This was a great movie
>>66593840
It was fun and didn't deserve the cuck hate it got.
Just those two on the poster should have sold it desu, but society sucks now.
>>66593840
I liked it too, it was a fun action movie. its not supposed to be realistic
>>66594703
It looks like another shitty "wrath of the titans" type movie
>>66594754
This
>>66594703
>Just those two on the poster
Two literally whos?
>>66594754
Wrath of the Titans COULD have been fun and charming, but wasn't.
GoE had the same kind of potential, with the difference being that it actually DELIVERED on this, because of the chemistry of the three leads.
>>66594793
>Whose ever heard of 300 or Game of Thrones.
Yeah, ur right, anon, these guys have no business starring in a swords/sandals epic.
except it was pretty fucking stupid. I hate you and your opinion now. You literally ruined my day you idiot
>>66596109
shut up asshole, you are the kind of idiot that thinks it's important enough to claim that his day is ruined because someone likes something you don't.
>>66593840
Why aren't they black? Aren't the characters supposed to be African?
>>66596989
>fuckhead goes to watch popcorn flick with egyptian gods flying and shooting lasers
>expecting historic accuracy
you are dense mate.
>>66596989
You don't have to be black to be African. Ancient Egyptians had tan skin and white people had inhabited the Mediterranean coast of Africa for thousands of years.
>>66593840
is it anything like exodus?
>>66593840
I mean, it was pretty fun overall but it's not even close to fucking great.
Cons:
>The action scenes were directed like shit with those constant 360 degree camera shots.
>The CGI looked like it was from 2005.
>Geoffrey Rush looked absolutely fucking ridiculous and I keked hard every time I saw him.
>Plot holes fucking everywhere.
>The acting and dialogue reminded me of the 2000 Dungeons and Dragons movie.
Pros:
>A strong sense of shameless fun and adventure. This flick didn't take itself that seriously.
>Gerard Butler was entertaining as fuck and hammed it up. >Chick who played Hathor was literally perfect.
>The god forms were pretty cool.
>I liked Anubis.
It'll go down as a guilty pleasure flick for me, kind of like The Scorpion King.
>>66597216
Better imo.
>>66597292
yeah but is it like it
God of Egypt, Clash/Wrath of the Titans, and 47 Ronin all take place in the same universe.
>>66593840
This is my first time ever on /tv/ and I saw this thread and now I'm leaving. Fuck you guys.
>>66597367
BE GONE, FOUL BEING
>>66596989
>>66597404
kill yourself
fun
>>66596989
>implying egyptians are black
>>66596989
guaranteedreplies.jaypeg
>>66596989
What started this stupid meme?
>le force a contrarian opinion on a movie meme
Fuck off faggot
>>66593840
Great movie? No, not by a long shot.
Entertaining/good bits;
-Hilarious Geoffery Rush Ra so fucking stupid and so funny, he sounds exactly like Barbossa
-two Hot chicks for leading females
-Retarded/funny Gerard Butler and Horus yugioh fights
-Anubis and the visuals for the underworld
-Gerard Butler hilarious scarab chariot
-Hilarious bird boat thing
-Geoffery rush hilariously fighting off a giant space worm with a laser spear
-World is fuckin flat and he has a space boat with the sun tied to it by chain.
Was hoping it would be more cheesy and retarded/funny but it was like a better clash of the titans. Which that movie sucked balls so it isn't saying much.
>>66596989
SHIEEET
>>66599554
This is pretty coo desu
>>66593840
Why are black people even mad about this movie. Look at the cover, 1/3 of the people are black.
Fucking hell
I haven't watch the movie but what are the Gods supposed to be? Why do the transform into metallic forms?
>>66599610
Because it was called gods of "egypt"
If you look at this
>>66599554
Or have seen the movie it is very clear this takes place in a fictional universe. So you can't even say shit about telescopes and "why ain't they all niggas" because it takes place in a fictional world under the guise of egyptian mythology.
Literally people judging a book by it's cover, movie is shit though still. But not as bad as everybody makes it out to be.
>>66593840
i actually kind of want to see it now. the marketing makes it look like total garbage though
>>66598180
>sun of ra
ra is the sun
>>66597267
i dont think its possible to hate the scorpion king
>>66597267
>Cons
It wasn't as good as the 2000 DnD movie but I was really hoping to revisit an old friend but the dialogue wasn't really cheesy enough other than the Gerard Butler "I am" line and every second of screen tme with Geoffery Rush.
Closest thing in recent memory was The Spirit but we need more movies that are so stupid and cheesy that they are amazing.
Yeah I'm sure, looks great!!
>>66593840
Any more pics of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's nice hairy pits?
>>66599715
Its a fun romp with some pretty spotty cgi and some goofy cameos.
Well imagined world, though.
>>66594703
>Just those two on the poster should have sold it desu
>That guy thats been coasting on paycheck schlock since 2007 and that guy who is only known for playing a sisterfucker on tv.
>>66594703
I am reading egypt there but I dont see fucking egyptians.
That's the problem m8.
What's next, chinese playing Aztec kings?
Would black people boycott this too and makes
"Celtic Gods" with mostly half black cast?
>>66594703
Name it something like
"Gods of Aethers" or something out of the He-Man universe bullshiit and it would sail smoothly
>>66600546
Too right. But the Egyptian backdrop/gods made it really interesting for me. Shame.
>>66597267
>the acting and dialogue reminded me of the 2000 Dungeons and Dragon movie
Shouldn't this be in the pro list?
Was kind of amazed at how much mythology they got right.
>>66598180
jesus fuck and you'll tell me we're the same species
WE
>>66596989
>All africans are niggers.
This is what liberals believe.
>>66601864
WUZ
>>66599554
If you can watch Noah, you can watch this.
>>66596989
No, they're supposed to be gods. It's literally the title of the movie.
>>66601283
Did she show Horus putting his semen on some lettuce and tricking Set into eating it?
>>66598449
niggers like to claim they were the egyptians and invented everything
nevermind that the slavers were picking up full mukumbos from the jungle
