I won't be sucking on the BBC
>>65127504
I'm in.
What is this? American Dragons Den?
Can't you fat cunts think of anything original?
>>65127504
I'll give you your money...but I want a 25 cent royalty every time you sell one
just until I get my money back
>>65127610
Canadian actually. Americans named theirs 'Shark Tank'.
![[UTW-Mazui]_Kill_Me_Baby_-_06_[h264-720p][46401462].mkv_snapshot_08.03_[2012.png](https://i.imgur.com/KmuIwvw.png "[UTW-Mazui]_Kill_Me_Baby_-_06_[h264-720p][46401462].mkv_snapshot_08.03_[2012.png")
>>65127610
>not realizing that you stole it from Nippon first
>>65127915
British had a show called "Dragon's Den" before any of theirs
Someone post the pasta with Kevin on an Island with his wine club watching natives get eaten by alligators
>>65128101
I'm aware, I'm just saying this one isn't an American show.
>Mr. Jameson, I have seen your product like I have seen the sun rise of the dead corpses I stood upon triumphently when I won the Great Skull of Nyet' elphunq. For you to know what I mean you must know what I see. The Great Skull is a skull of one of the acient but sacred shamons that I have killed. Every lunar eclipse me and my associates gather on a remote island with the previous year's shark winners, and when the eclipse begins, we let the shark winners run through out the jungle, armed with only their "wits" and wearing the clothes they were brin in, and just like the past 200 years, I have killed all of them, and won. When you win, you receive the Great Skull, and you can then drink the reguvinating blood from the skull, it tastes of sour soy sauce, that is how I amassed my fortunes and lived for eons. I have lived longer than your feeble mind can comprehend, and of all the products and companies I have seen, yours is the worst, it is absolute trash, but I must say I am in, but so that I can track you and gut you in the next hunting year. I hope you accept my invitation with me and Cubes.
![shark-tank-millionaire-kevin-oleary-says-global-inequality-is-fantastic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VOzuLqh.jpg "shark-tank-millionaire-kevin-oleary-says-global-inequality-is-fantastic[1].jpg")
>>65128192
There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."
>>65128343
Have we finally found the new Baneposting? The most legendary of memes?
>>65128265
To anyone who makes pasta: proofread
>>65128574
>Have we finally found the new Baneposting?
Probably not. Shark Tank doesn't have a huge following on /tv/ and that's probably for the best
>>65128343
Fuckin lel gets me every time
Someone post the Rhinoceros blood one pls
>>65128931
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
>>65128574
You can't beat baneposting. It has beauty in it's brevity.
>You know what this presentation reminds me of? Senegal. I don't even like diamonds, they are completely useless, but my wife loves them, so I bought a diamond mine in Senegal. I thought they just plucked them out of the ground like carrots, actually. The only mining experience I had was reading a Scrooge McDuck comic book when I was ten. As I found out, there was a lot of hard work involved, and the dusky inhabitants of the nearby village we had indentured into servitude were lazy and shiftless. As such, I was forced to instill discipline. As I told Kwambe, the overseer: "I don't care if he's ten, as long as he has at least one arm, he can still fucking hold a pickaxe!" As soon as I had the first child maimed, seven more tried to run off! With each tiny hand or foot lobbed off, more Senegal children would flee (at least as far as the crocodile swamp).
>I was at a crossroads; I could keep mining diamond to please my wife, or stop mutating children. Now, see, this is the difference between guys like you and guys like me: guys like me, we can have it all. I took the hands and feet of these children and boiled them to bone. I polished the bone and sold the resulting jewelry to women across the United States. They are hideous but people will buy them not because they like them but because they make a statement: "Kevin O'Leary murdered children so I can look good." As for the children who make it to the marsh, well, the crocodiles are well fed. Their skin makes excellent shoes and their meat is to be offered as Applebee's Kajun Kitchun Kombo CrocPoppers.
>I think you lack this kind of innovation, the heart, and the passion to do what needs to be done for your business here. And for that reason I'm out.
We're doing another stream tonight right?
>>65129427
>Oingo Bingo merchandise plant
I don't know why, gets me every time.
>>65127610
>>65128101
The first one was actually called "Tigers of Money", and it was from Japan.
>>65129721
old one is still going
http://instasync.com/r/BigDickBarney
>>65128343
this is always the best one
>>65129690
that's a keeper
>>65130386
GET IN HERE YOU KEKS
>>65131745
ima be in there soon. and for that reason, I'm out.
I have a friend that can actually help us out and know quite a bit about your business. I'll give you the 30k for 25% equity as you asked.
>Thank you but we'd like to hear from the two remaining sharks.
>>65128265
I don't ever want to see shit like this again. Was this written on like microsoft notepad.
>>65128574
Sharkposting will be dead within a fortnight.
>>65132372
I love Sharkposting but this is correct. It's not as accessible and the threads don't fill up as quick.
Still good though, but like Frankposting, it's short lived.
>>65132372
and for that reason, I'm out
>>65129518
What you're telling me is that you have no long-term plans for this company. That's unacceptable.
>>65131960
>robert's pained facial expressions
I should make a montage of every time he gets cucked
>>65131960
>My friend, you're in luck. I worked over ten years in your exact field, and have close ties to nearly every major player in the industry. I can guarantee within a week to have you in stores across the country. In fact, I'm so confident in your business I will offer you TRIPLE what you came in here asking for and only half the equity - that is, I'll give you $1.5 million for just 5%. In addition, if the business is not successful I will personally finance your living expenses for the rest of your life. While working together you may have full access to my yacht, car collection and private jet, and I will take care of absolutely every aspect of the business for you.
>Thanks Robert, but I'd like to hear from Mark before making a decision.
>I'll give you $1000 for 100% of your company and you get one ticket to a Mav's game.
>Sorry but I'm going to have to go with Mark.
>>65128343
>>65132745
How do we get in contact with the sharks to show them these?
Even investor Mark Cuban wasn’t safe from O'Leary’s twisted vision.
“One time I yelled ‘i'm out’ and Kevin turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled i'm out? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’. My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play a Shark, or is a Shark something that been in him all along?”
“Sometimes I would go to look into one of the cameras, and I noticed Kevin had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if companies were guns? would you buy a mass murderer’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Investing.’ I had to ask him to stop becuase I was getting too scared to invest."
>>65132745
top cuck
instasync.com/r/greenyman
>>65130386
GET IN
>>65132915
>Even investor Mark Cuban wasn’t safe from O'Leary’s twisted vision.
>“One time I yelled ‘i'm out’ and Kevin turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled i'm out? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’. My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play a Shark, or is a Shark something that been in him all along?”
>“Sometimes I would go to look into one of the cameras, and I noticed Kevin had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if companies were guns? would you buy a mass murderer’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Investing.’ I had to ask him to stop becuase I was getting too scared to invest."
O I AM LAFFIN!
>>65132941
actually this one is actually working now
>>65132872
Go on shark tank and ask them to invest in sharkposting
Lights. Camera. Equity
>>65132936
>instasync.com/r/greenyman
I'm in.
>>65133004
>I'd really love to invest in sharkposting, but I am already invested in a competing business, cuckposting. So for that reason, I'm out.
instasync.com/r/greenyman
>>65133142
>instasync.com/r/greenyman
I'm in.
>>65133142
>blocked in your country
I don't think this is going anywhere, I'm out
>mfw not a single Kevin impersonation in this thread includes the "crush you like the cockroaches you are" line
No propriety?
NO PROPRIETY!?
Even investor Mark Cuban wasn’t safe from O'Leary’s twisted vision.
“One time I yelled ‘i'm out’ and Kevin turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of Wall Street and yelled i'm out? Maybe the monkeys in suits would forget their trained routine of going to work’. My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play a Shark, or is a Shark something that been in him all along?”
“Sometimes I would go to look into one of the cameras, and I noticed Kevin had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if companies were guns? would you buy a mass murderer?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Royalties.’ I had to ask him to stop becuase I was getting too scared to invest."
ftfy
>>65133572
low quality kevinposting is what's killing sharkposting. Only robertposting can save this meme now.
I love your idea. I think you will make millions on this, this is a super hero deal. You've already proven yourself and your product now you just need to get this on QVC and I'm literally the only one I can do that so I'm offering you 25k for 50% of your company.
>>65133984
She isn't wrong. I'd do a deal with her in a heartbeat in the Shark Tank. Her or Kevin. They are the ones that know how to fastly monetize a business and milk it for all its worth.
>>65130386
>>65132936
which do I join......
>>65132664
That would just be the last 30 seconds of every single pitch.
>>65134038
greenyman
the first one is kill
>>65133990
What deals would Aaron Radgahs do if he were on shark tank?
>>65134071
greenyman is doing Dragons Den now.
>PUBES!?! Just for calling me PUBES, I'm out!
>>65133990
>>65134120
One where he can play good football on the road.
>>65134120
gluten-free cheese graters
>>65134021
I want Lori to milk me for all I'm worth
>it's a 4x3 episode
>>65133984
>that episode where Kevin calls her out on this and said any one of them could get them on QVC
>Let me tell you a little story. Years ago, my wife was suffering from a terminal illness. After many months of daily meetings with my team of world-class doctors from around the world, one of them told me of a rare beetle in the Sahara desert that could cure my wife's ailment. Immediately I boarded my private jet to Cairo where I searched for a guide who could lead me to this coveted beetle. Finally, I met one who knew the location of the oasis which housed this precious beetle, and it's entire bloodline, mind you. After many weeks of walking through the scorching desert enduring the heat and the sand we reached the oasis. As we gather near the crystal clear waters of the place, what do we see, but two beetles in the shade of a nearby palm tree. The man confesses something to me. "Mr. O'leary", he says to me, on his hands and knees. "Please, my only child is dying of the same ailment you have told me your wife is afflicted by, if you gave me only one of these beetles I would be in your debt for a lifetime." I agreed to the poor man's request. I'll bet you think this is the end of the story, and when I tell this story to the journalists and the reporters, it is. But what I don't tell them is that as soon as he reached for one of the precious beetles, I bashed his head in with a rock and took both beetles for myself. What I also don't tell them is that I divorced my last wife three years ago. I have made millions by reproducing the cure to this disease and selling it all across the world. Now if you know that I would kill a man just to keep myself as the sole owner of this cure, why should I ever invest in your dollar store trash when I could simply squash you like the cockroach you are and make a design that outpaces yours by fifty years?
>I'm oot
We are close to reaching peak sharkposting.
Any more of these threads and the mods should jump in
>>65134666
Kek and excellent triples my friend
>>65134298
When I was a boy, I spent a few months in Australia. I spotted a fine looking fresh off the boat Asian woman "milking" the kangaroos for breeding purposes. I then began creating kangaroo costumes so all of the neighborhood men could get hand jobs with no worry. That's how I made my first hundred thousand dollars. The Asian woman first learned that the semen was from human beings when the first bred human/kangaroo hybrid was birthed. I had to come clean, and as punishment I was in charge of killing the mutant spawn I was complicit in creating. Holding a shotgun to the head of demons I had wrought upon the world and pulling the trigger felt better than almost anything in this world. You are the kangaroo monster, and I am the shotgun. Although I love the thrill of the kill, I love money more. I will offer you 100k for 45% equity, and a yearly tasting of your blood from my polished silver Tastevin.
>I'll give you $500,000 for 5% of the company and all I ask of you is this-- I want you to take the money, grow your company, and I want you to buy yourself a home for that wife of yours. Have some kids, enjoy your life. You ever need anything, come see me. Day and night, you can give me a call. Love you, bud.
>Thanks for the offer, Robert, but I'd like to hear what Mark has to say first
>>65134785
If you listen to the mods' offer I'm out.
>>65134829
>>65132745
Mark should just bring an air horn to cut off Robert every time he talks
WHAT HAPPENNED TO THE STREAM AAAARRRRRGGHHH
>>65129427
>prima nocte rights to your daughters
>>65134867
>I'll give you a $50,000 for 35% of your company, on the contingency that you use the first 35K of that money to buy me a bottle of Burgundy every day and Robert pours it into my tastevin whenever I ask.
>Robert would you like to go in with me on this? You get your 5% for $40,000.
Where's the stream?
SHARK TANK ROOM WHERE
Kevin wants to become the leader of the Conservative party of Canada. Imagine how great North America would become if Kevin was PM of Canada and Trump was President of the USA.
Someone make a new room with US Shark Tank, the Canadian show sucks
>>65135408
Dragons Den is good and Arlene is a straight fox
The stream is now showing the canadian show, and for that reason i'm out
someone make a goddamn stream
NOTORIOUS SON OF A FUBU PATENT MOGUL
>>65135618
ThiS
>>65129820
Saw a preview, where the fuck can I watch this show?
I want to watch shark tank goddamit
IMMIGRANT VERSUS IMMIGRANT
>>65134605
Link?
>Also, everyone post good Shark Tank clips.
I would say that this is definitely /tv/'s weakest meme in recent times and should be swept under the rug as soon as possible.
>>65135966
...and for that reason, I'm out.
http://strawpoll.me/6598511
>>65136067
>http://strawpoll.me/6598511
That's a terrible strawpoll my friend. Dragons Den literally has a sidereel of the terrible pitches each episode.
>It's a presenter asks for 200 million dollars episode
https://youtu.be/2pomqRNEZok
>>65136149
>this video is blocked in your country
>I live in the US of A
Ya blew it
>>65136213
Well I can't join the stream so ha
>>65136149
God I hate those chairs.
>>65136067
Shark Tank intentionally lets FUNNY bad ones through
Dragon's Den is just overall worse
>it's a robert gets cucked episode
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2jdzmm
>>65134149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR7EGWBQgg
>>65136270
American here who loves Shark Tank. Dragons Den lets intentionally bad ideas through all the time. They even have a sidereel for them.
The main difference between Dragons Den CAN and Shark Tank is that Dragons Den doesn't take itself too seriously. It doesn't play as well with the American market, as you can see from this thread.
Personally, as a warm blooded American, I want Arlene to use me as her toilet but I'm in the minority here.
What's the worst pitch they got?
>>65135769
Just type in マネーの虎 in youtube, but it'll prob all be in moon speak
>>65136270
They both do, just...at different times? It's hard to explain
DD does an entire montage
>It's a Robert completely abandons the show to play with puppies episode
>>65136403
It took some getting used to but I'm liking DD more and more
>>65136523
You just gotta remember that they are canadian and it's a show made for canadian television. It's still really fun and you still get some great Kevin meme moments out of it, but it's a different breed.
>>65136523
You have to take some deep breaths and think more slowly, just like preparing for British TV
>>65132745
fuck im crying
i fucking love /shark/ here
Who is the worst shark?
>>65136724
Guy just can't seem to get a break
>>65136724
JUST
>>65136724
>mfw you offer the person exactly what they want but the way to hear what Mark says first.
>>65128195
OPs pic has ABC in it, so I'm calling bullshit, it is Sharks Tank.
What are the differences between Dragons Den and Shark Tank? The only time I see Shark Tank is when I search up Kevin O'Leary highlights
>>65136805
Biggest difference is that Dragons Den (CAN) has more of a jokey feel to it. It still has serious deals and memes but it's a lighter feel.
Shark Tank (especially since Cubes joined with his hard abs and Mavs colors) has a more serious vibe.
>>65136724
>barely restrained fury
he needs to go back to the immigrant factory
>>65136805
Shark Tank is just incredibly American
there's no other way to describe it
>>65136805
i didn't read your post because of the image.
>>65136957
I didn't read your post because you didn't have an image
>>65136745
That's splitting hairs because all of them are self-made millionaires. Lori has the lowest net worth but made the most money with that sponge thing. Robert does get cuked a lot but he still makes a lot of deals and is like 3rd richest. Mark is the billionaire.
He's going to take over leadership of the conservative party and run for the next election to oust Trudeau.
He's a heartless bastard but I'd vote for him tbqh.
>>65136980
you'll read this post because it's a reply to your post.
Okay, how many of you would come up with some bullshit idea and get on shark tank, entirely for the purpose of calling Mark "Cubes" and leaving immediately after?
>>65136458
That's good enough, thanks, you fucking weeb.
>>65137024
He probably wouldn't represent any of my interests but I'd consider voting for him just for the meme factor
"...I'm going to lead the Conservative party back to glory, and remove the drama teacher from office."
>>65137046
I would go a step further and call him "the cubester"
>>65137024
Okay, so Kevin gets Canada, The Donald gets the USA, and who gets Mexico?
>>65136805
Shark tank is made by the same company that does a lot of the shitty reality series on american tv so a lot of things are constant:
>when to cut to commercial
>the "tense" music
>the "relief" music
>the "oh shit" music
>editing and direction
>highly dramatized
>>65128586
This
>>65137044
Jokes on you I didn't read it
>>65136805
Shark Tank has a smaller set and Mark Cuban.
>>65137024
>mfw it's true
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/grenier-oleary-conservative-poll-1.3408600
>>65137082
Nobody wants Mexico, not even Mexicans.
I'd like to see Harrington back
We had to chop you
>>65137216
>bringing food network shit into this
>>65137247
You're fired
>>65137078
>he blows a whistle and the entire Mavericks team bursts through the door behind you and tears you apart
>>65137290
kek
>>65137290
Worth it.
>>65137024
I know there are tons of young conservatives on here for some fucking reason (4chan counter culture xD), but don't go thinking that Kevin's ideals will line up with the conservative party.
Kevin himself said that he would be fine as the head of either party, Liberals or Conservatives -- it's just that the Cons are looking for a new head at the moment.
>mfw he completely goes against what you conservatives want
>>65137200
Someone get a screencap of his expression of pure joy when he sees puppies or toys
>So, you're asking for 3 million dollars for 2% of your company, and there are already tons of mediocre books for children in the market, but I believe in you since you are a woman so i'm going in just to show those guys women can have great ideas too.
>>65137336
he's a fiscal conservative to the core m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHlPTII4ak
And obviously there's a power vacuum in the conservatives so that's why his name is being brought up
Anyone watching it right now?
Im waiting for where the balding guy makes a short vulgar anecdote that makes the entrepreneur uncomfortable and then shatters their self confidence by refusing their offer.
>>65137336
>said that he would be fine as the head of either party, Liberals or Conservatives
Why not? It's not as if either party is really that different. The Liberals just act high and mighty and do the bare minimum on helping the less fortunate of the citizens, meanwhile acting like they are the saviors of the common man. They have history of being just as, if not more, corrupt as the Conservatives.
The NDP represents the only true left party. Kevin O'leary wouldn't want to be head of that I'm betting.
>it's a "green product for the environment" episode
>>65137395
>backs out of the deal after the show
Do they ever show the deals that were actually signed with legal contracts? Everything they do on camera isn't legally binding, so they can easily back out once they see the state of the finances.
>>65137082
Sean Penn
>>65137415
Ya, very true. But even Trudeau is relatively conservative when it comes to spending. Sure, he and Harper have differences on the fiscal side, but they're similar overall.
The financials is not what got Trudeau into power (Harper's incompetence at that aspect was definitely a reason he is out, though). Trudeau got in for many other reasons.
All I'm saying is, don't think that because his fiscal stance is "conservative" that the rest of his ideals are conservative. He has no problem running for either party -- which means all he cares about is the money.
Don't get me wrong, a strong economy is amazing and the backbone of a country -- but only caring about that does not make a leader of a country.
>>65137673
Every now and then they show reels of some that went through and became profitable
>>65137645
FUCK i hate those
>>65137336
>I know there are tons of young conservatives on here for some fucking reason (4chan counter culture xD)
>>65137082
Carlos Slim.
>Thank you for that very generous offer Robert, but
>I'll give you $3,000,00 for 4% of your shoe bow ties on the contingancy that you answer my phone calls after, please respond
>Sorry Robert, we don't think you're the right shark for us, we won't be taking a deal today.
>>65136403
Shark Tank's pretty damn hokey I don't know about you autist but it really is.
>>65137077
>100 million
>significant to a first-world nation
>>65137888
that pic looks like someone pitched a fusion machine and robert stepped into it along with ray liotta lmao
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Damon John going out on a deal in 5 seconds. I watched Mark Cuban cuck me out of a $10 million business. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. For that reason, I'm out.
>>65137874
That's a good looking suit.
>>65133070
>I'd like to invest in sharkposting but any text longer than two sentences intimidates me, and for that reason I'm out.
>>65137874
what is that white thing? a croatia pin?
I love when Cubes makes stupid noises or phrases. I remember an earlier episode this season where he shouted YEAH BUDDY and it had me and my brother rolling for weeks.
>>65138158
>it's a mark yells EEEAAAAAAHHH and flops back in his chair like a dead fish episode
>>65137082
Brad Pitt's Non-Union Mexican Equivilent
>Robert offering a clearly better deal than Mark
>MARK LET'S TALK
>>65129690
>Applebee's Kajun Kitchun Kombo CrocPoppers™
my sides
>>65137285
I already fired you.
>>65138258
>I may not own a basketball team, and I may not be a big fancy businessman like the rest of these here folks...
he was practically begging, this is heartbreaking
>>65137046
>>65137078
>not calling him "Marky Mark"
>not calling him "Pubes"
>>65138258
one of these days he's going to snap
>>65138238
Not Mexican but take my vote
>>65137290
Does Javale come and fuck up? If not I'm out
>This stream right now
Thanks for the laughs /tv/
>It's a Robert gets cucked for the 87th time and commits suicide on live TV episode
>Cuban says it's personal to Robert, the Croat
>Watermelon analogy
Cubes shows his true colors
HOL UP
I want to protect his smile ;_;
>>65129820
>dingy boardroom
>stacks of cash
i kinda like the sketchy raw atmosphere of this
>>65137888
JUST
stream still going?
>>65139065
fuck off weeb with your power ranger shit
>>65139829
Yessir
http://instasync.com/r/greenyman
ROBERT FINALLY WINS ONE! FEELS GOOD SENPAI
has anyone ever got all 5 sharks to go in?
>>65140360
Yes, and sometimes on really stupid ideas
>>65140298
>It's a Robert closes a deal episode
>>65140360
A dude selling Droids got all 5 in once.
>>65140409
do you remember the terms of the deal and which 5?
is the british version just as good?
>>65136724
>the emptiness he feels when they take an objectively shittier offer than his because cubans too alpha
>>65140423
It was for some weird drone this season. Daymon, Lori, Kevin, Cubes, and Robert I think. 5 million maybe? 5% each.
>>65137726
You're literally retarded. Harper weathered our country through the entire ten odd year recession, le weed man has destroyed our economy in six months along with Rachel notley in Alberta. Fuck off.
>>65140586
thanks, i will watch for it
why is lori so perfect?
Kevin O'Leary is about to become Canada's Trump, he's a frontrunner for the next leader of the Conservative party.
>>65140607
>Harper weathered our country through the entire ten odd year recession
By selling off everything the government owned and symbiotically linking the entire economy to oil by completely mothballing our mineral export business.
HOW'S THAT HARPER BRAND OIL ECONOMY FEELING TODAY, DIPSHIT?
>>65140607
>Harper weathered our country through the entire ten odd year recession, le weed man has destroyed our economy in six months
This post has to be a fucking parody. The economy is dead now because of Harper, you dumb shit. He's the one who doubled down our entire country on fucking oil trying to exploit the 2008 oil market bubble.
>>65140607
None of the major Liberal economy policies will come into play until later this year, so nice try on shifting Harpers oil economy crash onto Trudeau. But considering you support the Canadian Republican Party, it's not shocking that you use their trademark web of lies strategy to support argument.
>>65137077
>Cuckservatives still pretending that austerity during a recession is a good idea
It's so easy to spot the teenagers in political discussions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QLDO8fWio
I wish there were more of these.
COME JOIN US
http://instasync.com/r/greenyman
>>65128343
Jesus haven't laughed that fucking hard in a long time
If Trump loses he needs to replace one of the frigid sluts they have on there.
83
>>65141132
>First into the Sharkshank is Doug Marshall with Star Trek: The Next Generation
>[Imperial march]
My fucking sides, Shark Tank is a goldmine for YTP material
http://instasync.com/r/greenyman
>>65136489
>It's a Robert eats all of his food, the other sharks' food, and asks for seconds episode
>>65143801
>its a "Robert takes the bigass bowl of mango flavoured whipped cream and returns to his seat" episode
Its like he's too rich to give a fuck
>>65134149
top fucking kek
>>65141787
Lori needs to go.
>I know your business is failing and everyone is rapidly becoming aware that you're incompetent, but you have a vagina so here's my offer...
>Oh and be aware I'm the 'Queen of QVC' which Sharks are like, totally incapable of ever getting you on. :^)
/shark/ is a beautiful place. Thank you /tv/ for the laughs
>>65128574
No because this shit is too hard to write for the retards of this board
>>65132915
11/10
>>65141393
bamping
>>65129427
best without question
>>65135346
I am having withdrawal symptoms because the last stream was like 4 days ago
>>65142285
wew
>>65137096
I honestly had to stop watching it for a while because it has 1 song and 3 musical queues
![daymond-306[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V6SgeIJ.jpg "daymond-306[1].jpg")
SHIET NIGGA I CAN'T READ THAT SHIT'S FOR PUSSY ASS CRACKAS AND FOR THAT REASON I'M OUT YO
>>65150009
literally every episode
>>65150009
>My parole officer will be here in 30 minutes so I have to be out
![shark-tank-investor-daymond-john-says-losing-this-deal-was-like-getting-smacked-down-on-national-tv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qYthUPk.jpg "shark-tank-investor-daymond-john-says-losing-this-deal-was-like-getting-smacked-down-on-national-tv[1].jpg")
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
HOL UP NIGGA
*robs liquor stores*
H-HOL UP
*refuses to pay child support*
U SAYIN
*dunks a basketball*
U SAYIN
*eats watermelon*
WE SUM KINNA
*steals a bike*
SHARK TANK?
>>65150009
I'm not sure if I've ever seen him make an investment
>>65150374
He spent all his money on those ridiculous suits
>>65127504
I like this new meme
>>65137082
The cartels
>>65150493
It's actually pretty good and makes sense
>it's a "kevin talks about his secret wine tasting society" episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9AIqGyTgo
![Kym%20Johnson%20Reuters[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5yB3CuM.jpg "Kym%20Johnson%20Reuters[1].jpg")
>feeling bad for Robert when you know that he goes balls deep into this angel every single day
>>65150729
but his dad was made fun of in a factory ;_;
>>65150729
>ever getting married when you're as rich as Robert
>not living on a yacht with an ever rotating cast of hookers to service you at your whim
Robert confirmed for cuck.
>>65150729
>he has a side bitch when he's already married
i will never feel sorry for robert again, when the cube cucks him on almost every deal he tries to make
>>65150830
He got married in 1990, the one in the picture is his side ho
>>65150343
F U B U
U
B
U
>>65150729
>Robert will never intimately dance with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQc0S4ftu0
>>65150975
>>65151034
They separated in 2014. Not sure if Robert started dating her prior to DWTS, but he was on that show with her in 2015.
>>65136448
Hanukkah tree topper, where the pitcher literally started to rub his hands and talk about shekels. And he got an offer.
>>65151334
Robert has a nice bod
No homo
Why are the best sharks both Canadian?
Guys, how do I become Robert? Most self-made millionaires lose their souls because they have to bite and scratch their way to the top (see: Kevin and Cubes) but Robert still has his. How do I keep my conscience while becoming a millionaire?
>>65134666
Brilliant.
this could be a great meme, if kevin actually runs for or becomes the conservative party leader
