What does /tv/ think of Constantine?
Is it one of Keanu's better films?
>>66937090
>watching it for Keanu
>not watching it for Tilda
>>66937090
It's p. good, and it has Shia before he went mental. Up until The VVitch came out, the Devil's portrayal in this movie was hands down my favorite
>>66937090
Yes. It suits his deadpan style pretty good
>>66937121
>watching it for Tilda
>not watching it for Weisz
>>66937175
Isn't the Devil a goat in VVitch tho?
>>66937220
He most certainly is. Go watch it FambinoHe actually reveals himself as the Devil near the end of the film, reverting to his human form whilst convincing a girl to make a deal with him
>>66937339
>topping this guy
I doubt it.
>>66937446
If you watch it and still think Stormare's version is better, I'll suck upon your penis
>>66937121
This.
DEAD AS DEAD CAN BE
MY DOCTOR TELLS ME...
>>66937681
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HIM
EVER THE OPTIMISTIC
>>66937733
I'M SURE OF YOUR ABILITY
>>66937201
that was for mummy senpai
>>66937175
Shia was still pure in this movie.
>>66937090
Surprisingly well done. It seemed primed for a superior sequel.
>>66937962
>Angie and Consta not ending up together
I'm still mad.
>>66937090
Literally just rewatched this in the last few days and it was as good as I remember. I have no idea why this movie isn't talked about more.
FUCKING DISAPPOINT ME
Watched that as a kid and thought of it as a most stupid film ever
as a grown up i think i was a clever boy
>>66937175
Fuck off with the shilling the Witch sucked mad dick. Man dick too not cute girl dick
