>Oscar news in Australia
>Dude Australians dude Australians dude Australians dude Australians dude Australians dude Cate Blanchett
Also I just watched that fat bitch Angela Bishop's completely pre edited package and she said that Leo was up against Redmayne, Cranston and Damon. She literally left off an entire candidate.
Also she interviewed the cinematographer of Mad Max and he said that the ten nominations is probably more than Australians have ever got in history combined.
Umm between Blanchett, Kidman and Ledger they already have more than ten.
>giving a shit about the Oscars
>giving a shit about the Oscars, in Australia
>>64897316
>watching commercial TV in Australia
Have You Been Paying Attention? Is pretty much the only worthwhile show on a commercial network, and even then only when the guests aren't cringeworthy and they just shit on everything.
Angela Bishop also referred to Bowie's family as The Bowies even though Bowie is a stage name.
She's a fucking idiot.
>>64897316
>watching commercial TV in Australia
>>64897316
>you're just mad because her mum gets to use a government helicopter any time she wants.
>>64897701
That show is fucking shithouse mate, I'd rather watch spicks and specks repeats than that rot.
>>64897421
REBECCA GIBNEY? GET FUCKED CUNT!
>watching aussie commercial television
How braindead do you have to be to enjoy that kind of shit?
Our country see's and hears the Murdoch agenda, nothing of worth can be gained from even watching the news (barring SBS and maybe ABC).
>SBS trying to make an endearing good family sitcom
>Nine trying to make an endearing lebo family sitcom
>mfw cats that make you lol is on
>>64898048
Gook*
Fucking slope head phone correcting me.
>>64898072
>chloe b and angela white
Nice mate.
>Breaking news: A nuclear weapon has killed half of the world's population including three Australians.
>We now focus on those three Australians.
>meanwhile... in Australia
i hate the fucking aussie patriotism. its borderline fascism. and every fucking aussie is a normie. and we're a police state. god i hate this fucking country
>>64898252
Fucking kek. First noticed that after Bali bombings which I guess admittedly might be our most 'targetted' terror attack
>>64897421
Prime gibney is my mommyfu
>>64898072
>Chloe B will never take a cock on camera
feels bad, bro
>>64898428
Why dont you fuck off thenlike i did
>>64897316
>Watching Australian tv at all
>>64898072
>Angela White has moved onto interracial
;_; whyyyyyy
>>64900082
How do you do it?
>>64900337
It's the natural progression of slut on camera as their profile becomes larger and they are able to demand more money for acts seen as niche.
>>64897990
RAPE DUNGEON
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>>64898428
>not loving your country
it's treason then
>>64898019
>Our country see's and hears the Murdoch agenda, nothing of worth can be gained from even watching the news (barring SBS and maybe ABC).
>maybe ABC
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/nbn/former-abc-journalist-claims-the-public-broadcaster-gagged-him-to-not-to-upset-malcolm-turnbull/news-story/199375243b7f530ef12dbea7c3a41d2c
>>64900082
>>64900415
Seconding
>>64900082
>>64900415
>>64901006
Thirding.
>>64901363
BrisBANE?
>>64901363
I'm >>64901006 and I'm in Adelaide
>>64901363
I'm >>64901018 and I'm in Melbourne
>tfw I shitpost like I'm aussie but I actually have lived my whole life inNamibia
And I do that in at least 5 boards daily :^)
Who /pang/ here?
>tfw no more Burt Reynolds autobiography excerpts
>>64897316
This whole thing is because of our country's massive inferiority complex and it works because it is part of at least two news headlines every night. "No Australians were killed" pretty much ends most reports.
>>64901612
>>64901694
Not him but guessing you can pick up a job overseas? Heaps of teachers are picking up work in England due to shortages.
HOW COME NONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS TOLD ME WE HAD A FOOD CHANNEL NOW
I'm disappointed it's not airing Iron Chef 24/7, but it's a start
>>64897748
There are better Australian Angelas, if you catch my drift....
>>64901949
Good Eats is good shit
>>64897748
hahahah what a fucking tool
>>64897316
>SBS
>The Oscars are RACIST
>Also here's a non-white second generation migrant minor celebrity, pretty cool HUH?
Reminder this is a real show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZr7gMG13wQ
Unrelated, everything Paul fenech made is shit
>>64902326
>everything Paul fenech made is shit
m8
Top kek who the fuck even watches TV anymore?
Last time I remember watching TV was when I was like 13 and watched the movies that they showed on Fridays and Saturdays at Channel 10 or Nine
>>64897316
>This list details Australian people working in the film industry who have been nominated for, or won, Academy Awards (also known as Oscars). These awards honour outstanding achievements in theatrically released motion pictures and were first presented by the United States Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) in 1929. As of 2014, a total of 47 awards from 142 nominations have been won by Australians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_Academy_Award_winners_and_nominees
What the fuck lmao
>watching Australian TV
I stopped a decade ago when we got Foxtel. The Australian TV industry has produced one, maybe two worthwhile shows.
>cultural cringe: the thread
you people are pathetic
>>64902489
>Foxtel
>implying Murdoch isn't driving free television to shit so you'll pay him monthly instead
>>64902551
aye mate thems fighting words
>>64902489
>Foxtel
Just as bad tb͏h
>>64898428
>fascism
>bad
>>64900792
>murdoch agenda
>different from the turnbull agenda
>>64902489
>Foxtel
Grossly overpriced garbage. If they didn't have a monpoly on live sports I wouldn't go near them. I only have an active foxtel account through the footy season.
>>64902376
The first few seasons of Pizza were his only good contributions to TV, he literally ran out of ideas after that and decided that he would milk SBS by continuing Pizza and writing episodes based overseas so he could go for a free holiday.
He has continued to do this shit every since, the first couple episodes of Housos was actually alright, it reminded me of early Pizza. But then Paul wanted to go on a holiday and wrote some dog shit episodes so he could go to Thailand
>>64898428
I'm australian and not a normie.
Fuck you
>>64900565
Shut up bogan.
Patriotism is just loyalty to a piece of real esistate.
AUSTRALIAN STATE POWER RANKINGS
ELDER GOD TIER
Melbourne
SHIT TIER
Everything else (except sydney)
ANUS CANCER TIER
Sydney
>>64905109
Sydney is great, tho. You cunts are just jealous
>>64905148
>lebos
yeah sure sounds great
>>64900082
fifthing
>>64905148
sydney is literally fucking worse than anything in NT you buttfucking gaylord faggot
>>64897701
If you're still watching tv in this country at this point, there is something wrong with you.
>>64904589
Here's the (you)
>>64905610
kys paul
>>64905627
The only person who finds pizza less funny than housos is every single dumb fuck probably not even born before 98
Triangle is a good movie, it has Melissa George running around with boobs bouncing and high test /fit/ legs.
>>64905738
I never said Pizza was less funny than Housos, I said Pizza was only good for a few season before Paul Fenech started to milk it to get free holidays.
The entire Housos series only has like 3 good episodes that arent total rehashes of Pizza anyway
Sleek the Elite is best Pizza era, but still even later Pizza id better than Housos.
>>64905109
...but those arent states.
>>64905109
>>64905893
kek what a fucking drongo
>>64905927
No you're a fucking drongo you cunt. I hope your whole family dies you fucking faggot piece of shit.
>>64906018
fucking angry lebo faggot get out
>>64906047
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us all your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who frequent /r/australia, from which they base their entire political viewpoints around
Seriously, fuck off. The Greens aren't all that.
>>64906062
holy shit step out of the closet and move to sydney you disgusting faggot wanting other guys to pull their pants down sick faggot
>>64906095
kys Saxon
The thing I hate most about Australia is the fact that everyone here seems to be such great snit posters but I'll they're all autistic faggots.
Have you ever heard an autistic faggot with an Australian accent? Makes you want to fucking blow your brains out.
>>64906163
>snit posters
>>64902438
Takes me back
>Harry Potter would be on every 1 month
>>64906163
>but I'll they're all autistic
>>64905109
Atleast brisbane feels fucking genuine not fake
>>64906186
Autocorrect is a bitch.
My bad.
You get my point, though. I've met the type of people that are avid shitposters and they always seem to be cowering beta faggots.
Aussies are so stupid that they made me proud to be a kiwi.
>>64899901
>It's a Lisa McCune doing "serious" acting episode
>>64905109
Melbourne is for faggots and hipsters
Tassie has the best weed tho
>>64906095
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who frequent /r/australia, from which they base their entire political viewpoints around
Then why isn't everyone sucking off the Labor party? At least shitpost correctly m80
>>64906163
So does that mean all aussie /r9k/ anons are massive chads?
>>64906436
looks like an inverted nip
>>64906449
>Tassie
Legit thought about moving there, is it actually livable job/housing/cost of living wise?
>>64906566
the meme state doesnt even have a footy team
>>64906566
its cold as fuck and unemployment is high
>>64906691
>its cold as fuck
Suits me
>unemployment is high
Fuck, even in the engineering field?
>people suggesting I move to canberra to pursue my career
>they say it's the number 1 best place to live!
yes and then blow my brains out from sheer boredom
>>64906726
maybe if your professional you might get lucky
>>64906726
why the fuck would you move to tasmania if you're an engineer? I fucking forget that place exists half the time
>>64906868
What makes anywhere else any less boring?
>>64906868
but the porn and fireworks!
>>64906985
At least Perth has...
Well it's got the thing, that green thing
And that Fringe Festival shit
>>64907127
>Forgetting about the glorious bell tower.
>>64907127
>>64907390
and shit drivers and road rage!
>>64907390
>>Forgetting about the glorious bell tower.
its an Australian icon, even though the bells are british
>>64908733
A lot of Australian stuff is Britbong yet ausfags absolutely hate to admit it or just ignore it
It's funny
