The name is Bond.
Bond is supposed to be a gay reddit SJW now? wtf
>>65009042
goobergate please leave
Bland. Your name is Bland.
>>65008929
Why does he look like a person with shitty spray tan?
>>65008929
James Bondscar.
>>65008929
I don't mind redmayne but just like idris Elba, fuck that. (And I really like idris both as a person and an actor)
>>65008929
woman wouldnt let him fuck them but bond always fucks at least 3 different woman per film
aidan turner will be the next bond. screenshot dis.
THA NAME'S BOND INNIT.
>>65008929
His mouth looks like a wound.
>>65008929
Are you fucking high OP?
srs question
I thought tee/v/ wanted that one african american to be next Bond
>>65011812
I never heard of him so I looked up IMDB and accidentally put in Aiden Gillen.
You can imagine mfw
>first transgender bond
fuck this post>>65012458
is meant for >>65011947
>>65012444
Epic dubs but we call them niggers here
Looks like he's a 55 year old woman with way too many botox injections and plastic surgery.
>>65011947
to unattractive senpai
>>65011997
he's good enough though
>>65012554
>not recognizing trips
kek'd
>>65008929
AND I'M JAVERT
DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
oh wait wrong movie
>>65012691
>to unattractive senpai
pretty much all of the uk disagrees with you on that one lad
>>65008929
there isn't any meat in that martini, is there?
>>65012930
he looks like cara devangeline though
Minister M, I'm O O 7
The names A
CIA
>>65011997
too big
black bond or this /tv/?
>>65012691
turner is far from unattractive
Loki should be Bond
>>65014350
Neither. Franchise ruined.
I just realized that I hate Craig as Bond. He looks fucking Polish.
>>65014393
its the guy from entourage.
brad pitt should be bond
Ok, who would you rathe see as bond?
Black
Gay
Woman
Transgender
Jew
Muslim
Jonah Hill
MARTINI SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
They need to find someone who's suave, detached, and able to convey a hint of irony. Craig is too burly, like a Russian henchman or something. He should also be white. Not because of racism, but because Bond represents an old school 1960s spy mindset. He's slightly aristocratic, sexist, maybe a little racist, and generally out-of-date. That's his character. I think Fassbender is probably the obvious choice
CAN I GET A FUCKING MARTINI HERE!?!
DID I ASK FOR IT TO BE STIRRED? NO.
>>65014674
those BBC DSL
>>65014659
A Gay
because at least then just cast a manly gay cunt and let him act straight and shit.
>>65008929
Jane Bond
>>65014659
I would 100% watch Rebecca Ferguson or Emily Blunt play Bond
>>65008929
Faggot looks like meltman
>>65014659
Gay all the way.
Fuck me I just want a muscular Bond who travels the world overpowering twinks
The names Bond...
Jane Bond
>/tv/ still on damage control over this
he's literally the hottest guy in all bongland atm
FUCK no, not this British cunt. He's a little weasel.
>>65014659
Jonah Hill.
>>65015848
Fags in this thread would rather see a homo play Bond than this
>>65015848
>>65015945
I'd watch the fuck out of it though
>>65015945
There's already Modesty Blaise.
>>65015848
>>65015712
As someone with a dominant woman fetish, I'd pay to see this at least three times
>tfw the perfect jane bond was born too soon
>>65014274
for you
>>65014715
that would ruin his career
>>65008929
This is what I see.
>>65016207
OMG anon, Epic! DAE big mouth Bond?
The name is Don.
>>65016321
Shit, he could get a little ripped and be the absolute perfect american bond
>>65016082
too true desu
>>65014659
Emily Blunt seducing both men and womyn.
Or Jonah Hill
>"Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel."
>"Make it quick, will you?"
>>65018488
By the way everyone, this is the only time its acceptable to make a martini shaken. It's called a Vesper Martini now.
>>65014417
>craig
>bond
>>65018488
I really want this to happen now
>>65011434
Because his lips are the same color as his mouth, despite being huge.
It's unsettling.
SHE
>>65008929
LOL
>>65008929
>just saw this goober in jupiter ascending
what the fuck was he doing?
>>65016082
>perfect jane bond
>perfect wonder woman
she's the perfect woman.
>>65018826
>>65019189
I would still be okay with Lucy Lawless as Wonder Woman. Considering they were going with a veteran Batman, I don't see what's wrong with Queen Diana.
Nicki Minaj will be the next James Bond.
Screencap this.
>>65019298
She's still got serious milf appeal
habbening
>>65019513
Nicki Minaj could crush my pelvis with her her massive hot ass whenever she wants.
He was a pretty shit spy in the Good Sheperd
>>65019659
Good Shepherd was a pretty shit spy movie.
>>65019535
Would destroy.
>>65008929
serious question.
why is it that they always pick tall Bonds? Being tall makes you too noticeable and unable to blend in and I think this is a serious discrimination and limits their talent pool to play Bond. I kinda want James Franco to be the next Bond desu
>>65019835
They're going for the tall, dark, and handsome look. Craig being average height and blonde worked for him because his character is more of a muscular meathead than a suave rich guy.
>>65019835
if you want a midget bond then watch mission impossible, m80.
>>65019634
dat gif look 3d m8
>>65019898
The last two MI movies are better than literally every Bond movie
>>65019744
Let's be honest, she'd be the one destroying you
>>65019959
That's just the quality of GoT's production. Can't wait for S6. Do you guys think Jon Snow will be back?
>>65015861
The names Bond.
Jamal Bond
>>65014350
jesus christ no
>>65020159
Either way, my dick wins.
>>65019962
Nope
Just because you were booted from /fit/ manlet doesn't mean you're welcome here
>>65020609
>Mission Impossible is bad because the lead actor is shorter than Sean Connery
Nice logic there buddy
>>65020383
>tfw I actually liked Sherlock
>even season 3
>then the period piece Christmas special comes out
>it's entirely a case about how men are evil and women are oppressed
>the case literally and canonically makes no sense because lol he was in his mindpalace the whole time and was still on the plane
>the whole thing was just confirmation that Moriarty was dead, like that wasn't obvious with the Gilliam style cartoon image playing a looped recording
I never thought it'd actually happen, but Tumblr literally ruined a series.
>>65019535
I strongly support a MILFbond.
>>65016321
My pick for Archer.
>>65016207
Fuck, more memes are coming true by the day.
>>65019535
>>65018488
No but seriously, I want a female Bond.
>>65020383
Is Patri-Archie the greatest webcomic?
>>65008929
Why does he look so withered?
>>65014659
Gemma Arterton.
>>65014659
You wrote jew twice
>>65016321
I'll always remember him as the alcoholic dad with a hairy beer belly. He may get the ladies, but he's sloppy.
>>65020949
Somebody tell me this is a joke.
>>65019835
>tfw George Lazenby singlehandedly ruined the most well-shot Bond movie ever made
It still hurts.
>>65019835
>1 cm=half an inch
What now?
>>65022734
Close enough for military purposes.
>>65008929
dude looks like a spectre all right
>>65016190
He's Magneto. Bond would only help.
He is hard to look at. Looks like the lizard from The 500 days of spiderman
Ayyyyyyy
>>65022768
lol
the names classic
