What's his catchphrase again?
>>66640116
>when it's the wrong board but still the right board
I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS, AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM
GET OFF VENT
OR ILL HAVE YOU BENT
Get off vent or I'll have you bent.
>>66640155
>>66640158
>>66640166
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
Thank gods we didn't get DN movie.
whatever it is he probably stole it from me
>>66640116
it's time to chew ass - dick kickem
I'm a big guy. For you.
YOUR ASS IS GRASS
AND I'VE GOT THE WEED WHACKER
Who wanta sum Wang?"
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>66640116
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for tearing down my wall
I'M HERE TO CHEW BALLS AND BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>66640158
Classic.
>I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV87994GH4
>>66640290
Classic
I liked Duke Nukem Forever.
>>66640116
This, is my BOOM stick.
I TOOK A CRAP AND WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE
Eat shit and die.
I STUCK MY DICK IN AN ALIEN'S ASSHOLE
I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND ORDER A PIZZA
Dinnuke nuffin
COME OVER TO MY PLACE, WE'LL GET MY CAMARO AND SPIN SOME BRODIES
>>66640116
I've arrived with the intention of doling out physical pain and masticating on a confectionary product. Unfortunately, I appear to have run out of the aforementioned product.
>>66640116
Remember Ventrilo Harassment
Is Ventrilo still being used?
Fuck I miss the good ol days
>>66640116
I always wanted a Duke Nukem movie with Arnold Schwarzenigger
>>66640116
Lets chew bubblegum and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ourselves
>>66640158
BALLS OF STEEL
>>66640116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJTw5xXxyKk
It's like he's making love to my eardrums.
Both of them.
There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them YOU die!
>>66640116
Up and at them
You know you want it.
HUGE GUTS
JUST
REST IN PIECES
You know what old Jack Burton says at a time like this
>>66641695
My favorite was his hologram that would get his catchphrases backward. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass." Or the dlc with the ventilo harassment reference of Balls, Balls, Balls of steel.
>>66640116
YOU'RE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED, KID!
>>66640116
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
STEEL
EEEL
EEEL
BALLS BALLS
I'm gonna make you a new fuckin box
