This is the future you chose
>The reddit side of /tv/ will defend this
>Capeshit was a mistake
I will watch it twice and enjoy it
for you
why the fuck are they remaking petes dragon
>>65047519
>Another PotC movie
>>65047519
>that's only 2 years worth of shit
I really hope the implosion that Lucas and Spielberg have predicted comes true. Doubtful though.
>>65047519
what is the title next to pete's dragon?
>>65047519
>Ghost in the Shell next year
Wait, wat?
>>65047832
BFG
Big fucking gunbig friendly giant
>>65047775
Big Fucking Guy
>>65047519
>GitS
please kill me
>>65047519
wtf is Bridge of Spies doing there
>>65047519
Neat, looks like there's a bunch of films coming out soon that I'll be able to watch and enjoy.
>yfw the ride never ends
>yes it goes on and on my friends
>>65047832
Yep. Scarjo is playing motoko.
>Ghost in the Shell
Who thought this would be a good idea?
>>65047519
>BFG
Disney's doing a Doom movie? This is going to fucking suck.
If people keep watching this shit then Disney will keep pumping out this shit, plain and simple.
>>65047772
All of these films will gross a billion dollars.
However, by this time next year The Coens and Tarantino will be watching the ink dry on their new Netflix contracts.
Welcome to the world you helped create.
>>65048105
They own Marvel and Star Wars. They will pump out shit for years to come
>>65047939
Same thing as Ghost In The Shell amd The BFG.
I believe Dreamworks is working with Disney now instead of Paramount.
how was tomorrowland? i remember thinking the trailer looked decent and clooney's always good.
>Toy Story 4
What the fuck is left.
If you wanna make a small TV special then thats fine, but literally the only thing left is for them all to get donated to Goodwill and separated.
Or is this soft reboot shit?
>inb4 some twat blames this on file sharing
>>65048279
Bad in that way that's just kind of boring rather than offensive.
>Toy Story 4
DON'T RUIN IT YOU FAGGOTS
>>65048279
Tomorrowland was entertaining and had some top British cunny.
>ghost in the shell
STOP REMINDING ME
>>65048421
>>65047519
I watch camrips
>>65048324
Something like 4 of the next 5 Pixar films are going to be rehashes. Disney using their full Jew powers.
>>65048125
>Welcome to the world you helped create
I don't think so m8.
>>65048503
>I watch camrips
Daily reminder that we share a board with plens like this.
The industry has literally run out of creativity.
Best way to make money? Bring up nostalgia by reviving completed series.
>Toy Story 4
>PotC
>Beauty and the Beast
fucking why
>>65048125
>Tarantino
>implying
I hope that cuck never makes another movie
>>65048613
>pirates of the carribean is old enough to count as nostalgia
>>65048559
are you implying there's a better way to watch capeshit?
>>65048346
Sounds like Disney.
>>65048125
>tarantino
>>65048559
None of this shit is deserving of anymore.
>>65047519
Looks fucking great. Also, it's disney. What time of movies SHOULD they be making, if not kid shit, starwars, and capeshit?
Scifi, superheroes, kidstuff. That's literally always been their thing.
>>65048653
we-we are getting old anon
At this point capeshit is any fantasy genre that you don't like
>>65048653
The cycle shortens each year.
There will be a Twilight nostalgia based reboot in a couple of years. Mark my words.
>>65048782
HAHA WE-WE
>>65048613
>Disney is the whole Industry
You realize op is just disney right? What would you expect them to make, you retarded faggot?
>Jungle Book reboot
>Aziz Ansari voicing Mowgli
>White British love interest
>her colonialist father is the villain instead of talking animals
JUST
>>65048695
You could at least wait for the BluRay rip.
>>65048745
Never go full retard, Anon.
>>65047519
>Disney presents: The Avengers
>Disney presents: Star Wars Episode VIII
>Disney presents: Ghost in the Shell
What even in the Christ is happening right now
>>65048853
Except you, Anon. You never change.
GoodFOR YOU
>>65048756
They have a monopoly on tent pole movies which is bad.
Big movies don't have to be shit. We, as an audience, have just been conditioned to think it's ok for these movies to be bad. They say, "what did you expect from a movie like that? You can't expect it to be good!" which is nonsense.
Some spectacle movies used to be fantastic. They never used to be completely devoid of artistic integrity or creativity. They weren't always conceived in focus groups and boardrooms.
The best example of a recent blockbuster in the hands of the filmmaker instead of the studio was Fury Road, which was far better than anything Disney or the other big studios have done in the last decade. Disney themselves even have The Curse of the Black Pearl as their own example of a great spectacle movie.
>Big Fucking Giant movie
>>65048952
I bet they'll still have Kaa as a bad character.
>>65049243
>but he redeems himself by constricting and eating the evil white racist at the end
>>65049324
But there isn't an evil white racist in the book, and Kaa is Mowgli's deepest friend.
I fucking hate Disney.
Disney tried an original IP with Tomorrowland and it flopped.
>>65049538
Because it was hardly advertised
These years are going to be fucking great.
>>65048952
>Mowgli (Neel Sethi) is a boy who was raised by the Indian wolves Raksha (Lupita Nyong'o) and Akela (Giancarlo Esposito). When the fearsome Bengal tiger Shere Khan (Idris Elba) threatens his life, Mowgli leaves his jungle home. Guided by Bagheera the black panther (Ben Kingsley) and Baloo the bear (Bill Murray), he sets out on a journey of self-discovery. Along the way, Mowgli encounters jungle creatures who do not exactly have his best interests at heart-including Kaa (Scarlett Johansson), a python whose seductive voice and gaze hypnotizes the man-cub, and the smooth-talking King Louie (Christopher Walken), an orangutan-resembling Gigantopithecus who tries to coerce Mowgli into giving up the secret to the elusive and deadly "red flower" (fire).
Nigger how can you not be hyped for Ben Kingsley, Bill Murray and Christopher Walken
>>65049699
To much risk
>>65048036
>Scarjo is playing motoko
That's not true. That's impossible.
>>65047519
What the fuck, ANOTHER Pirates of the Caribbean?
Only one I'm kinda looking forward too is Finding Dory I guess, not that we needed it
>>65047519
>Toy Story 4
This is why Hitler was right.
>>65049712
>They made Kaa female
How did I not see this coming?
>>65047519
this has been in the works for a long time now
it's the worst it's ever been yeah, but this is no surprise
all of you faggots sucking the dick of the Force Awakens and the Avengers when they were released are partly responsible
enjoy your filth
WHY HASNT GITS BEEN CANCELLED YET REEEEEEEEEE
>>65047519
>Dream Works Ghost in the Shell
Wait what? What the fuck?
It's incredibly easy never to see or hear about pleb shit. Just don't play videogames, don't watch TV, don't spend more than an hour on the computer unless you're doing work, make an effort to watch good movies, read, pursue other interests, work, study, socialize, go outside; and if you do these things in succession, each next will come exponentially more naturally to you. You'll find you devote no time to pleb shit, and you'll have shifted yourself into the parts of living with no meaningful overlap with mainstream entertainment media. Even doing a little of each will decrease the amount of time the word 'capeshit' enters your mind dramatically.
Most people don't care about this stuff. Most of the world doesn't. And all around you are spheres of interest as invested in things you have never heard of as Disney is trying to make you in pleb shit. It's an easy choice.
>YFW all these live-action Disney adaptations eventually lead to a Disney Cinematic Universe that eventually leads to a Kingdom Hearts movie series.
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy had better be 2D or I ain't seeing shit.
>Ghost in the Shell
>Mokoto
>Scarjo
Nigger what the fuck?
So does Disney own Scarlett Johansson?
>>65047519
whites will never appreciate ghost in a shell.
>>65050846
With more bad movies, there are less good movies.
FUCK, JUST DONT SEE THESE MOVIES
I GOT A CUTE GIRLFRIEND AND I DONT HAVE THE NEED TO SEE EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKING COMIC BOOK MOVIES AND TALK ABOUT THEM FOR 10 HOURS EACH DAY ON THE INTERNET, MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKING ON MY PENIS IS MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE.
STOP BEING A DISNEY SLAVE, LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND FUCKING LIVE.
>>65050064
Yes, they plan to ruin everything. Any other question?
>Remaking Pete's Dragon
>More capeshitOnly one I'll eatch is Ghost in the Shell
The Asians down in California are gonna lose their shit when the first trailer comes out. We already have a dindu in Star Wars and most of the people who are going to see GITs are probably to be liberal white kids that LOVE diversity. Why couldn't they get a Japanese bitch to play Mokoto? Nigga damn
>>65047920
For fucking you...
>>65051036
If you want good movies, there's a backlog of about 90 years. Check it out.
An added benefit of classic movies is that many of them are like a balm against the ADHD, addictive formula of modern mainstream films. It's a start towards patience and clarity.
>>65051230
Shit Millennials say.
>Ghost in the shell
Wait and the nudes? fuck this is the only anime movie that i like.
Bill Murray is still alive?
>>65051090
I'm already balls-deep in the MCU, I can't stop now.
>Ghost in the Shell
What
>>65051275
I'm Gen Z
>>65048279
The trailer is incredibly misleading. Literally the only good thing about that movie is the eye candy.
>>65048036
I wish this woman would die. The only things I've liked her in was Her, and even then I could think of many other actresses I'd rather.
She's going to disappoint in Jungle Book.
I love it
>Ghost in the Shell
Ayy, don't fuck this up, kikes.
>>65048613
>Best way to make money? Bring up nostalgia by reviving completed series
And half the board eats it up anyway considering the amount of Manchild Wars threads.
You all have blood on your dirty little hands.
>Jungle Book
>Alice in Wonderland
>Finding Dory
>Pete's Dragon
>Beauty and the Beast
>New Pirates of the Caribbean
>Toy Story 4
>Fucking Ghost in the Shell
JUST FUCK EVERYTHING UP PHAM
JUST FUCK LITERALLY EVERYTHING UP
YOU SEE WHAT PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS?
STAR WARS IS GOING TO BE THAT.
AND PLEBS WILL EAT THAT SHIT UP ALL DAY EVERYDAY.
>dreamwork's ghost in the shell
>>65048952
Is this fucking true? Fucking fuck me, DESIGNATEDs need to fuck the fuck off.
>>65052615
>Disney
>Dreamworks
>Ghost in the Shell
>PG13
>Scarjo
lol
Someone stop this madness.
We need to invite muslims into the US so they can bomb the Disney headquarters, hell, blow up Hollywood entirely. I don't know, just do something.
>>65052823
>implying it will be good
west always fucks up Japanese anime/movies
>>65052767
JUST REMAKE MY SHIT UP
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IF YOU SAW TFA IN THEATERS YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
>>65052891
I wasn't implying anything. I was just laughing at the fact that it will be produced by dreamworks
>>65052864
i refuse to believe it's PG 13.
>>65053090
>The year of our lord 2016
>Anything but PG13
>Disney
>Anything but PG13
>>65053090
>dreamworks
>anything higher than pg-13
blame the movie pirates for this
studios refuse to take any chances on failure
nothing but play it safe bets based on nostalgic remakes, franchises, and things already having success in other medias such as capeshit
no more risky movies with new stories and ideas. you've ruined it for us all, pirates. cunts.
>>65053041
>haven't seen tfa
feels good man
>>65047519
>Ghost in the shell
>Disney
>>65047519
>Pete's Dragon
>Ghost in the Shell
>Age of Ultron
Meme garbage
>Inside Out
SJW garbage
>Tomorrowland
"DUDE, BRAD BIRD, LOL" garbage
>Ant-Man
A tiny shit. A TINY SHIT.
>Bridge of Spies
Literally what
>The Good Dinosaur
CGI garbage
>The Force Awakens
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The Finest Hours
Leftist Propaganda garbage
>Zootopia
Furry garbage
>Alice Through the Looking Glass
Pedophilia garbage
>Civil War
Affirmative Action garbage
>Finding Dory
Sequel garbage
>BFG
Kiddie garbage
>Pete's Dragon
Literally who asked for this
>Moana
Hawaiian Roller Coaster garbage
>Doctor Strange
Bend-a-dick cum-in-her-snatch
>Rogue One
Flop of the century
>Beauty and the Beast
Remake garbage
>Ghost in the Shell
Dragon Ball Evolution tier garbage
>Star Wars Episode VIII
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Reddit Garbage
>Toy Story 4
"We want the millenial audience" garbage
>Pirates of the Caribbean #5,000
Johnny Depp crying in a corner saying "I-I'm still relevant!"
DISNEY STATUS: KEKED
>>65047519
>>65055485
autismo strikes again
>>65047519
What, as opposed to all the good movies Disney was going to make otherwise?
>>65053041
I saw ittwice
>>65053041
You're right, I should let /tv/ make all my decisions for me.
Only then will I truly become a proper critic.
>>65048168
Jesus is there ANY company that isn't kow-towing to the house of mouse?
>>65047519
I did?
How did I choose it?
Nobody asked me about jack shit.
Idk
I'm kinda looking forward to uh...
Zootopia
>>65055750
That rabbit man, that rabbit...
>>65048324
They want to win the Oscar over How to Train Your Dragon 3 like the third Toy Story did to the first HTTYD.
That's why they initially had the Toy Story 4 release date within a month of HTTYD3 when it was slated for 2017.
Then DreamWorks pushed HTTYD3 back to 2018... And Toy Story 4 was pushed back as well so now both films are set to release within weeks of each other.
This is Pixar and Disney basically trying to establish their dominance in every capacity.
>three star wars movies over a year.
>>65051230
>>65050846
Tell me what you're doing what setting you are posting this from right now.
>in bed
>texting a dozen of my classmates and snapchat friends before school tomorrow
Amirite?
>>65048543
Even worse.
Pixarfags and Disneyfags who trashed DreamWorks and other companies for succumbing to sequelitis will defend this shit because it's their precious company.
>>65048880
But anon... At this rate soon Disney WILL be the whole industry.
how do i get repeating digits?
>>65052891
This how it always goes:
>Hey boss, I just bought the rights to a critically acclaimed, major hit overseas and it's really popular with the people who've seen it in the States.
>Yes, but will it play in the Midwest?
>Yeah, of c-
>Fuck it, we've got billions of dollars.
Every fucking movie. I'm just waiting for Warner Bros. to make Rurouni Kenshin into "Samurai Kenshin", starring Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz, directed by Jon Favreau.
>>65055948
they never work the way you want to until the time is right
>>65056255
check'd
>>65055485
>he literally took the time to type this all out, with correct punctuation no less
>>65047775
Big Fucking Giant
A contemporary, cynical take on the book Big Friendly Giant.
>>65048559
>plens
Well that's just not nice.Plens boosted our economy with their purchases of fuel.
Did they drop that Day of the Dead movie they had planned? Or is it taking longer than two years?
>>65048743
>he's staring at her feet the entire time
>>65048279
>chose
movie had non stop qt3.14, you should see it
test post
>>65047553
sure, however the reddit side of /tv/ will also defend the prequels then act like its a joke and use said joke as a cover to call out anyone who actually wants to discuss /tv/.
>Ghost in the Shell
>Toy Story 4
>ghost in shell
> Dream works
Is this real?
>>65048125
Tarantino said on Howard Stern that he wouldn't sign a deal with Netflix (but he sounded open to HBO)
>new pirates of the Caribbean
all this shit... but there is a sole light at the end of the tunnel
>>65049712
>Walden as Louis
>I wanna be....like you...ouh ouh...
I didn't know I needed this until just now.
>>65055848
>Disney presents: GitS
>Scarjo is Motoko
>PG-13
>No bad ass warrior chick getting her clothes tore up during brutal as fuck fight scenes to become half naked and not even care
Can I join you?
The only good thing about the Ghost in the Shell flick is that it'll boost sales of the original movie and manga... but it's going to be horrible. Just horrible.
>>65047519
>bfg
That's exciting
>>65047519
>zootopia
So many kids are going to accidentally discover bestiality when googling this movie.
When will the mouse consume us all /tv/?
>>65047519
>Ghost in the Shell
...seriously
>>65047519
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Why do they have to ruin ghost in the shell, can't they just have cape shit
>tfw I haven't seen a non Disney movie in cinemas in a while
>Avengers 2
>Star Wars 7
>Probably Civil War
>Probably GotG2
>Probably Star Wars 8
It's not that I don't want to see anything else, my housemates just don't want to see anything else with me.
Rogue One and Doctor Strange are maybes.
>>65059892
incorrect. reddit hates the prequels thanks to redditlettermedia
>>65047519
>24 movies
>24 months
I'm sorry, what's the issue?
>>65062387
Everyone hated the prequels before redditlettermedia.
>ghost in the shell
this has got to be an edit right? no fucking way
>>65062506
Starring Scarlett Johansenn as the major dude. You live under a rock or something?
>>65062506
>>65048279
Good up until the awful ending where George Clooney starts preaching his liberal politics.
>>65049712
>Baloo the bear (Bill Murray)
But he'll be dead by then
>>65048168
>>65055712
wasn't the origins of dreamworks about one guy being told by disney to fuck off
it's not so subtly hinted at in shrek
>>65053041
>friendly reminder
>>>>tumblr
The Jungle Book will be good I think, kinda liking the casting. Don't even mind Kaa.
>pete's dragon
Did anyone even see it and like it? I can't even fanthom this. The demographic that existed when it came out doesn't exist at all. Kids are not the same.
>>65063537
it's probably just disney's way of making their own "how to train your dragon"
>>65049126
It feels like Disney is getting a monopoly on all entertainment.
Marvel
Star Wars
Pixar
ABC
Where will it stop
Bridge of Spies was pretty good desu senpai.
![MARCH_2017_DISNEY_DREAMWORKS_GHOST-IN-THE-SHELL_SCARLETT-JOHANSSON_RUPERT-SANDERS_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TtNMcXs.jpg "MARCH_2017_DISNEY_DREAMWORKS_GHOST-IN-THE-SHELL_SCARLETT-JOHANSSON_RUPERT-SANDERS_[1].jpg")
>>65062506
>>65062144
>>65060011
I'm surprised you didn't know that Disney is developing a live-action ghost in the shell movie
Search your heart, you know it to be true
>>65047519
Raise your hand and give me a (you) if you aren't killing the industry by watching this trash.
I haven't seen a single one of these movies
>>65063970
nor do i plan to see the future titles i should add
>>65063970
>anime
It's like you don't want to be taken seriously.
>>65049762
Search your feelings, you know it's true
>>65047519
>jungle book made into an epic live action movie
>toy story 4
Please god no
>>65047519
>ghost in the shell
>disney
wait hol up, we should discuss this
>>65047775
Big friendly giant.
An adaptation of a pretty popular children's book by Roald Dahl.
It was my favourite book as a little kid, I'll probably watch it just out of nostalgia
>>65055485
>Bend-a-dick Cum-in-her-snatch
+1 innernette to you, good sir. I lol'd.
>>65063996
anime is less degenerate than capeshit imo
>>65047772
this doesn't count marvel shit that disney owns as well
they have a monopoly in movies pretty much
>>65060721
This.
Non-sexual but nude cyborg tits are a super important part of Ghost in the Shell, just from a purely visual standpoint. That's not going to happen in a PG-13 film.
>>65047519
This just proves that Rome is burning and that the western world is contempt in entertaining itself into extinction
>>65063921
Please tell me this is unofficial fanart
>>65063970
>I haven't seen a single one of these movies
right, and I live in ASR's butt
>>65048743
>i diddnt go to dance school i went to dances
>>65055750
>>65048490
I saw this girl at the university I work at during an open day, her older brother or some shit must be applying.
No one else noticed her, I felt too weird to go over and say something
>>65047519
>to story 4
...I should just end it now right guys?
>>65056209
>samurai Kevin
>>65048324
They were just handed to a new kid at the end of 3.
So it's a soft reboot.
>>65048653
For millenials it is.
Literally all of those movies are marketed towards millenials who thrive on nostalgia pandering shit.
>>65049712
>Scarlett Johansson
>seductive voice
>>65064833
>set in 1980s midwest United States
>>65047519
You don't have to watch any of these, and there are plenty of other, great films coming every year. where's the problem?
>>65047604
Why is Larry King crying?
>>65055867
I was in my a cabin, at the table with friends after dinner. Twenty minutes later we went down to the water for a swim.
>>65047772
Predicted implosion? Got a source? sounds like something I've been talking about with other nerds
>>65047519
What the fuck disney is making a Ghost in the Shell movie?
>>65047519
I'll see a few of these in theaters. Thank god Disney is keeping the flick alive. Nobody else is trying.
I choose death instead
>>65047519
>yfw 10 of these are remakes/sequels
>yfw formulaic shit is the norm now
>>65055485
If you really think. Rogue One will be the flop of the century, then you simply aren't anywhere near as smart as you tell yourself you are.
>all these newfags that don't know about the Ghost in the Shell movie
>>65055848
Nobody will miss you.
>>65065748
Underrated post right here
>>65063970
Plebs > weebs
>>65047519
>GHOST IN THE SHELL
MAKE IT END
THEY'RE GOING TO TURN A FILM INTO A FUCKING FLICK, A FLICK!
fiding dory
best movie of 2016
>>65066054
I love the "Ghost in the Shell" was highbrow meme
>>65052816
>
>WwwwwwwweeeeeEeeeeeeeeEeeee spinning camera lots of shit getting fucked around at terminal velocity
>every jj abrams work ever.
Is his target audience millennials with ADHD? Do all millennials have it?
>>65055485
Rogue One will outsell TFA since it has ip man in it
>>65066083
That's like your opinion man.
>>65047519
you could have prevented this
>>65047519
Hyped for:
>Finding Dory
>BFG (Loved the book as a kid)
>Rouge One
>Star Shit
>Ghost in the Shell
the rest can fuck off
Whats that title below "Pete's Dragon"
>>65066316
also Civil War, Captain America is the best capeshit so far
>>65066128
>animated tits with no nipples
>poorly dubbed wordy monologues that aren't as clever as the writers thought they were
>action sequences with robots
>lesbian ending with qt loli
for /tv/ it is truly the perfect marriage of material and audience, doesn't matter whether it's actually good or not. the same people who whine about Ex Machina having plot holes think it's an intelligent film which is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
>all the people in this thread surprised/upset that their children's cartoon is being adapted by a company that specialises in children's movies
>b-but it has titties!
Fuck off weebs
>>65066650
It was an adult comic before it was anything else.
>The only one I'd want to see is incredibles 2
>it'll probably be bad
>ghost in the shell
>almost guaranteed to be bad
life is pure suffering
>>65055485
DUDE GARBAGE LMAO
>>65047519
I'm hyped for Zootopia and Star Wars 8 & 9 and depending on the design of the beast, Beauty and the Beast. I couldn't care less about anything else
>>65066496
>animated tits with no nipples
they don't need them, the breasts are useful because they can cram more shit in to keep the robot going while still keeping a humanoid figure. nipples would be a good usb dock though
I can agree with the rest. the monologues and exposition dumps were painful.
>tfw live action evangelion or cowboy bebop movie by dreamworks
scared.jpg
>>65068725
the battle for the honor of anime will be on the Ghost in th shell movie. We need to spoil it, pirate it a week before, batmouthing it for months ,talk about racism, imperialims, white-washing anything the normies could take seriously
>>65068725
pls no
