Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports
They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.
After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.
1/2
>>66756858
James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.
In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.
2/2
>>66756858
Thomas 2based
>Zephaniah House
>David Jr. and Rashawn S. Howard
True patricians.
>>66756872
Make the fucking 6 year old kindergarten student less OP and it'd be lot better
>>66756858
what the fuck thomas
>>66756858
This should explain the idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcVGXhtXGoA
>>66756858
>two white people in the whole group
>one is a weeaboo
>one can't read
Cant imagine how shitty that high school must have been.
Stoner zombie movie where weed makes zombies ignore our lovable protagonists because they don't want their inferior brains
A bunch of futanari battle sexual norms snd try to join their junior high girls softball team in between practicing and developing as characters at the local sandlot. The shy one eventually asks the cute boy out and the alpha of the group learns a little about the importance of family after her mother nearly dies in a car crash after finally putting aside work in order to come to one of her games.
>>66756858
thread of the day
>>66756858
>>66756872
It sounds stupid as hell, but if done right it could be seriously fucking fun.
Anyway, my idea is one I've been peddling for years now.
An aging action star (think Bruce Willis) agrees to a final movie before taking a break for a quiet life in the country. The movie ends up being with some hotshot young director (think something like a young Tarantino) who thinks this is what's gonna break him into Hollywood. During filming, the action star notices that he narrowly avoids a series of inexplicable "accidents", and realizes that someone's trying to kill him. He teams up with an old friend that used to write detective movies to see if he can find out who's trying to kill him.It's the director. He thinks if he can kill the action star in an "accident" he can get a clear shot to fame, by being involved in this guy's final role. Think a Brandon Lee/Heath Ledger scenario.
>>66756858
who did i do this for ,hey, me or you
>>66758993
>plz respond
>>66758993
>>66759137
Sounds gay.
>>66758860
Hmm... Interesting.
>>66756858
>mexican is the weeaboo
>>66756858
>My are your are birds are all and one gone away the they
What the fuck does that mean? Is it an anagram or something? The sentence at self makes no sense.
>>66759237
Do you think American airport security would arrest someone for those stockings?
>>66756858
>tfw I went to the same high school as him and wrote the dumbest yearbook quote
>niggers all thanking the lord
>later they go out gangbanging
>>66758993
Thats basically The Sandlot with dickgirls.
Still, throw in a scene with Wendy Puffercorn with a bulge in her lifeguard suit and I'm in.
>>66756858
i always had one which is basically inception from the point of view of a psychologist, who ultimately goes insane himself after spending too much time in his patients' minds. the third act revolves around him either killing himself, or going on a murder spree to find the people guilty for the ruined childhoods of his patients.
i always pictured ed norton being the main character.
at least there are some normal quotes like Elsa and Leticias. Rashawn, David, and Zephaniah are too lazy to type out the word "to" but it's still normal.
Eric didn't bother to write shit
Rick Hopkins is immortalized through his "I'm glad it's over" quote.
I'm not sure what kind of drugs Emile was on and Thomas is a fucking weeb
>>66759496
That'd be neat.
A teenager breaks out of his juvenile detention center to travel across the country and beat up his dad as pay back before the dad dies of cancer.
>>66759523
I graduated from the same school in '08 and even then they made us hand write our quotes into a grid (because they needed to communicate to everyone that there was a maximum character limit without using big words). So a lot of these errors could be from people trying to figure out shitty hand writing?
>>66759626
8/10 idea if played dead serious. Would buy on Blu-Ray.
>>66759640
What state is this high school in.
If shitty handwriting is the culprit, then I don't understand why the bottom quote for Emile makes sense. At this point I'm pretty sure he was just fucking with everybody and maybe took this picture himself
>>66756858
>boxing
>unadultered blood sport
kys, fucking geek.
>>66759839
I don't think that directly references the boxing. It's just that boxing lead to them discovering each other's enjoyment of such things.
Zombies invade a special needs school. After all the able bodied people are killed the kids need to learn how to defend themselves, called: SPECIAL DEAD.
>>66760102
Encino Man but with a cave woman and after she thaws she starts going to high school and gravitates towards the girls who look like her: extra chubby goth and metal girls who help her discover her homosexuality and start a heavy metal band that shares a name with the movie: TROGLODYKE
>>66759049
not bad
A friend group of edgy young college students start pulling elaborate stunts and pranks on businesses as a anti-corporation counter-culture movement of sorts. The pranks are all done at night with no one knowing who are doing them, but they leave a signature of sorts after each one, so people know that it is one group doing it all over. The stunts become popular on the internet and across their college campus and the group becomes well known as some sort of vigilante justice group, with a huge fanbase. The stunts get bigger and bigger, until they start to border on terrorism. Everyone drops out of the group except two, which plan on burning down a big wall street bank. Their plan goes to shit and they both end up getting shot and killed by the cops.
Two window washers clean every window on the WTC, just when they're about to clean the last window, they suddenly turn around and see the first plane of the 9/11 attacks heading straight for them.
>>66756858
>Mostly sons of Obama and border-Americans
Definitely American school
>>66760102
>>66760240
You should be in charge of naming shit.
everything in the world goes back 6 years (every physical aspect), except for consciousness/memories/thoughts of humans. Most action takes place in north africa/middle east and the main character is Muammar Gaddafi. Make it into a tv show.
>>66759237
that elderly couple:
>OH HEY LOOK A WHITE GIRL! NOT MANY OF THOSE ON THE PLANET! AREN'T THEY ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST?
>>66756872
>starring james franco and seth rogen
A biography of Lena Dunham's sister expressing her view's on Lena's operation and what a monster she is called Revenge of the Sis
I'm glad it's over.
>>66756858
It's a sort of remake of RUNAWAY TRAIN with one of the main characters being slightly mentally disabled
Sort of a spoiler: He's actually the one with a more will for freedom and the guts to fight for it, while the other (the one without a disability) is more weak and is always on the verge of giving up
>>66759049
Cool idea. Could also work the other way around as a dark comedy, if told from the director's perspective.
>>66756858
In WW2, Nazi scientists succeeded in creating Hitler clones. The plan was initially to kill the fuhrer and replace him with a more controllable clone of himself. Adolf catches wind of this and has the scientists executed. With the Red Army closing in, he becomes desperate and ramps up production in the clone factory to create an army. It's too late though. The allies capture Berlin and discover the clone factory. To help rebuild Europe, they turn the Hitler clones into a slave race. Fast forward to the 1980s. Hitler clones are standard in every household in the west (and among influential bureaucrats in the USSR). A young boy has his very own Hitler clone. The two are inseparable. They watch on TV as the first space shuttle is launched. The boy's Hitler says that he wishes he could go there on day, because space is a wonderful place free of the bigotry of Earth. Fast-forward to 2030. Left-wing activists are decrying the inhumanity of keeping Hitler clones as slaves. The leaders of the movement are a drugged out hippie and a free Hitler clone. This particular Hitler clone has a mean streak. As more people free their Hitlers, the mean Hitler speaks before ever growing Hitler crowds. He begins to call for violence against the masters. Tensions escalate every day until there is full blown warfare. Not all Hitlers go along with it though. The young boy from before is now the POTUS. His Hitler leads a splinter abolitionist faction that wishes to allow Hitlers to colonize Mars. These Hitlers are branded traitors and are systematically slaughtered. In the midst of the Battle of Washington DC, the president's Hitler is severely wounded. The president sees him lying on the ground dying. He runs to his friend and comforts him as he dies. Soldiers on both sides see this and begin to cry. They drop their arms and the war is over. The film ends with the president's Hitler's body being launched into space. He's finally free. His dream has come true.
>>66756858
How many more Hernandez are in that class?
>>66756858
What about horror /tv/?
What idea could save the genre?
>>66760102
>>66760240
Finding Meme-o
>>66759374
it's e.e. cummings. That's his style.
>>66758993
>>66759444
Sounds hot.
>>66759049
Seem this shit before
