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Would you ever agree to appear on Dating Naked?
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Would you ever agree to appear on Dating Naked?
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>>64905520

No, I'm really fat.
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>>64905520
Wtf is wrong with that women's body?
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>>64905520
I weight 220 pounds they'd be disgusted
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>>64905520
>that nigger's head
ayy
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This is a real show. What the fuck America?
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wtf is with her body?
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>>64905543

It looks like they've shopped a man's midriff onto hers. Why? What?
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>>64905570
Fuck off yuropoor the dutch version is completely uncensored
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>>64905520
I like how the two dudes are checking each other out while the chick is making eye contact with the whiteboi.
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>>64905520
>dude checking other dude's size

kek
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that woman has a really weird body
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>>64905543
That's what happens when you're not fat anon. That's whats underneath my sweet autistic baby
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>>64905615
clearly /fit/izens
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>>64905520
Anyone got the one with the eyeline arrows shooped on?
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>>64905520
Oh shit, I'm sorry
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>>64905633
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>>64905633
Not that guy but that chicks body is gross, dude.
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>>64905570
We have another show where we ditch 2 opposite gender strangers into some of the most hellish wilderness on earth naked and watch to see if they can survive for a month off the land
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How much money did that one chick make after suing the heebs that didn't censor her snatch?
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>>64905705
Misfits is the best tv show at the moment to be honest anon
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>>64905520
no. Im fat and too shy to even go to the public pool
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>>64905690
No but I have the Pepe one.
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>>64905589
>It looks like they've shopped a man's midriff onto hers

this is the future for you fag

(this is what a woman's gut looks like who had stomach fat, worked her core muscles then got liposuction)

the lipo is why she is lumpy in weird places
the core workouts are why she is middle-thick
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>>64905543
strong blur makes her look mannish
>>64905554
he gay
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>>64905520
what wrong with that white guys nips?
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>>64905781
that looks gross tbqh (to be quite honest)
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>>64905799
No shit. That's why natural slow and steady weightloss should always be utilized and lipo ignored.
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Hell no. I'm not comfortable with appearing nude on TV
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>>64905570
I understand they have several shows about naked or semi-naked people surviving in the woods my dad watches them
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and her belly button is droopy even though her stomach is fairly flat because she has had a child.

I like this thread, I get to terrify younger channers about how awful their womens' stomachs are going to look after 25
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>>64905531
I feel you. Me too.
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>>64905846

>not wanting to get naked in front of people

Literally gay
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Not with my small dick.
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Why would you make this kind of show and then censor it?
We had a version of this in my country that aired unsensored, too bad the only people that signed up for that were ugly fat middle aged people.
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>>64905570
>americans are so prude and and hate the human body so much that they literally make a show about it
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>>64905846
Or the shower, amirite?
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>>64905751
dont forget Bigger by the day with Wealthy Piano
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>>64905543
She has HIGH TEST
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>>64905520
ya
i have the body and cock for it
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Is that JGL on the left?

Man, his tits are bigger than hers.
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>going on tv with those retarded nipples
that must have taken balls
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>>64905919
Nah, I'm comfortable showering in the showers at the local movie theater. I'm not comfortable with the fact that thousands of people would see me naked and possibly even record it
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>not realizing a human body doesn't normally look like a porn stars body

>not knowing after 30 a woman's body turns to shit without proper exercise and diet


Jesus this thread is worse than my friend who thought Compton was located inLA
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>>64906069
31 year old woman confirmed
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>>64906069
you wanna think fat and lazy and have that lifestyle... go for it

some people do take care of themselves and take pride in doing so
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>>64906069

Wait, where's Compton then?
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>>64905520

No. I'm in decent enough shape but my dick is nearly a literal innie and I don't have the money to compensate for it.
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>>64905781
Whatever is going on under that skin doesn't even look like muscle. It's like worms. And she has literally no waist.
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>>64906069
Compton is a city in southern Los Angeles County, California
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>>64906069

>>Compton is a city in southern Los Angeles County, California, United States
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>>64905520
>that chicks body
Didn't know the contestants were allowed to cosplay on the show, she's done a great fridge
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What the fuck do they do in this show? Just walk around naked checking each other's dongs?
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More evidence that 3DPD women are literally PD without the sexy clothing and makeup to make them look more like 2D.
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>>64906210
this is why I only date women under 26
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>>64906154
>It's like worms.

that's because they cut an incision into your stomach then work the vac around to suck it out during lipo. when you inevitably start getting fatter again it grows back faster in the areas that had less vascular damage.
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>>64906139
so you're an overcompensating dicklet
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>>64905543
roid gut
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>>64906194

How do I put a city inside a city? The tell me your magic
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>>64906258

Yep. Not even gonna make excuses.
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>>64906258
>not him but...
you must be fat and/or ugly.. or a woman.
no healthy man with any self confidence would make fun of someone for being in shape.
if you go to a gym and exercise, you wont feel so triggered.
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>>64906377
>literal retard

read books, nigger.
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>>64905520

>That fucking belly

I can't stop laughing
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>caring about flaccid length
wut, why?
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>>64906244
I have never seen a woman aged 27 that looked like that.
She just looks too skinny except for all the fat she must be stacking under her abdomen.
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>>64906444
fucking gross.
body building =/= build your body into a lumpy turd
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>>64906453
because teenagers are dumb
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>>64906377
It's a city for ants
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>>64906459
they start falling apart but don't see it enough until it's too late then they complain more about how life sucks gym sucks meh why don't you love me for me blah blah
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>>64906210
she looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle lmao famm
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>>64906464
roids yo
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>>64906403
>if you go to a gym and exercise, you wont feel so triggered.
But I just came back from benching 3pl8 to compensate for my lack of game breh and e-stated +30kg to my lift
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>>64906464

HGH gut =/= Bodybuilding
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>>64905520
his boobs are bigger than hers
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>>64906258

He has such a small head, thats why he looks ridiculous.
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>>64906573
goddamn, what the hell does he see when he looks in the mirror?
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No, I have a small penis
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>>64906547
>lack of game

i assume this means you have no dick.
i am very sorry.
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>>64906598

He sees his face twitching and big muscles. He's based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afWLlZOH26s
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>>64905520
It makes me extremely uncomfortable looking at that lady.
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>>64906444
>>64906573
literally PEPE irl
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>>64906639
>face twitching
what's that about
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>>64905520
Absolute degeneracy
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>>64906639
the face twitch is creepy as fuck. his stomach to arm ratio reminds me of starving kids in africa
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>>64906702
Brain damage.
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>>64906403
>no healthy man with any self confidence would make fun of someone for being in shape.

>I spend all my free time in the company of half-naked sweaty men and get triggered when people call me a faggot
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>>64906768
he looks more power lifter body than a body builder... he old and damaged
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>>64906798
holy fuck man
I am not that guy but geez get a grip on your own sexuality
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>>64906798
I dont get triggered when people call me a faggot.
I think you might be projecting a bit.
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>tfw skinnyfat and have that shitty tier stomach
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Please ignore the filename.
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>tfw muscular under a solid layer of fat that hides most muscle mass

The cutting stage is hard.
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>>64906801
>he looks more power lifter
what? He looks nothing like a powerlifter. Powerlifters rarely take insulin so they don't get palumboism
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>black guy has bigger dick than me
>still get girl through my superior intellect and impressive rhethorical abilitys
>black guy sues for me for discrimination

what did he mean by this?
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>>64906891
join the party ;)
>>>/fit/husbando
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>>64906890
wtf, is that acne or mouth herpes? Also she has a fucking mustache.
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Sure. I'm 6 inches so I'm quite big.
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>>64906890
i bet she thought that caked on makeup would cover her mustache like it covered her godawful acne.. and i guess it did.. as in, not at all.
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>>64905520
HOW ARE THESE BONGS SO KEKED? WE HAVE LIKE 10 TIMES THE NIGGERS THEY DO YET EVERY WHITE WOMAN IN BRIATAIN IS MARRIED OR FUCKING A NIGGER????
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>>64906902
just meant more gut than bodybuilder per say

on a side note

Select the street names/signs captcha is making me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>64906890
>that lip hair

>being straight
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>>64906735
Jesus is this real?
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>>64906935
i'm white and 7.3 inches and consider that quite small m8

Blacks have pretty small dicks to bh
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>>64906935
im 6 inches around
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>>64906948
>just meant more gut than bodybuilder per say
but that looks nothing like a powerbelly, it's a medical condition that powerlifters/strongmen don't get because they use different PEDs
pic related is a powerbelly
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>>64906952
Yes, my son, I'm afraid it is.
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>>64906258
Me in the shirt
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>>64906963
>has large dick
>every dick that is smaller than his is ''small''

You seem to be a really intelligent fellow.
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>>64906948

>Select all water parks
>Images are nothing but hotel swimming pools and oceans
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>>64906993
Well my cock is larger than most blacks

So their rhetoric doesn't work on me since blacks have tiny dicks to me
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>>64907003
>Select all sand witches..
>nothing but burgers
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>>64906987
fair enough
my mistake
PED is what then?

>>64907003
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>64907031
>You seem to be a really intelligent fellow.
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Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with her tummy
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>>64907048
thank you
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>>64906948
>>64907003
>what is/how do i get a legacy captca?

noobs.
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>>64906948
>>64907003
>not acing them without even looking at the text
fucking casuals
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>>64906948
>>64907003
That's why legacy captcha is better (use appchan X).
I rather write down few numbers or a what says on the street sign, than having to choose all the bodies of water where all of the pictures are mostly of desert.
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who /skinnyfat/ here
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>>64907047
>PED is what then?
performance enhancing drugs
Bodybuilders mix growth homone and insulin, the insulin keeps you looking 'dry' and shredded but over long periods of time it can cause you to store subcutaneous fat which causes >>64906639
powerlifters and strongmen don't use insulin much (if at all) because they don't care about looking shredded
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>>64907116
gotcha thanks

I am pretty lucky genetically I reckon

>>64907101
>appchan X
4chan-x is what I have going
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>>64907103
No i'm /fit/ you pathetic shit
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>>64907171
show pic, normie
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>>64907116

How much does that log weight?
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>>64907183
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>>64907226
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>>64905594

and they most likely pay every single person that takes part
these shows are fucking gross, and not because of the nudity
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>>64907226
shame about that 8yr old boy head
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>>64907248
>>64907262
you guys are pretty new huh
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>>64907226
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>>64907278
is that supposed to be an insult?
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>>64907183
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>>64907226
>DEADLIFT TINY'S PARENTS
I wonder what's /fit/ like these days.
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>>64905520
>lol is this nigga really fucking this manly ass bitch
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>>64907308
his torso looks as angry as his face
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>>64907183
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>>64907308

GOAT
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>>64907186
200kg (440lbs)
He did 4 reps. Z is the only man to log press 500lbs
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>>64907397
sick
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>>64907397
>ywn never be a shredded sick cunt chad
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>>64906798

>I spend all my free time in the company of half-naked sweaty men

Is this how fatasses actually think a gym is or are you just making excuses?
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>>64906910
>>64906732
>>64906626
>>64905846
>>64906019

White "men" everyone.
The biggest cucks in history. No girls would ever date ugly insecure racist beta's like you Lmao. Whites and spics are the most fucking pathetic people.

Might as well kill yourselves now. Us black/asian/Scandinavian folk will purify the white race
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>>64907439
>ywn never be a shredded sick cunt chad
That's Klokov
He's transcended chad
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>>64907397
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>>64907393
P90x?
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>>64907501
Pitted
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>>64907530
naw
a fuck ton of incline push ups everyday lol
i have some free weights and a pull up bar rarely used
just luck I reckon cuz I am 43 lol
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>>64906069

And this is why people shouldn't marry a woman after 28, your point?
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>>64907616
Join a gym breh
You need more mass. He probably spotted your (might as well) bullshit program because that's the calisthenics fag limit.
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>>64906798
>I spend all my free time in the company of half-naked sweaty men

You don't do your exercises in the locker rooms, fat anon...
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>>64907686
agreed
I do need mass
calisthenics is all I do really
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and /tv/ is all the sudden /fit/
?
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>>64907393
This is a cunnyposter, everyone.
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>>64906639
Is he white?
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>>64907801
kek
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>>64905543

Some women have their abdominal muscles ripped when giving birth.
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>>64907909

Sounds painful
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>>64907943
4U
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>>64905904
I don't think there's any first world country that isn't the same way, to be honest
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>>64907943
For you
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>>64906258
MARCO
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>>64905520
The original European version of this show is better, they actually show the nudity.
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>>64908000
nice trips

POLO
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>>64908024
do they show them pissing and shitting too???
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>>64907226
TELL THAT TO KANJICLUB
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>>64907293

Wtf, is that some disease?
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>>64907293
He's not a bad looking dude, why'd he go and do that?
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>>64908175
looks FAS, no?
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>>64908175
no, its just a typical healthy brit
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>>64906735
Look at that nigglet.
And those motherfuckers keep asking for more food? The bastard ate a turkey all by himself.
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>>64908228
This desu
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>>64907458
Watch, the nigger is chimping out!
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>>64908246
That's kwashiorkor you faggot, a disease caused by protein deficiency. If anything he NEEDS to eat a whole turkey by himself.
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>>64905543
She's a tranny
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>>64908401
Why doesn't he just eat the other fat little nigger?
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>>64908439
legit lol'd
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>>64908439
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
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>>64908228
>le "funny" comment

I'm trying to look this up, like the normal thing to do in this internet age and you have to impede my search, because your mommy doesn't give you the attention you need, faggot.
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>>64908401
>give a man a fish
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>>64906258
>me on the right
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>>64908498
t. product of inbreeding
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>>64908498
I'm sorry Professor Autism, I had no idea I was standing in the way of you finding a cure for retarded mongoloid babies.
Keep calm, and carry on.
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Maybe. My dick isn't that impressive and I feel I have too much foreskin but my body is somewhat muscular.
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>>64908559
bwahahahahahaha
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>>64908401
>kwashiorkor
lmao that shitty name, who are you trying to lie to with a made up name, fag?

Let the Occam's razor decide:
>a super serious disease with a very weird name that only happens if you don't eat protein an bloats you up like a balloon
or
>ate a whole turkey
Seems like he ate that turkey after all, nigger apologist.
That nigglet is probably fucking your wife while you're wife's boyfriend watches. rekt lmao btfo
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>tfw 5 inches with 5 inch circumference

May as well become a eunuch ;_;
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>>64908703
>rekt lmao btfo
holy fuck lol
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>>64905704
Sorry for what?
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>>64908705
thats about average length and above average thickness.

just date asian girls and they will think you're huge.
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>>64905762
kek
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>>64906890
i dont really see the problem
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>>64905543
That's Bruce Jenner having a cameo in the next season
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>>64908705

>tfw 4 inch length with 3 inch circumference

Shut up.
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>>64908786
zoom it
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>>64908876
yeah she doesn't have perfect skin... no one does

she's still very pretty
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>>64908735
>no rebuttal
Yeah thought as much fag. #schooled
Go back to plebbit to with your shitty made up nigger disease names LMAO

pic: picture related mfw when laughing at you
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>>64908815
you could always become a woman.
you wouldnt even need bottom surgery.
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I can tell by both of their near midget proportions that they are manlets. Their dick size is irrelevant.
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>>64909042
>this is what small-dicked lanklets actually believe

o i am laffin
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>>64906890
I would cum in her face anyways
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>>64908915
keions do
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>that feel when have a 6" dick
>tfw the porn industry and Internet culture in general has made people think 7" or 8" is the norm
>tfw insecure about my average benis
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>>64907226
Look at him and laugh
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>>64905520
why does that guy have female nips
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>>64905762
>white guys blur goes down further
>nigger with a tranny
>white guy looking smug like he dont give no fucks
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>>64906952
it happens when poverty-stricken children are weened off breastmilk (which is rich in protein) and put on a nearly protein-absent diet. several key proteins are then absent in the blood, which destabilizes liver function and causes massive fluid retention and extreme swelling in the abdominal areas. the liver also swells to balloon size. proteins in the blood regulate the amount of fluid to and from capillaries but with their absence the whole balance of fluids in the body goes to shit and they build up everywhere
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>>64906798
are you reddit?
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>>64908441
woman need to wax their face. its sad when men have smoother faces than women.
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>>64910462
Real women have fuzz, real (non-virgin) men love it
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>>64909113
the worldwide norm is probably like 4 inches because there are 1 billion chinese and indians each.
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>>64910520
a normie on my 4chan? REEEEEEEEE!!
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Someone post Kate Upton close up it's fucking horrific
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>>64907183
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>>64905520
link to the uncensored?
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>>64911849
>>>/gif/7964279
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>>64911981
thanks but no thanks
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>>64912014
wrong link sorry
>>>/gif/7920274
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>>64908703
>Occam's razor
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>>64912251
this
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>>64912251
>>64912480
>no rebuttal and samefaggin
LMAOing @ ur life xDD u so fucking mad after getting rekt u have to insut #LOL
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>>64912653
occams razor is gay and so are you fagboi
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>>64912692
>still no rebuttal
>still this mad
you got fuckin rekt kiddo gg no re
pass the salt I'm eating popcorn watching u getting told XDDD
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>>64913084
This is so dumb, but it made me kek.
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>>64906069
>not realizing a human body doesn't normally look like a porn stars body
you could say that in the 90s era of Jenna Jameson, Pam Anderson etc

now you're just being a cliche, most porn actresses are just average looking girls who might exercise twice a week. Men have far greater variations in enjoyment of women's bodies.

but that's still "unrealistic manchildren fantasies of virgin wanks opressing women" or whatever
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>>64910908
height?
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>>64915122
6.1"
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>>64915122
5'6
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>>64915564
>>64916295
kek
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