The fuck was he thinking by agreeing to be in this?
This man was in Taxi Driver
>>65135806
Are you asexual or a woman?
His mulatto children have had a negative influence on him.
The greatest actors of all time all stopped giving a shit in their later lives, no exception
Find me a truly great actor who avoided shlock for their entire career, especially towards the end
I think its related somehow, being a great and not giving a shit. Except for DDL. But he's literally autistic so it doesn't count.
>>65135879
Marlon Brando and Clint Eastwood
>>65135879
Theyve already proven to themselves and others they can act, so now they do fun, paycheck movies.
You're about 15 years too late, remember Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Efron lookin swole man
>>65135909
>Marlon Brando
Are you being sarcastic? He's notorious for not giving a shit in his later years
>>65135943
that can't be natty.
His wife told him to get back out there
>>65135909
>Brando
wokka wokka that's a funny ass joke
>>65135806
they to a point where they do movies for the location or the fun
wasn't there on actor who did 3 movies a year, one for awards, location, and fun?
>>65135806
It's gonna be a shit movie but I'm kind looking forward to it becauselewd webms of Aubrey Plazadesu
The fuck was he thinking by agreeing to be payed millions of dollars to do what he loves?
Seriously, he's obviously having fun with what life he has left in him. Also aging actors usually take roles with less "artistic integrity" (what the fuck does that even mean anymore?) to have plenty of money to leave for their families.
>>65135879
Danny Devito
>>65135967
Idk I feel like he's been gradually getting bigger, I think its possible. Its not like some EFRON BULKS UP FOR NEW MOVIE kinda thing
>>65135806
He was also in Little Fockers. Who cares?
>>65135943
He's listed at 5'8, so he's probably like 5'6 really
>>65135806
How tiny do you think Efron's little baby penis is?
>>65136039
You've already seen her masturbate over a sink, why care.
De Niro has been in more trash than he's been in classics.
He's been a sell out for like 20 years now.
>>65135879
>>I think its related somehow, being a great and not giving a shit
when you grow old, you understand that the entertainment industry is not a life whereas you only speak to these people on a daily basis. so you stop caring about people you do not care about.
and there are no alphas in Hollywood, there are only chads and robots.
All these people moaning at a guy having fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrqftLip64
>>65135974
>>65135961
>ignoring eastwood
youre wrong faggots
>>65135879
Jack nicholson is still making good movies
>>65135879
Michael Cain
>>65135879
Not that I like his acting anymore but Pacino seems to actually give a shit. I know he was in that awful Adam Sandler flick but he's still working on broadway.
>>65137099
Miss Congeniality
>>65137158
Bants film
Yeah he did star in some of the greatest movies of all time. Hes going to fucking die in two years jesus christ let him get some shit roles to get some top tier ppon
>>65137099
Reverse John Cena
>>65135806
Its a big fat paycheck
It keeps him busy
He gets laid
He gets to be in another movie
He gets to go on vacation
Shit nigger, I would do the same goddam thing.
Zak Efrons body is good. Wish I had it
>>65137235
lmao faggot
>>65137231
Explain. Idk enough bout john cena
De Niro hasn't picked a good role for like 20 years, why is this surprising?
>>65135806
Gettin dem checks
Oh, this is the straw that broke the camel's back? Have you seen his career for the past two decades?
>>65137283
John Cena = U Cant C ME
>>65137099
He was in the Last Witch Hunter with Vin Diesel.
>>65137086
The bucket list was shit
>>65135961
>>65135974
>Not giving a shit = starring in shit like The Intern and Dirty Grandpa
compare
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando_filmography#Filmography
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro_filmography#Film
I liked The Intern
>>65137235
de niros body was WAY better
that's like 2% body fat in that picture
>>65137099
SHEH WAS ONLY SHIXTEEN YEARS OLD
>>65135967
dyel? easily attainable
They actually promote him as "Academy Award Winner Robert De Niro" in the commercials
>>65135879
Laurence Olivier
>>65137419
Damn.
>>65137267
he's just mirrin'. nothing gay about that
>>65137514
/fit/ pls go and take your faggotry with you
>>65137514
'mirin'*
>>65137528
>not being slightly gay
Redditumblr needs to fuck off and stay away
>>65137231
Hahahahaha xD, upboat fellow redditot !!!!!!!!!!!
>>65137611
>being a degenerate
>>65135806
you have to realize at that point in their life, everything you hate could be what some kids in the coming generations might love. and as a person who could drop dead anyday, they just want to spread their existence as far as they can. the children of the future aren't going to say "this guy was taxi driver, what the fuck is this shit"
>>65137419
>that's like 2% body fat in that picture
Single digit maybe, but nobody except for a few bodybuilders who are genetic freaks actually get down that low
>>65136586
Ah fuck I kind of want to see that
>>65137846
>Single digit maybe, but nobody except for dead people actually get down that low
fixd
>>65135909
>Brando
Have you not seen The Score. Dude went on screen like that?
>>65136057
lol wut? Just because it actually worked for him doesn't mean what he's doing isn't ridiculous.
>>65135879
This was Gene Hackman's last film before he retired.
>>65138023
Here is a 0% body fat person
>>65136586
stardust is fucking awesome
Why is de niro so autistic in interviews?
>>65137455
yes it is, not with the shitty feminine genes efron has though.
>>65138199
I'll admit I haven't seen much at all, but I think he might actually be a fucking idiot. Either that or he has anxiety issues or something.
>>65138138
i wonder if that face would look hot is she could accumulate fat
>>65135879
Sean Connery was so pissed off with how shitty The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen he retired from acting altogether and told the director YOU'RE THE MAN WHO MADE SEAN CONNERY QUIT ACTING.
He only took on the role because he turned down the role of Gandalf in LOTR because he didn't enjoy the script so when he didn't enjoy the script of the League he figured he better give it a go.
Discuss Aubrey Plaza
>>65138377
i don't like the way she talks or her hoarse voice
>>65138324
I thought it was alright, even though it's not my kind of movie at all. I watched with my friend and his dad.
>>65138377
She does nothing for me. 3/10 at most.
>>65138324
Which is stupid because the director actually did a pretty decent job
>>65138377
I never thought she was hot until I saw the commercials for this movie.
>>65138377
>>65138561
i wanna fuck her brains out now cause of the latest trailer desu senpai
>>65137745
>being a degenerate...
...is extremely entertaining
>>65135806
>zac efron has probably poured 10s of thousands into personal trainers and nutritionist experts
>still isn't as big as I am
>i've bought nothing but whey
>mfw
>>65137770
This.
But the problem is, that doesn't mean it's good. I was born in 94 so De Niro wasn't the guy from Taxi Driver or Raging Bull for me growing up, he was the dad from Meet the parents. That doesn't mean that thats who we should remember him as.
>>65138298
You haven't seen many at all, because he hates doing interviews. Him being an actor and not being able to feign interest in interviews is funny to me
>>65138324
He did an animated movie after that. Sir billi or whatever.first animated Scottish movie
>>65138377
Generic, though I did like The To-Do List
>>65137447
srsly?
are you ripping on get carter?
>>65138777
Picture with timestamp. Now faggot.
>>65138777
being any bigger than that means that you start to look slightly freakish and unattractive though. he's got the ideal body type for aesthetics
>>65138982
i don't really care about internet people's opinions. Woman IRL give me all the approval I need.
>>65139043
sure thing cuck
>>65135879
This.
de Niro's reputation is set in stone, he could literally make a movie where he and Adam Sandler are trannies in love and he'd still have a solid reputation. Look at the amount of shit Ben Kingsley's been in and the respect he still gets.
>>65138777
Ha, proportionally speaking compared to his income and yours he probably doesn't spend a larger % as you do on your gym membership and suplements.
>>65135806
I haven't heard of Taxi Driver but he was also in High School Musical. Why is he working with this old guy?
>>65139180
my dad pays for my gym
he looks pretty fit for being eleven thousand years old.
He's having fun at the end of a long career and just takes whatever looks like it would be a good time.
Even his crap movies are watchable too.
Robert De Niro plays mafia in most of his movies. I Hope he will be some oldschool old man mafia consigieri Guy in a movie before he dies
>>65135909
AAAAHH the french...
How do I get swole bros? I'm too afraid to go a gym because autism. Is there anything I can do at home to start getting some gainz?
>>65135909
>Clint Eastwood
>avoided shlock for their entire career
>>65137099
Austin Power's Faja
>>65135879
Nicolas Cage
>>65138377
her deadpan voice is so hot, I just wanna go down on her for hours
>>65135879
DDL isn't old too
>>65136057
His whole career is schlock, batman? Twins? Always sunny? Come on dude
>>65139242
what a faggot
>>65137419
Dude the lowest I've heard a bodybuilder getting down to was 4% and he only did it for an hour or two and he made de Niro in that pic look like a fat ass.
No idea where you got 2% from, more like 9%
>>65139043
Hahahahahahaha! You don't nees to lie on an anonymous malaysian transsexual datingsite you silly goose.
>>65135806
Hes just phoning it in now. He needs the cash after that whole film festival fiasco.
>>65135806
He probably just want to work while he still can, he's an old man after all. He just enjoys acting no matter the quality.
>>65138899
Tommy lee jones is even more autistic in interviews. Go look up his interview for MiB3 on YouTube, funny shit
>>65140444
Need* sorry, my bad.
>>65140469
He's not autistic. He just can not tolerate any sort of buffoonery.
>>65138377
would sexual intercourse
>>65140543
>pro-choice
>pro-Clinton
I can't fap to this.
>>65140626
Your loss.
>>65140648
Guess I'll have to scour the entire internet for pornographic or otherwise lewd images and videos.
Wish me luck, I'll need it.
>>65140543
I'd rather megan's curtains any day of the week
>>65140276
>always sunny
>schlock
*tips fedora*
>>65135909
Clint Eastwood avoids schlock intentionally, but the problem is is that in his movies, sometimes, while trying with all his full effort, he is a bad actor, or a bad writer, or a bad director, or a bad X. He, for all his grandeur, is hit and miss, and he's had enough misses that it's a little embarassing to group him in with the tippy top tier. I still like him though.
>>65140747
that has to be shooped at her crotch?
right?
It's like bad grandpa but not """"""real"""""""
>>65138223
Only on /tv/ will I find someone saying Zac Efron has bad genes
>>65135909
>Brando
He's my favourite actor but he never gave a shit throughout his entire career. By the end he was in it strictly for the pay cheque. He even unashamedly portayed an older, fatter Vito Corleone in a completely unrelated film. Admittedly was kinda cool to see what Don Corleone would end up like if he ate himself near to death and sold endangered species at auction for rich people to eat, but it's a lazy move from him.
>>65137099
Kingsman
>>65135806
He was always a bad actor
>>65135961
He was still good in his later years because he was fundamentally a good actor unlike de niro
>>65137099
He is famous for sometimes starring in shitty movies since the 80's for the $$$
>tfw want to look like Zach Efron but am 6'4'' so will never achieve that physique natty style
>>65135879
Ian Mckellon
Patrick Stewart
Anthony Hopkins
Sidney Poitier
Brando
Appearing in unsuccessful movies is not the same thing as appearing in 10 "summer romps" in a row without doing anything good in years or giving any shit about acting
>>65137099
fucking batman
>>65138777
Gotta eat big to get big, come on!
>>65142430
Why do people keep posting Brando? Just because he continued to be brilliant doesn't mean he gave a fuck. He literally accepted roles without reading the script. He showed up to filming without having read the script. Dialogue was written on cue cards for him on the day and he just ignored it and did whatever the fuck he felt like. Brando called acting "a bum's profession."
>tfw you will never be talented enough to be in the elite tier of your profession yet totally dismissive of it
>>65135909
>Marlon Brando
Literally the patron saint of not giving a fuck
>>65137142
Pacino hasn't given a flying fuck for at least a decade now.
Yelling isn't fucking acting.
>>65140393
what would happen if you got to 0%?
>>65139584
>talking shit about Firefox
Fuck you, buddy.
>she sucked and licked on Deniros nipples because the director told her to
>Deniro freaked the fuck out and the director told her he has sensitive nipples
>>65137099
Jaws 4
>>65142646
her face looks like a mask
>>65142656
>Couldn't accept his Oscar because at the time he was busy filming this turd
>>65142663
a mask you want to skeet on though
>>65142663
All make up virtually is.
>>65142679
meh the personification of the hipster "i'm way too cool to be HERE" doesn't do it for me when she is hot but not quite hollywood starlet hot.
>>65142677
the amount of not give a flying fuck Cain did for Jaws4 could have rivaled Brando in the Island of Dr Moreau
>>65135879
Christopher Lee
>>65142980
>Star Wars
>>65135879
Here's someone who objectively went out of his way to avoid fucking up: Cary Grant.
He quit way before his time and he literally said it was because he knew his image would be tarnished if he kept going until the day he died. Source shouldn't be hard to find on google.
>>65142332
Not that embarrasing. It was an ok, sort of stupid, fun, action-spy movie that tried a bit to hard to be "meta and cool".
>>65142980
M8 he gave zero shits
>>65143077
Lee liked that type of shit.
>>65140258
>not old
>58
I'm actually surprised, I thought he's in his early 50s.
>>65136057
DeVito these days is more of a producer, behind-scenes guy than an actual actor anyway.
It's nice to see him in front of camera, but I'm still not watching Always Sunny. Holy shit, that show is bad. Not BBT-level, but still seriously shitty.
>>65143121
That was a totally different era anyways.
Grant's early career was totally dictated by the studios, even if he had wanted to make calls he couldn't.
Probably a factor in his retirement, business went harder to predict and if you have enough dosh to live out on... why the fuck not?
>>65143262
Suicide is the only cure for you my friend.
>>65142544
More of a huge cunt.
Not giving a fuck is one thing.
Actively harming production and causing problems to other people with your bullshit is totally another.
Island of Moreau stories are funny to read, but if you were there..? I imagine I would've wanted to kill the fat fuck.
>>65136507
is that guy wearing a fucking black night gown and pink tinted glasses on his deathbed? christ what a fucking cunt he was.
>>65143262
>but I'm still not watching Always Sunny. Holy shit, that show is bad. Not BBT-level, but still seriously shitty.
Die.
>>65143328
I've watched MASH all the way thru three times, I'm pretty sure I'm dead already.
>>65137086
he hasnt made a movie in like 7 years, and bucket list was awful.
>>65143344
Best part about his death was his fake philosophical last words when it was just " oh wow. oh wow oh wow oh wow"
>>65137086
Wut? The last movie he was in was like 4 years ago, mediocre as hell and it was purely because his mate James L. Brooks was directing and obviously felt obligated to pitch in.
What was Di Niro's last great movie?
Failing that, what was the movie that Signaled the end of Di Niro's legendary run?
My Pick
>Last Great Di Niro move
Heat
>>65143353
It's true though
>>65143344
A smug hipster fuck right to the end. Hey you have to give him credit for doing what he believes in.
>>65143463
Cop Land, Jackie Brown
>>65143344
Why does it matter to you what he does at his own deathbed
Deniro was to be the lead in HBO's upcoming miniseries "Criminal Justice" (based on the acclaimed BBC miniseries, and written by Richard fucking Price) taking over for Gandolfini after he died but he dropped out because of a scheduling conflict.
Do you want to know what the conflict was?
THE INTERN.
He.Just.Doesn't.Care.Anymore
>>65135879
anthony hopkins
>>65143553
Nope
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-blog/10240013/Anthony-Hopkins-Ive-already-forgotten-Thor-The-Dark-World.html
>>65138777
>implying he wants to get bigger
he is probably paid to keep that size so he can keep starring in hip romance/comedies
>>65143559
and yet he was brilliant in it
>>65143559
>"At my age if they offer me the phone book to read, I'll read it, as long as they pay me."
>>65135806
This is like your dad doing odd jobs or easy work in his old field after retirement for a bit of fun and spending money.
He's 72 years old. He really doesn't need give a shit anymore.
It's nice to see him put in effort occasionally like in Silver Linings, but honestly I think it's all just relaxing from here on out.
>>65137099
He spent nearly his entire career not giving a fuck.
It's interesting you bring him up though, because he talks about this on the freshly uploaded Hollywood Reporter roundtable.
Him and Sam Jackson (also someone who does mounds of shit) talk about how you should just fucking do anything and everything, because you get paid and you get experience. He mentioned he was friends with a really good stage actor, who only ever wanted to star in important films from big directors. The problem was that he would get on set and be out of his element, because he did it so rarely, and never delivered a great performance.
>>65143570
pls be b8
>>65135879
>muh beautiful artist
He probably doesn't give a shit. He's a making a fortune to leave for his huge family and these scripts probably take 10 minutes a day for him to glance at and have the lines memorized.
He's got nothing left to prove and is cashing checks. Maybe he has an impending lawsuit from Hot Cosbying chicks in the 70s and 80s so he's banking cash or something
>Dirty Grandpa cancels out his performance in Taxi Driver!
>>65137142
Pacino got ripped off by hid financial advisor and had to take the role for the green.
Source: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/09/15/caught-act
>>65143355
>>65143355
Heh, fair enough.
>>65143758
This poor Bastards ex-wife took all his cash so he had to the same at an even older age
>>65142980
are you fucking kidding? the man built a career out of horror b-movies
>>65135879
>based actor
>based morales
>based films
>based pasta sauce
>based aesthetics
Literally perfect.
>>65142663
Is it freaking you out?
>>65143962
>not mentioning his salad dressing
>>65143570
to be fair to Anthony Hopkins no matter how shit a movie is, he'll generally make it worth watching
>>65143798
Still not as bad as Ric Flair.
Poor (literal) bastard has gotten married and divorced so much 99% of everything he's ever earned or owned belongs to one of his exwives.
He's pretty much resigned himself to working until the day he dies just so he has enough money to live day by day.