Let's predict next year's Oscars even though we're 2 months into the year and no good films have come out yet.
(Pic related is Scorsese's new movie.)
"do you want to live deliciously?"
Keaton gets nom'd for the Founder, still doesn't win. Founder wins best picture. Keaton meme begins.
The Birth of a Nation nominated at least 12 times (including Best Picture, Director, Actor/Actress, Writing)
The academy will finance a new film for Steve McQueen to direct so that we won't have to deal with all the #oscarssowhite shit next year.
>>66538079
This.
>>66538003
January and february usually suck besides the rare Sundance exception. The studios all dump the movies they have no faith in in jan and feb.
American Pastoral might get a couple of undeserved Oscar nominations, unless it's even worse than it seems like it's going to be. Then it will win Razzies.
>>66538079
holy fuck i wish i knew who you were irl - i'd look forward to next 50 years of you getting btfo again and again as reality outrips your fantasies. oh god the joy of seeing you live and die so miserably would make my lifetime.
>>66538051
Yes, Satan.
It's gonna be some nigger movie because the Academy can't take the banter.
>>66538095
I can deal with that. He's a good filmmaker.
>>66538076
That's not going to happen as long as McDonalds is fighting a minimum wage increase
>>66538003
Based Mel mounts the comeback of a lifetime and Hacksaw Ridge sweeps the awards.Andrew Garfield takes Keaton's Oscar and /tv/ cries about it
>>66538003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_38WdArR20
>token costume drama
>token blockbuster that was slightly better than all the other blockbusters
>token indie movie that won all the festival awards
>token movie from an established director that always gets nominated
>token crime drama that was better than all the other crime dramas
The Witch is the best movie of 2016 so far.
That is the minimum bar for Best Picture.
>>66538533
So it's a 100% wide open contest then is what you're saying.
>>66538607
I take it you disliked the movie.
The point is when considering if a movie is best picture worthy, The Witch is the measuring stick.
>>66538405
>token costume drama
Alone in Berlin
>token blockbuster that was slightly better than all the other blockbusters
I want it to be passengers just to trigger /tv/ into oblivion but it will probably be suicide squad or star wars
>token indie movie that won all the festival awards
Birth of A Nation
>token movie from an established director that always gets nominated
OP's pic
>token crime drama that was better than all the other crime dramas
Those don't get nominated as often as you think.
>>66538095
Starring Michael Fassbender as Martin Luther King Jr.
>>66538360
I'm only crying because you're on your phone
>token costume drama
Brooklyn
>token blockbuster that was slightly better than all the other blockbusters
Mad Max and The Martian
>token indie movie that won all the festival awards
Brooklyn and Room
>token movie from an established director that always gets nominated
Bridge of Spies
>token crime drama that was better than all the other crime dramas
Hmmmm
Token political statement movie (fixed)
Spotlight and Big Short
Christ you might be on to something
Birth of a Nation Best Picture,
Best Actress is between Rosamund Pike for 'A United Kingdom' and Chastain for 'The Zookeeper's Wife'
Tbh I reckon 'Sully' does well, best original screenplay maybe?
screenshot this
90% of movies that win Oscars are released in fall or winter so it's impossible to predict right now
Oscar Isaac will get a supporting actor nomination for X-Men, and if there's no black actor in the same category he'll win.
Screencap this and save it for a year from now.
>>66538749
>Those don't get nominated as often as you think.
Traffic
The Departed
The Godfather
The Godfather II
Goodfellas
some others...
ok i guess not
>>66538133
autism?
>>66539047
Those fit in the "established director" senpai
>>66539150
they are interchangeable though
>>66538003
ewan's jesus movie
>>66538003
Is there a trailer out yet? The book is awesome.
>>66538003
Reminds me of Mists of Pandaria trailer but with actual humans.
>>66539300
>Those fit
That's what i meant senpai
My predictions.
>>66538003
Finding Dory and Moana split the vote and the animated feature category will be interesting for the first time in years.
>>66539302
Not if it's played straight.
>>66538973
Well yeah. So you look at the movies the studios are releasing around that time to see what THEY think is good enough to win.
>>66538003
Ana Lily Amirpour will get something for The Bad Batch.
>>66539582
What?
>>66538095
>#oscarsowhite
Its funny because I remember an Indian woman, and two Hispanic men, winning oscars. They also didn't bring up DUDE WERE BROWN LMAO! Its almost as if no niggers were nominated because they're horrible actors and unbearable to be around in general.
>>66538003
>no good films have come out yet
Deadpool?
The Witch?
>>66540090
>superhero comedy
>horror
These will get nowhere near Oscar and you know it pham, if anything that's come out I think Hail, Caesar! has the best chance because Hollywood loves movies about itself. Brolin will get a nod for best actor, you can be sure of it.
>>66540073
#BLM is now and always has been a Black Supremacy group. They don't care that Asians, Hispanics, and other "people of color" succeed. They'll still bitch that no "black" movies or black actors are nominated. For the life of me, I can't remember a single "black" movie that was noteworthy last year. Maybe Straight Outta Compton, but that was really more of a flick and a so-so one at best.
Won't stop the media from paying lip service to #OscarsSoWhite or whatever trendy hashtag cause-du-jour is popular with the 13-25 year olds on Twitter at the moment. NPR this morning mentioned the "controversy" surrounding the Oscars like it's some huge thing and not just a few hundred, very vocal SJWs bitching on social media for the sake of bitching, because we live in a first world country where apparently our biggest problem is black actors not being nominated for movies that don't exist so we'll blame white people for what's going on in a predominately Jewish industry.
This is why Trump is so popular.
>MFW NIGGERS THINK DUNKIRK WON'T SWEEP
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>>66540450
Dunkirk is released 2017
>>66538003
>Jesuits dindu nuffin: the movie
That aside it can't win in the era of the fedora anyway.
>>66538377
Looks like a TV reenactment more than a movie.
I doubt any of these will win Best pic, but I am looking forward to these and they might snag a few side ones... 1. Miss Peregrins home for Peculars 2. The BFO 3. Assassin Creed
>>66541677
If The Last Temptation of Christ is any indication the movie won't be very "christian".
Sorcese is a self hating catholic and hollywood loves that shit.
