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How do you get around your theater's no singles policy?
>>66648136
By not living in a third world country
I go with my bf.
>>66648313
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>picture has single seats
maybe research your picture a little harder next time you shitposter
Usually, there is an amnesty for the singles policy if you go on penis inspection day, but it depends on the theater chain.
>>66648136
I usually disguise all my food with trenchcoat, while using womens clothes myself. Then I record some voices and play them while communicating with theater employes.
>>66648136
I take my wife's son and pretend that we're faggots
>tfw cannot go to a cinema without a showerbuddy
>>66648136
What fresh hipster hell is this?
>>66648136
This meme is stupid.
>>66648136
Asexual reproduction
>>66648136
Stay out of porno theaters faggot. Find a glory hole sneak in some snacks.
>>66648358
Cucks don't like to share couches so they each get their own chair.
i just give the ticket seller double the regular tip
Said it before but here goes. It's simple.
It has to be somewhat crowded, or at least have a few people behind you in line. When you're up say something like, "Let me get two for..." look behind you into the line and say, "Oh, you're gonna get your own? Ok." Back to cashier, "Ok make that ONE for ____" The cashier obviously thinks your compatriot is in line and doesnt care to verify. This has worked for me about ten times, only once did they ask "Who are you even talking to?"
i have friends and family
I actually went out of my way to get a date so I could watch Django Unchained after seeing one of these posts years ago.
I may have been a newfag, but at least I got my first girlfriend out of it so thanks, /tv/
>>66648700
>I actually went out of my way to get a date
what did you mean by this?
>>66648136
in what kind of cinemas do you go where there's a no single policy? I've never heard about it.
Well, i'd just go with my girlfriend or if she's not available just take a friend. I'm pretty sure a cinema won't call you out on taking another dude with you even though they know it's just your mate, they won't risk the controversy of actually offending a gay couple.
In case you don't have friends, why even go to the cinema?
>>66648358
>2016
>not being familiar with cuck seat
>>66648720
I had no friends or family to go with, so I asked a girl out to see Django
>In case you don't have friends, why even go to the cinema?
Cuz i have a right. So as having a right to own a firearm.
>>66648358
that's the chaperone seat, they pay together with the ones they're chaperoning.
>>66648824
Did you take showers together?
roll dubs
>>66648909
Did everything except join the mile high club and pool sex.
Now that I think about it this meme needs to live on, so it can scare other faggots into getting qt's
I actually work in a cinema and it's always pretty sad to see someone buy a single ticket on their own. Especially older men/women.
>>66648136
By getting dubs
>>66648479
>pretend
>>66649358
these dubs?
>>66648759
I do a 'Weekend at Bernie's' thing with my late Grandma.
The only problem is, she passed just before Christmas, and I think my local multiplex's employees are starting to get suspicious.
>>66649358
>>66649675
I think you are referring to these!
>>66648136
I bring my son's wife
>pic related
>>66649791
It helps if you tether her limbs to your falcon and train it to move them around. Really sells the whole thing.
>>66648136
I go to a different theater. I HATE going with other people. All I want to do is watch the movie. Why do I need someone with me to do that?
when my wife is on one of her monthly business trips, i just take her son with me. Its a good bonding experience
I bring my lawn vulture, get waved right in
>>66648136
I was born with a vagina so I get special treatment.
>>66648136
>not reserving one of the DESIGNATED SINGLGES SEATS
>>66648759
Are you retard? In case you're actually taking another dude, the ticket enforcer will figure it out. Have fun being assumed homosexuals in the locker room pre-shower.
>>66648136
Get friends.
I pay a homeless man in Reese's Pieces to sit with me for the duration of the film.
All these retards in this thread thinking of elaborate strategies when you can just take your falcon with you and say that it's registered as a life-partner.
They won't bother to check anyway and in the rare case they do just tell your falcon to pick their eyes out and run away.
>sit down in the theater
>pay extra for falcon seating
>enjoying my luke-warm buttery crab legs
>some guy snuck in an eagle
>it keeps trying to take my crab legs
>my falcon dies defending my crab legs
>escorted out because I don't have a falcon in designated falcon seating
>pay for regular seating
>some douchebag is doing his deadlifts in front of me
>go to the showers after
>the eagle keeps pecking at my dick
I wish my theater had a no singles policy so i wouldnt be tempted to go
