Except the kebabs kinda win in the end (even though they take heavy losses).
>>66946576
Black Hawk Down
>>66948784
I expected the Total War monk narrator at 1:10.
