>normie friend asks for a movie recommendation to watch with his girlfriend
Is there a worse feel?
Just tell them to watch something soul crushing like Blue Valentine or Paris, Texas.
>>65082205
>having friends
>>65082329
Aw, that's mean.
Do it OP.
>>65082205
50 shades obv
>normie starts raving about how great some plebshit movie is
>>65082355
>tfw the only friends you have are your /tv/ bros
>>65082425
Eat shit.
>>65082205
Choose a romantic movie like Human Caterpillar.
>>65082205
reminder that if you have normie friends then you are a normie too
fuck off
I can't wait to have sex with my gf tonight.
>>65082492
You're ugly and no one will ever love you.
>>65082492
Your loneliness is showing, you need a hug good buddy.
>>65082492
Being a reee with normie friends is worse than having no friends at all, to be perfectly honest.
>>65082492
You're alright, man.
>>65082205
friend?
>>65082492
It's not your fault.
>>65082492
11/10 post.
I've put too many friends in the ground with these hands to go making new ones.
>>65082205
Audition.
>>65082205
normie making threads about having friends and asking for your input
>>65082425
>implying i am here by choice
>>65082492
You're pretty awesome, anon.
>>65082205
yes,
>normie friend asks for a movie recommendation to watch with his girlfriend that you have been in love with since 3rd grade and you know they're not even gonna finish watching it cus of the sex they will be having
>reminder that whatever loneliness you feel is entirely your fault, and being on 4chan inevitably perpetrates the cycle of loneliness
I recommended them Hot Fuzz.
>>65082854
Is that his wife?
>>65082993
It's his adopted son's mother.
>>65082752
Luckily I don't feel loneliness
>>65082205
tell them to watch Frances Ha or something harmless like that
>>65083288
I told my psychiatrist to watch that and he tried to have sex with me two weeks later. That movie is demonry or something.
>>65082492
You don't need friends when you are as good a swordsman as pic related
>>65083429
Imagine being his neighbor. I'd wake up every morning and think to myself "I wonder if today is the day that fat fucker is gonna cut my head off."
>>65082205
Just tell him any movie with denzel washington or idris elba, so he gets cucked
>>65082425
No friends here. We are a family, a dysfunctional family.
>>65083386
I watched it with 4 different people on separate occasions and none of them tried to fuck me
>>65083541
This, frankly.
>>65082492
i love you anon
Chef is a good one, saw it with my wife.
>>65083288
who is this affection of my erection?
>>65082752
Some people like being alone, anon.
>>65083541
Is that what "fa͏m" means?
>>65083568
pLEASE BE IN LOND ON M'LADY
>>65082492
you smell like shit and your fat but you have good taste in the moving pictures
>>65083601
How did her son feel about it?
>>65082205
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65083601
Yes, but what did her son think of the film?
>tfw a thread has the potential to turn into a Portman thread, but it doesn't.
>>65083620
greta gerwig
I usually recommend something like Before Sunrise.
>>65082492
You eat pocket eggsit's ok
I always recommend Triumph of the Will so they understand how wrong we were to stop Hitler.
I had lunch with a cute grill today, am I a normie /tv/? Also, pic related to stay on topic.
>>65083682
You could've started it but you didn't. Idiot.
Blue Valentine.
Make them feel like shit and break up.
>>65083682
>>65082492
It's not your fault
>>65083811
Thanks for dropping her off at my crib nigga
>>65083882
Hershlag is the sole reason I'm not anti-Semitic.
>>65083882
omg those bewbs
>>65082205
cute kikeposter
>>65084035
>watch Hershlag flick
>turns out to be kinography
>>65083986
I'm antisemitic but love me some Hershlag. Nothing wrong with that
>>65083882
2 cute
>>65084118
I have stronger principles than you.
Can't be anti-Semitic and like anything Jewish, that's what I say.
>>65082425
>>65084165
>Can't be anti-Semitic and like anything Jewish
I bet you like bagels
>>65084166
god this movie was so fucking disappointing.
>>65084166
Does she have hairy pits in this movie?
Any movies where she shows hairy pits or hairy arms?
>do you want to come to watch a flick with me and my gf?
>>65082492
Everything will be alright.
Just say that you are too contrarian and busy living life to watch movies.
>>65084243
no
>>65084236
I have never tired one.
I will very soon, tho, because my retarded university normie hipster fucks have voted on having our prom-like get-together at a fucking Jewish bagel shop.
The owner is pretty cool, tho. Said we could stay inside after the closing hours and bring our own alcohol. Damn Jews, giving me more and more reasons to like them.
>>65084243
>hairy pits
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
GIRL PITS ARE HAIRLESS YOU SCUM
>>65084334
>yuros care more about some dude's leg than a fine set of prime jewess titties
o i am laffin
>Best friend tells me he made his gf squirt for the first time yesterday
>Drunk as fuck and almost let it slip that I've made her squirt a ton of times
Having friends is overrated anyway.
>>65084299
That's sad
She's not that hairy for a cute little Jewess
>>65084365
Get out faggot
>>65084334
he's a big guy
>>65082205
>People ask me about some movies
>Chose one based in their taste and other of their favourite movies
>They don't watch it
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>65082329
Won't work, normies would just be confused and not really understand what's supposed to be happening.
>>65082205
I always recommend Andrei Rublev
>>65084371
Pretty girls like Natalie are very common in Europe.
>>65084409
For you
>>65084546
LEL
Just got back from a three week trip around Yurop, cannot confirm.
>>65084614
you know, attractive people don't just walk around the shitty tourist areas for fun
>>65084546
And yet this is the best Padme replacement they could find
>>65083829
You're right.
>>65084654
correct.
they are all working as prostitutes
>>65084654
>implying your women aren't creaming themselves at the thought of getting American tourist cock
either yuro beta "men" or rape-you gees
>>65084654
I wasn't in shitty tourist areas, I was in normal places of business with normal people. It was astounding how ugly and horrible smelling most people were.
>>65084614
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/bongferatu/
>>65084661
You realise they purposefully went for a 6/10, right? Not ugly enough to put off men but not pretty enough to trigger jealous women. Every decision was calculated in TFA
>>65084774
What point are you trying to prove?
>>65084375
Why would either of you be proud that a girl pissed over your cock?
>>65084791
>Jew Abrams goes for 6/10 goy
>Goy Lucas goes for 10/10 Jew
Jews win everytime :3
>>65084791
they recast Finn just because JJ wanted them to.
don't overestimate the masterplan of the supreme overlords of Disney. you don't calculate your way to making a mediocre rehash unless you can't figure out anything better.
>>65084661
Shut your fucking mouth you filthy homossexual scum. Daisy is elder God tier waifu.
Fuck off.
>>65084827
Congratulations on being gay.
>>65084909
Go away Disney shill
Hershlag is still best girl
>>65084713
>>implying your women aren't creaming themselves at the thought of getting American tourist cock
Am I supposed to take that comment seriously?
>>65082492
Don't be so bitter anon, whenever you feel down, just remember that you aren't anthony burch.
>>65082492
You put 'ism' into 'this is just a defence mechanism!'
>>65085092
It's a well known fact that European women crave American dick.
>>65082492
This is true.
>>65085151
>defence mechan
I like this term. Sounds like a giant robot.
Huh, I guess that must feel shitty, if you haven't got a girlfriend.
>>65085111
It rustles my jimmies people don't know what game is this slut from
>>65082205
Should have told him to watch Nymphomaniac Pt 2 with her, then laugh as he cucks himself.
>>65084311
Jesus, I didn't realize how good her legs were.
>>65085472
They are fantastic legs.
>>65085472
Yeah, she has terrific legs.
>>65084980
Fuck you and fuck disney too
Daisy is delicious and that disgusting old rag will never get close to her level
>>65082205
>tfw no matter what you recommend, they'll be fucking 20 minutes in
There's literally nothing wrong with being a normie, all of you are aberrations.
>>65085566
>Not breaking in, smashing his skull in with a ball peen hammer, and raping her on top of his corpse
What is this, amateur hour?
>>65084895
Why, who was originally cast as Finn?
>>65085715
She's got a dead tooth. I bet talking to her smells like a baby's coffin.
>>65082728
do you think she vajazzles?
>>65082728
Fucking saved my negro
>>65083666
aww thanks :3
>>65083429
All autism aside that second last swing he did was pretty cool.
8/10 plz teach me senpai
>>65086519
IT ALMOST LOOKS ACCIDENTAL
THESE UNSHEATHED KATANAS ARE RAZOR SHARP
I CAN SEE THIS GELATINOUS FAGGOT CUTTING HIS FINGERS OFF
THE FAT HAS ITS OWN MOMENTUM
>>65086592
His life is swords and he practices constantly. He knows what he's doing.
>>65082205
>normie friend asks for a movie
>name a borderline normie movie
>week later ask what he thought about the movie
>says he watched Blockbuster 7: Return of the Plebeian instead
>>65082205
recommend Jules et Jim
let your Normie friend you want to fuck his gf andshe wants to fuck you
>>65082205
>having friends that have girlfriends
>having friends
>talking to real humans
IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO RUB EVERYTHING IN!
>>65089113
>hershlag talks to leo about the revenant
>>65082205
>Is there a worse feel?
>>65089388
so qt
>>65089113
she's so qt in this movie. i fell in love
>>65089285
kek
>>65089393
this webm is way too sad for me right now man
>>65089393
fuck ;_;
>>65090060
>>65089975
>>65089393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaYd1T782hM
>>65090138
nope I don't want these feels today
>>65089393
;_;7
>>65082492
he dindu nuffin
>>65090138
Why is his dad a frog and he's a real human bean?
Is Wojak Pepe's wife's son?
>>65090380
TEST
>>65090380
them thighs doe
>>65090671
>Is Wojak Pepe's wife's son?
what?
>>65090671
>>65091012
pepe is a c.uck, yes
>>65091101
looks like lucas
>>65082599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtkST5-ZFHw
>>65084881
goddamn she is the perfect waifu just die in my sleep already :'-(
>>65092450
>perfect waifu
>jewish
>perfect
she's almost perfect...almost
>>65092513
That just makes her better because then your kids will be Jews and you'll be allowed onto the reptilian space cruisers when they complete their plan for world destruction and all leave the Earth to return to their home planet of Kikeulon 7.
>>65082425
We're not your friends, dipshit. Kill yourself.
>>65083541
M-mom?
>>65092951
Yes, it's me. Go get your father up for work and grab my boyfriend a 40 out of the fridge on your way back from the shed.
Don't post cute kikes. It damages the racial unity.
>>65095311
c-cute
>>65095241
really? mod?
last one
>>65082425
Thanks friend, this touched me. I'm glad for the time we spend together too
>>65095311
There was a very short period of time that Natalie was cute. This was during that time.
>>65096267
>>65096437
Thank you, is there any more?
one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95UwWBy5ezI
>>65096590
did they fugged? she looks in heat
>>65095311
>Natalie will never be on Letterman again
I miss their bants
>>65097248
yeah alec slayed that shit
>>65097248
the baldwins ran a train on her
>>65097248
unlikely. Neeson fucking ruined her for other men.
>>65090380
>>65090701
>>65091006
Enji night
>>65089393
>tfw your 25th birthday was last week
>>65082205
>Is there a worse feel?
yes, it is the one knowing that you never fuck natalie hershlag portman
>>65082705
Read the rules newfag
>>65094877
>dat robot was a better actor than both of them in that scene
>>65089113
this shows how much hershlag passed her prime, even though she ages well.
>>65082425
lol what a loser
Easiest recommendation in that circumstance.
>>65098202
Who is this cute boy?
>>65099762
he's the Cuck
>>65082205
he isn't your friend and he was trying to make you feel bad
>>65082492
its not your fault
Holy shit, this thread is still alive?
OP here, I just woke up.
>>65096590
TOP CUTE
