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In all seriousness, we should start a kickstarter to raise a fund to hire him for a /tv/-based movie. We can have him appear on screen and re-enact scenes from the Dark Knight Rises, and throw in some other memes in there as well.
>>66634959
sorry family, but I forgot. how much does he charge for a role again?
>>66634988
cab far from home to shooting location and back
>>66634988
A pair of socks and some leftovers from your fridge.
>>66634988
a drive and a toothpick
>>66634959
It already came out on blu-ray earlier this week
>>66634988
a signed photo of his daughter and foot rub
>>66634959
>In all seriousness, we should--
>He's already waiting in the backyard, anon.
>>66634988
a treasure map and a ''good luck!''
In the early ’80s, Eric Roberts was hailed as one of the most promising new actors and was even nominated for an Oscar®. Yet, over the years, it was often Eric’s offscreen behavior that landed him in the headlines. In fact, Eric says, the entire industry was engaging in naughty behavior.
“When I got into movies, they would send you to the prop truck, [and there] would be lines of cocaine, and everybody from the executives and producers to craft service was high on that drug. Everybody was wrecked on a movie set,” Eric says. “It was out of control, and I was a kid.”
>>66635381
it's crazy how much him and Jim Caviezel look alike.
>>66634988
$175 and a bottle of tequila
>>66635411
They look absolutely nothing alike.
Actor Eric Roberts (Dark Knight) attends the GBK & LifeCell 2016 Pre Oscar Lounge on February 26, 2016 in West Hollywood, California.
>>66634988
Somewhat preserved 1983 world series commemorative pin, three red socks and a half-eaten tuna sandwich with two olives.
>>66634988
3 lukewarm Natty Daddy's, a half smoked Black and Mild and a week paid off on the storage locker he calls home.
>>66634988
A t-shirt from the State fair and a somewhat firm handshake.
>>66635411
Jim hasn't abused cocaine and alcohol for the last 30 years
>>66634988
Pack of Newport and a bottle of listerne
>>66634988
A CD of the single "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, and any loose change down the back of your sofa.
>>66635533
Roberts should have played Jesus t bh.
>>66634959
I'm here, what do you want.
Would rather another Best of the Best squeal desu senpai
>>66634988
A dollar store medal and a used 1994 sports Letterman's jacket from Goodwill
>>66635492
i wonder if he sold that for 50$
>>66634988
bowl of Lucky Charms and a pat on the back
>>66638823
I need you to act in a home video I'm making. It's a quick five minute thing and you'd make a little appearance. What do I have to pay you to make this happen?
>>66634959
Scale pay is only like 2500 a week
>>66639162
Eric's scale pay is a Snickers bar for an hour of filming.
I still don't know who he is.
>>66639754
Eric Roberts, aka The Man of a Thousand Roles
>>66634959
It would probably be a nice boost to his career to have a lolwut viral video of him spouting /tv/ memes.
>>66634988
Just some dubs
>>66634959
but he only takes underage Thai boys for payment
>>66634988
5 bucks and a prayer for his soul
>>66634988
Skittles and a "thank you".
>>66634988
A bucket of crab legs and complimentary theater tickets
