How prepared are you for the non-stop assault on white people tomorrow? It will be a ride. Any guesses on how long it will take for someone to mention race?
>>66449741
>any guesses on how long it will take for anyone to mention race
Rock's first joke.
He's not going to make a single joke.
I bet you he plays it completely straight. No jokes or race baiting. Just a straight up award ceremony.
Allwhite, allwhite, allwhite
>>66449741
>not white
I dont give a fuck
They obviously have Rock as the host so he can make cracker jokes on all of the evil white devils to easy the racist tension when no one black wins anything.
Guarantee he pushes the envelope and does anything short of hanging a white couple center stage.
>>66449741
>Any guesses on how long it will take for someone to mention race?
Within the first ten seconds of him opening the ceremony.
chris rock will just make jew jokes all night
>>66449741
>Any guesses on how long it will take for someone to mention race?
First opening line.
>>66449741
He will walk out in white face or a white guy will walk out and they will put Rock's voice over him. So literally 0 seconds
>>66449741
Why do people care, the oscars are literally an industry award show.
The vast majority of people who work in hollywood are white, thus the vast majority of nominees are going to be white.
>>66449783
>he's not going to make a single joke
I really hope this happens. I hope he makes it painfully unfunny and acts unbelievably pissed all night.
>>66449781
>>66449908
>>66449967
Obviously this. Just look at how long it took him to mention race when he hosted in 2005, when there was no "OscarsSoWhite" hysteria going on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvbFwj__frg
>>66450027
>Why do people care, the oscars are literally an industry award show.
>The vast majority of people who work in hollywood are jews, thus the vast majority of nominees are going to be jewish.
>13% of US Population is black
>15% of oscar winners have been black
>OMG OSCARS SO WHITE
Do blacks think that they make up half the US population?
>>66450072
>and acts
or he could just be unbelievably pissed and actually try to make a point....nah fuck it nigga gotta get dat skrilla, i mean who wants to live next door to a dentist not even a super famous one just a regular ole dentist.
>>66450103
I'm not American and I haven't known Chris Rock until now. His voice is making me feel nauseous, I doubt I can take this for longer than 1 hour.
>>66449741
Remember last year's Oscars? Almost every presenter was a black/white couple. Imagine what it's going to be like this year?
To everyone's surprise chris rock won't make any jokes regarding race
Screencap this
>>66449783
This. Don't worry NEETS, nobody is going to make fun of the only redeeming factor of your shit lives. You can relax.
>>66450151
>black people
>understanding demographics
bruh
>>66450241
White people have been banned from this year's ceremony
so sick of niggers complaining about this.. get over it already
>>66450019
>He will walk out in white face
>>66450257
So he's going to stand there in silence for 3 hours?
>>66449741
I CANT WAIT
imma kill so many whiteboiz
He'll be better than Seth Macfarlane with his shitty song and dance shit fuck that guy
>internet white people praying he makes race jokes so they can spam oscar threads with racial slurs
I will never know Chis Rock for anything but Marty from Madagascar
who /oncinema/ here?
>>66450348
>He'd probably be like "If dem whiteys allowed 2 b rasis, then so am I"
More importantly, will he finally win one tomorrow?
>>66450485
What is this?
>>66450546
He won the SAG, the Golden Globe and the BAFTA. It's in the bag.
>>66449741
>blacks mad that they're not getting recognition just for being black
>white people stroking their white guilt by trying to appease them with arbitrary handouts
as a mexican /pol/ack I can't wait
I've got 50 bucks on Chris Pine crying again
>>66450103
Wow he's a great speaker. Too bad he's a shitty comic and an even worse actor though, should do more hosting or perform material written for him by funny people.
Also how fucking drugged up is Morgan Freeman there. I'm guessing propped full of opiates.
>>66449741
Why do people consider Chris Rock antiwhite? Has he really steered that way? This was the dude who in 1996 was saying he does not look of for the Jew after a show, he looks out for niggers.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE RAZZIE WINNERS? WHERE IS IT???
WHERE
IS
IT
>>66450594
>what is this
>>>/reddit/
>>66450785
adult swim is reddit: the channel dude. go away.
>>66450763
Leo should've won a razzie tbqh
>>66449741
eh, i bet he won't go too far because people won't expect that or start shitting on whites at the end of the oscars. I bet one of his line will be something like "dont judge a person by their color, judge them by their performance" and then proceed to make a joke about how he is a good example since he is a bad actor that won't get an oscar and that's why he is presenting oscars and isn't a nominee.
Why do they bother having a best animation category when Disney/Pixar win everytime? They don't even make real animated movies, just computer shit
>>66449741
Who else would he make fun of? There aren't any blacks at this year's Oscars.
