Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
It's a story for another time.
>>66786439
Bravo J.J. you fucking hack
You mean how he was really cool backstory and then the fans raped it with their theories about him being in Episode 7?
>>66786439
>and then the lightsaber fell and landed on a platform. It was found by a janitor and then sold on the black market. A dealer proved that it matched the schematics of the lightsaber constructed by Anakin Skywalker. I then acquired it because I acquire oddities and now I would like you to have it. I'm sorry if stormtroopers killed an important character during this expository dialogue
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Moot the Wise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQzULnLBUNQ
>>66786439
Who thought this design was a good idea?
>>66786424
I don't like tragedy. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>66786591
no one and apparently the characters part was cut down to like the absolute minimum plot related parts
>>66786591
I'm fine with it it's the shit voice actor that ruined it. Try sounding like an old lady, bitch.
Was he a good friend?
>>66786558
lmao this is good anon
>>66786439
God JJ is the fucking worst
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend keked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>66786439
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE!
>>66786591
What's wrong with it? Looks pretty par for the course for Star Wars aliens
>>66786439
Was Maz Kanata in Anakin's room in TPM?
>>66787343
JUST.
>>66786558
never.
>>66786591
the character's designers.
>>66786424
>turns head
>turns head
>turns head
>turns head
>>66786591
The person who designed the character is someone who was heavily involved in the creation of minions, so that should tell you something
Is this scene the apex of the entire Star Wars saga?
>>66789742
yes, it's the closest Star Wars ever got to true cinèma
>>66789742
this was undeniably proto-kino
Ironic
>>66786424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BedWowuRdyU&list=FLNKTdaLYbE8M1jLXqy87UnA&index=2
Execute Order 66.
>>66790166
wew
>>66786424
No, tell me about it lord Sheev.
Wait the force a minute...Sheev how do you know about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Ps: was he (Darth Plagueis) a good friend?
>>66790166
quality
>>66786439
Then we must wait till december 2017.
Episode IIIV
BRAVO JJ ABRAMS
>>66790166
Nice.
>>66787343
wow poetry
>>66790166
checked
keked
and the Jedi are rekt
>there will never be a Sheev television series starring Sheev and Darth Plagueis
>you will never watch their wacky sith antics
>you will never watch an episode about Sheev learning how to spin, for it is a good trick
JUST die in my sleep alright
>>66790326
Sheev Palpatine
Darth Sidious
Chancellor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine
Chancellor/emperor Sheev "Darth Sidous" Palpatine
>>66790389
*already
fuck
>>66790389
>tumblr nose
>>66790400
sheev THE SENATE palpatine
>>66790663
Sheev "ITS TREASON THEN" Palpatine
>>66790758
>i am THE SENATE
>>66790788
Not yet
>>66790166
It will be check'd my lord
>>66790166
IT'S DOUBLES THEN
