What do you think happened to Kevin after they returned home to Chicago? He ruined 2 very expensive vacations for his family, and he ran up a $900 hotel bill and was almost murdered twice.
I know that neighborhood. Trust me, if the McAllisters are living there they wipe their asses with $900.
>>66795940
so the mccalisters were rich?
got bred by his uncle
becamehomo
>>66796295
No this is how all Americans live. Even the niggers.
Of course they were rich, dummy.
>>66796295
No shit that house was pretty big and in a prime area
>>66795745
In the second one their vacation was ruined anyway because it wouldn't stop raining and it turned out even better because they got to go on a trip to New York instead.
Home Alone 2 has the worst moral for a Christmas story.
>>66796426
explain
>>66796329
>I can't go in there. Uncle is taking a shower. He said i walked in there and saw him naked; i'd never grow up feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.
What does that mean?
>>66796426
>he watched it for the moral story and not for the amazing VietCong tier placement of traps for two burglars
>>66796470
They have family but no presents and they are all unhappy. Then they get presents and they are happy again.
>>66796472
He uncle browsed 4chan and knew the consequences for the degeneracy of looking at other naked men. He was cheap as fuck too, which is a 4chan trait.
>>66796472
It means his uncle has a huge fucking dick and that looking at it will automatically make one feel inferior forever. Duh.
>>66796295
That house was huge and they could afford to take the entire extended family on vacations every year. They were loaded. Still, I'd be fucking pissed if someone spent $900 in room service in a few days.
>>66796564
Uncle Frank and Buzz do come off as the most 4chan of all the characters involved.
>>66797046
You think Buzz beat the fuck out of Kevin for destroying his room?
>>66796470
>Thanks for saving my life hobo lady. Here, have a plastic turtledove. Don't come near me ever again.
They could probably do a charge back, since the credit card was technically fraudulently used.
he probably got into drugs and hung about with micheal jackson and divorced from his family.
rich kids are fuckups man
That scene in the first movie, when kevins mom is talking to that cop on the phone, always makes me crave chocolate donuts
>>66797159
Me too. And how the little piece falls on the phone. And the sound of the phones buttons being pressed makes me want to play with an old phone.
>$200 for tip
kek
>>66797248
>KEVIN! YOU SPENT $239.43 TO TIP ROB SCHNEIDER!
>>66797159
THIS
>>66796295
they took 9 kids on a holiday vacation to France. So yea.
>>66797159
>>66797230
>>66797554
BROTHERS!!!!
Did you also pretend that a little man was running along the horizon when going on long car trips as well?
I would imagine Child Protective Services promptly visited and took him and all his siblings into foster care as a result of his parents' negligence.
>>66797301
>>66797685
Sometimes, yeah, absolutely.
>>66795745
He went back to plebbit after based Trump told him where it was.
>>66797248
>$239.43 for Trump's campaign
>>66797248
>Americans tip the concierge after he chases your kid through a hotel and forces him to live on the street
>>66797248
Land of the free, home of the brave
How different would Home Alone be with a Downs Kevin instead?
>>66797771
>>66797810
I wonder if the people that gave him the cameos feel guilty now that he's going full nuclear
>>66798003
Yeah I'd feel kinda weird if I had the president in one of my old movies too.
SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS
>>66798236
that is a small loan, though
That's the thing. He was just imagined up by his parents all along. What the audience was watching was actually nothing.
>>66798236
desu I love how liberals take the quote out of the context.
he was saying he had was loaned a million and made back 4 billion.
That's like your dad giving you a dollar and you earning 4000
>>66798273for him
>>66798513
Kek no. In those days, a million bucks had much more buying power. Plus he used his dad's cronies and cables. There is nothing wrong with this. You should make the best with what you are born into. But to frame it as "a small loan" is like Clinton saying he never had sex with that woman.
>LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK
>Kevin's family so BTFO by an alpha male in their home they immediately take the side of a man emotionally destroying an 8 year old child
>ywn be as based as Uncle Frank
>>66799754
>cheapskate
>alpha
>>66800976
He's just frugal
