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Is Luke a grey Jedi?
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The answer is yes.
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>>64966941
Get your EU/fanfiction shit outta here.
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>>64966941
No.
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No he's a gay Jedi
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>>64966967
Will they expand this in the next movie?
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>>64967009
It is inevitable.
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>>64966941
He's a light Sith
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The New Jedi Order he founded on the EU is a lot looser than the old warrior monks, but he could be considered a Grey Jedi by old standards.
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Diet Jedi, or Sith Lite?
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Where is that retarded Wookipedia lightsaber guide
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>>64966941
He's a cute Jedi.
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>Mr. Hutt, I'm PIG
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Lucas hates grey, he's all about the black and white "good and evil" bullshit
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Is moral greyness inherently better than moral extremes?
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>>64966941
No because that's stupid EU crap.
>I wonder how long until this becomes a Lukelust thread
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>shitty grey robe at the end of tfa

Grey jedi confirmed. I don't make the color symbolism rules.
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>>64967085
Goddamn, those boots are hot.
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>>64967420
Yes
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>>64967490
His black outfits always looked kinda retarded to me but his legs always look nice in ROTJ no homo.
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>>64967438
>>64967490
>>64967535
Well that didn't take long.
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>>64967535
>His black outfits always looked kinda retarded to me

What, why? They're objectively his best outfits.
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Nah but he was definitely full dark side for a second before that bitch renounced it so hard he became the purest light side motherfucker ever.
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>>64966941
Hello Jedi,

I am Gamorian Gaurd.

Was getting caught part of your plan?
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What's with the faggots lately here
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>>64967438
>I wonder how long until this becomes a Lukelust thread

Fuck it, let's do this.
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>>64967490
Luke so hot right now, Luke
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>>64967614
I get why people like them but they just look dumb to me, like they couldn't be arsed to design him normal looking black clothes so they went full overdramatic Jedi mode.
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>>64967657
Mark Hamill is love
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>>64966981
No he's a grey-t (great) jedi.
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>>64967657
Hamill triggered it when he unfucked himself.
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>>64967706
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>>64967710
This thread is so pure so far
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>>64967085
POETRY
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>>64967753
Mean.
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Luke is the purest being in the universe.

If you're gonna experiment around in the EU, just make your own fuckign mary sue character and set it hundreds of years before the OT and fuck off. Don't taint Luke.
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>>64967646
I'm going to take down this sand skiff

With no survivors
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>>64967766
I personally find it hilarious that Luke looks most like Anikan in the super camp Han Solo outfit + fluffy perm photoshoot.
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>>64967690
But the black was meant to be symbolic and full of pottery, it's supposed to be dramatic.
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I kind of wish the black outfit had been a Jedi uniform of some sort in the PT instead of MUH OB1 ROBES.

Much better potential for costume design.
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>>64966967
Fuck you, redditor.
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>tfw Luke will never choke you
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>>64967766
>mfw people say Anakin and Luke look nothing like each other
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Luke?
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One thing's for certain, the Skywalkers men must have defective blood in their veins since by due time EACH AND EVERYONE of them will risk to turn to the dark side.
It's like the Simpson's gene.
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>>64967792
>just make your own fuckign mary sue character

Isn't that basically what they did by making several clones of him?

Anybody who knows shit about the EU able to explain to me how Luke even has clones?
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>>64967884
Of course they do. Lucas chose Hayden to play Anakin for that very reason: he's supposed to be Luke's dad and look like his dad.

That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke.
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Judging by TFA he made exactly the same mistakes as the old jedi, he didn't learn shit.
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>>64967792
Wouldn't mind a look at Lukes taint, myself
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>>64966941
no way. for all intents and purposes hes the same type of jedi as the old order and is trying to revive it
thats why the force self balanced and brought about the rule of snoke and kylo ren
>thats not how the force works

it does now you eu fuckbaby
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>>64967958
leave
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>>64967958
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke.
ROTJ Luke maybe but prime Luke > Anikan every time
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>>64967958
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke

If you like boring angry looking assholes, maybe. He's so painfully generic.
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>>64967408
>PIG

You dummy that's obviously Thok
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>>64968004
No.

>>64968010
Kek, no.
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>>64967792
I'd taint Luke, if you know what I mean.
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growing up i asked my dad why mark hammil didnt do more movies and he said cuz he was gay and it was harder for the gays to make it in hollywood.
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Luke a shit
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>>64968037
Luke = Obi >>>>>> dog shit >>>> Anakin
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>>64968105
Your dad confirmed for wishful thinking
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>>64968131
Luke a best
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>>64968143
Kek, no.

Anakin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Luke ESB>>>AOTC Obi Wan>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>ANH and ROTJ Luke
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>>64967958
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke.

They're not comparable. Anakin has a more hardened, sharp, masculine appeal, Luke has a softer, big eyes, feminine thing going on. It depends entirely on one's preference in men.
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>>64968214
What's it like being so wrong all the time?
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>>64968214
>someone thinking Anakin is better than Obi Wan and Luke

12 year old girl, pls go
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>>64968174
>>64968204
Why do rebel pilots wear diapers?
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Guys, stop feeding the jelly Anakinfag, post more Luke.
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>>64968037
At least post the superior prequel boy if you're gonna try to match up to Hamill.
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>>64968258
Anakin in ROTS is literally a 20 something dark and edgy looking twink with model looks. Luke has a soft, undefined slightly awkward looking face that is I guess, some could say kind of cute because of the baby fat, but that's it. In ANH, before the accident, he looked like Kermit the frog.

>>64968276
I love being right, how do you like being in denial?
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>>64968334
They think Anakin is better than Obi.

Truly the worst taste I've ever seen.
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Maybe in the old EU he was but we haven't really seen enough of him post-full Jedi Knight in the new official canon.
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>>64968143
You slaging the scottish ya wee fucking cunt by comparing Obi Wan to that bender?
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>>64968388
>Anakin in ROTS is literally a dead eyed Topher Grace

ftfy

Sorry anon, but there's a reason nobody likes Anakin.
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>>64966941

Maybe. Obi-wan and Yoda never really say much about light side in their teaching of him. Just generic using the force as a meditative/suggestive thing and Obi-Wan talking about how Vader was "seduced by the Dark Side." I don't remember either side really being emphasized in the original trilogy other than them just showing Vader being an asshole which is shown to provide contrast to how he uses the Force.

He's pretty middle of the road.
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>>64968446
Stop.
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>>64967490
Can you imagine the long elevator ride down from the spire to the launch bay with his dying father, Muzak quietly playing in the background?
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>>64967417
thats not what gray jedi means
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>>64968214

You should start tripfagging as Padme. Because you love Mannequin Skywalker so much.
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>>64968388
>before the accident, he looked like Kermit the frog
Brother you gotta get your damn eyes checked. ANH Luke is clearly a puppy
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>mfw a lone Anakinfag is so butthurt no one likes their husbando that they piggyback off Luke threads
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>>64968529
>tfw he looks like my 17 year-old brother

Fuggg
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no negativity in a Luke thread.

only love and acceptance.
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luke a cutie
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>>64968572
This
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Post the JUSTest pic of Mark there is.
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>>64968551
yeah i hate adults with baby fat in their faces
...what?
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>>64968572
Negativity is only allowed in the form of beat up Luke
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>>64968614
Fug, this is the comfiest webm
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>>64968572

Agreed.

Luke is love.
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>>64968551
That boy has a bit of a naughty attitude
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>>64968461
He doesn't look anything like the ugly Topher Grace.

Anakin was a whiny shitty character written by George, but Hayden Christensen was hot as the character.

>>64968551
>brother

I'm a grill.

<<Luke in ANH looked like kermit the frog. Not very attractive. After the accident he looked a bit better, and was kind of attractive in ESB.
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>>64968570
Post pics faget
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>>64968636
>not liking twenty-somethings with cute youthful faces
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>>64968656
Yes
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>>64968619
Reminder of what this shot could have been had Luke opted for a pantless tunic instead of that outfit.
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>>64968458
look at hamil's face
look at his goddamn hand
he knows we know
he knows
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>>64968726
>He doesn't look anything like the ugly Topher Grace.

He looks exactly like him.

>I'm a grill

Padme pls go
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>>64968726
>I'm a grill.
Found the problem. Luke has very girlish appeal in ANH.
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>>64968795
kek, no.
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>>64968726
Just go already, Padme, nobody wants you here.
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Which one would you choose? Sugardaddy Mark or twink shota Mark?
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>>64968836
I'm not her.
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>>64968845
Sugardaddy Mark.

He actually looks the best he's ever looked in his life right now.
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>>64968845
Twink, he'd live longer
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>>64968804
Oh my god, he looks like a twink Viggo Mortensen.
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>>64968726
A lot of Luke/Mark's appeal is just the fact that he's just a nice person in general. ANH Luke is whiny but still has that cute naivety going for him.
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What does Mark think about Hayden or is he mentally removed from the prequels?
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>>64968909
I know a lot of nice guys, and there's a reason why they don't get laid.
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Anyone see him on 3rd rock from the sun?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjRiO8cOGc
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Why do I keep ending up in these Lukelust threads? I'm not even gay.
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>>64968854
Sure you aren't, I believe you.

>>64968909
Don't feed the troll, lukebro.
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>>64968939
>mussed hair and red face

Muh dick
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KEK SKYWANKER
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>>64968972
Because you want to talk about Star Wars so you click the first thread you see about it. At least that's what happened to me.
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>>64968989
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>>64968972
Because Luke is love, Luke is life.
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>>64967884
Ani looks like jim Morrison there
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would you kiss luke
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>>64968939
>dat post-sex look
Jesus
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>>64968972
>tfw actively scouring threads for mentions of Luke or Mark
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>>64969016
>thumbing his cheek

Damn, they really should've kissed.
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>>64967866
Fuck off satan
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>>64968630
:(
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>>64969052
Platonically and with my dick multiple times
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>>64969105
>>64969054
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>>64969052
I would hold hands with Luke.
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>>64968726
><Luke in ANH looked like kermit the frog

Oh, I remember you. You were around when Lukelust threads were beginning to become a thing. Still as jelly now as you were then.
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>>64969140
Come on now, Disney paid a great surgeon and dietitian to UNJUST the fuck out of him
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>>64969250
>that fluffy hair

Goddamn.
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>>64969197
l-lewd
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I would suggest Luke is not even a Jedi at all. He's just a Force user.
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>>64969335
This is the most valley girl a man has ever looked.
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>>64969159
>tfw no polyamorous threesome ending

George is a hack.
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>>64969361
No wonder he did such a shite job at training Jedi prior to TFA.
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>>64968010
You mean Luke Prime or bigger (>) Luke?
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>>64969379
such a fucking hack
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>>64969363
He is best girl, after all.
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>>64969271
Looks like she beheaded him.
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>tfw you will never feed off on Fisher's and Ford's lifeforce

Feels bad senpai
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>>64969418
I mean Luke in his prime.
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>>64969406

How long did he have on Dagobah, a few days? A week maybe? Jedi are supposed to train from childhood to adulthood.
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>>64969418
Luke Prime, obviously.
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>Mark always tweeting about his sad forgotten theatre career
I wish I could go back in time and go to them.
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>>64969449
Ford is like 10 years older than Hamill, of course he looks bad
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>>64968845
Twink shota Luke is best Luke.
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>>64969449
>Carrie

JUST
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>>64968204
Stewardess, there's something on the wing
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>>64969490
What's Fisher's excuse?
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>>64969490
But then, Mark looks better than he did at fucking 30. I tell you, that's a wonderful reconstructive surgery job.
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>>64969519
Her tweets scare me.
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no offense but mark said that luke doesnt have a canon sexuality so slutty twink luke is basically confirmed
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>>64969543
Nothing, shes always been ugly
Also ford seems to be the only one that didn't get obese
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>>64969543

She turned to the Dark Side. Look what it did to Sheev.
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>>64969456
He probably had a while. The Falcon had no hyperdrive so they had to go there normally. That would probably take a while unless they were already close to the system and Luke didn't leave until they were imprisoned.
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>>64969569
>implying luke isn't way too pure for sex
>implying

And don't say that Ren is his daughter, because she fucking isn't.
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>>64967085
>>64967009

I hate that they gave him the standard Moisture farmer robes in the force awakens.
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>>64969632
His figure might not have looked as good in that black outfit.
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>>64969594
Because Ford had an actual excuse to not get fat, given his success as a big star in the 80s and 90s. Carrie did drugs and the accident fucked Mark quite badly.
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>>64969569
>the only girl on Tatooine has a boyfriend

Obviously the rest of Luke's friends used him as a cumdumpster since he was the next best thing.
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>>64969569
Slutty twink Luke isn't a sexuality, it's a way of life.
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>>64969708
Here you go senpai.
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>>64969692
Drugs isn't an excuse to become fat neither is a stupid car accident that didn't physically disable him at all
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>>64969632
I know. That's fucking depressing.

I hope they give him a costume change next time. I would cum buckets for a pilot suit or anything remotely close to pic related.
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>>64969704
That girl is also a 10/10 and almost gives Luke a run for his money as best girl even though she's deleted.
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>>64969569
He'd be the kind of slut that's deceptively innocent and uses childish terminology and acts nervous/unsure every time he sees a penis
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>>64969704

I'd let Biggs blow inside me

that aquiline nose, that steely gaze, that fine moustache

what a stud
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>>64969621
>implying luke doesnt love getting facefucked by han

sure is WRONG around here, guys!
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>>64969735
Anon you're a blessing
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>>64969735
>huge resolution of my favorite Luke

Not that anon, but holy shit, thank you.
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>>64968464
In the originals there is no "light side." Just the Force and working symbiotically with it. The Dark Side is like a parasitic temptation, it's a corrupting aberration.
>>64966941
No. And if you think otherwise you don't really understand the significance of the throne room sequence.
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>>64968066
>sheev dubs

Hamill has a young Mick Jagger look in that photo
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>>64969783
He looks like a 70's porn star, only gentle instead of sleazy.
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>>64969780
Then you stick it in him and BAM power bottom have fun being completley drained of every drop of cum in your body.
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>INT. Tattooine house
>Threepio: Goodness! The sandstorm. Get inside, you pile of scrap, you'll damage your circuits.
>*Artoo beeps*
>Threepio: No, I wouldn't care.
>*Artoo beeps sadly*
>wind humming outside
>Luke: I'm so bored! Now we'll never get to Mos Eisley!
>Anon: It will pass within an hour.
>Luke: I guess so...
>[after a second]
>Luke: I wish I could leave this rock, I'm so lonely here. *kicks tiny rock on the ground*
>Anon: At least you have me and Threepio.
>*Artoo beeps*
>Luke: Yeah, you too Artoo...too bad you guys aren't even human.
>Anon: I-I'm human...
>Luke: You know what I mean, Anon.
>Anon: I don't..
>Luke: You're...you're a guy! I've seen you looking at girls all the time.
>Anon: Not the way I look at you.
>Luke: *blushes*
>Luke: You're a tease!
>Anon: I mean it...
>Luke: I...
>Threepio: Thank the maker! Artoo, they're finally going to kiss!
>Artoo: *beeps wildly*
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>>64967954
He had one clone called Luuke that was created from the hand he lost in Cloud City. It was made through a different process than what the Kaminoans used (Grown in a "Spaarti" cylinder) and was fairly mindless, to be puppeted around by Joruus C'baoth, insane Jedi and himself a clone, who specialized in that sort of thing. For some reason, being a clone in the old EU meant you gain a vowel in your name.
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>>64969737
Imagine how mentally scarring must be waking up with a face that's not even your own because they fucking botched your reconstructive surgery. Add that to the self-esteem issues that may've surged from it.
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>>64969910
jesus fuck hes probably crazy loud the whole time, too
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>>64969853
>No. And if you think otherwise you don't really understand the significance of the throne room sequence.
This

Luke got close enough to the dark side that he realized how fucked up it was and shot straight to the other side of the spectrum immediately.
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>>64969920
omg jlaw on the right, did NOT expect that
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>>64969983
Oh please, hes rich, he has nothing to complain about
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>>64967007
underated
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>>64969881
His mouth got noticeably puffier postcrash for whatever reason and sometimes it's cute as hell.
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>>64969983
>tfw he's had that face for 38 years now.
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A wild jlaw has appeared!
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>>64970057
By Hollywood standards he is actually middle-class. His work in the past 30 years has been mostly as a VA.
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>>64969910
>ahn, please give your milk to me, anon! I want it all inside of me!
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>>64969902

Is that Tosche station? Man, no wonder he wanted to go hang out there, it looks comfy as hell
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>>64970089
Disney got surgery done on him for the new SW trilogy, so nowadays he's looking fucking great.
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>>64970139
Doesn't matter, his face didn't make him fat, his choice not to exercise and eat healthy made him fat
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>>64968297

Because X-Wings have FTL drives and are designed to be capable of very long range travel in the event of having to retreat from a lost battle.

You never know how long you're going to be stuck in that cockpit.
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>>64969942
Moar
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>>64969983
Even tho his face was kinda fucked for years and then he went full JUST for a good chunk of his life the dude seems really happy anyway. Plus Disney probably gave him a billion dollars for a three second cameo so he's probably cool with his lot in life.
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>>64970075
It's cute as hell for the entirety of Dagobah
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>>64970199
>the dude seems really happy anyway

He's managed to stay a delightful bro despite everything that's happened, and that's pretty endearing.
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>>64970185
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
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>>64967912
>Not "Grunt?"
I guess doing this right was a big job.
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>>64970298
I want to watch that fluffy hair bounce as he's riding my dick.

>ywn see it stick to his forehead as he gets sweatier and closer to cumming
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>>64970153
Cockslut Luke a best
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>>64970343
He probably would react like that. So adorable.
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>>64969543
A coke addiction will easily take years off your life that you can't get back, but she does look better than a few years ago like Mark.
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>>64970241
How did I just now notice the motherfucker in full scuba gear
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>>64970381
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>>64970428
Luke vision.
Nothing else matters.
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>>64970420
Still kind of sad that she looks older than her 80-something mother.
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>>64970429
>Han could've had both Skywalker twins slavering over his dick
>could've witnessed both of them fighting over who gets to be fucked by him tonight
>could've laid back and let them worship his dick and body with their mouths

Han fucked up.
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>>64970428
Holy fuck I never saw that until you pointed it out
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>>64970429
Why does he look like he's about to rape someone
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>>64970549
What did he mean by this?
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