What the fuck happened to Mark Hamill?
CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>64890823
car crash
got old
JUST
and now un-JUST
>>64890823
It's called aging. Heard of it?
>>64890882
this anon is right, before disney got the original cast back for TFA hamill was looking MUCH worse
>>64890823
Considering how long it's been and everything, he looks pretty good.
>>64890898
whatever you gotta tell yourself, Mark
>>64890923
Disney literally saved his life.
>>64890823
Got a cushy job being a pretty iconic voice actor for 30 years.
No reason to keep fit if you can earn your living in your boxers.
>>64890823
Weed.
>>64890823
About 40 years.
>>64890974
You're probably right.
Ford wasn't doing to hot either.
>>64890823
he looks pimpy with coat on his shoulders
He took an online PUA course.
Aging anon
>tfw I'm gonna be bald at that age.
He cleaned up.
Three years ago he looked like someone's creepy uncle, and weighed about 30 pounds more.
>>64890871
>in two
>>64890823
>>64891159
just get hair plugs and hair coloring like mark did
>"HEY KIDS, ITS ME. LUKE SKYWALKER."
>>64891209
Techincally he Un-JUSTED himself, as >>64891167 mentioned.
,
>>64890823
He got old, then fat, then healthy. The first two will happen to you.
>>64891270
Force Awakened. I'm proud of him. =*)
>>64890823
He looks like Oliver Reed now
Let's get this shit started.
>>64890823
Can you imagine going from obscure, typecast, washed up hack to instant A-list after a 30 second scene with no dialogue?
>you will never go back in time and prevent Mark from being in that car crash
>>64891423
Yes but what has that got to do with Hamill?
>>64891397
He is so fucking hot again. He's too handsome and dashing to be playing a Jedi beige monk
>>64891477
It's the trajectory of his life.
It will make Mickey Rourke's return to stardom look weak.
He was paid more for a cameo than the rest of his life's work combined, and he's probably force choking pussy all over the Milky Way galaxy now.
>>64890823
>Star Wars was 39 years ago
Also car accident after the first film fucked his face over before going through some serious surgery. That's why they did the wampa attack in ESB to work with it.
But how does he switch between handsome and hideous so effortlessly? Is it the beard?
>>64891455
If we can use meme magic to crash planes and kill celebrities, we can learn to time travel.
>>64890823
he aged, like everyone does you stupid fuck
>>64891532
But he wasn't washed up nor was he obscure. He was a pretty succesful voice actor. Sure, it isn't A-list but it's not bad either.
>>64891610
Make up nigga
>OP's thinks Mark Hamill at 65 looks bad
He unjusted himself in a godlike way
>>64891610
probably disney got him a personal trainer and someone who picks his attire for him
>>64891610
>2014
That was way before Disney money readJUSTed him.
>>64891736
Vigorous pointing can do that to a man.
>>64891610
why, mark? you're back in star wars now. you're better than this.
>>64890937
manlet spotted
>>64891773
He still didn't look good in 2015.
He went from a cute twink to an awesome old man.
>>64890823
>appears in New star wars movie
>Still hasn't wielded a lightsaber on film since playing Cock Knocker in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
>>64891270
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
>>64891397
> you will never have a beautiful family and make them happy
>>64891840
I don't get why people use Trickster as proof of that. He's suppose to look like a loser, so make up/hair and pathetic face expressions.
He was fine in the TFA movie and even better at the premier.
>>64890823
Fuck, ANH Luke was bonerrific.
>>64891786
he played the trickster in the older flash show, so he's just reprising his role
he probably wanted to do this
>>64891592
SCARS ARE BAD ASS THOUGH, THEY COULD HAVE WRITTEN IT INTO THE STORY.
>>64891397
>dat hairline is higher then the death rate in detroit
Pointing thread?
>>64891397
Looks like Ewan McGregor
>>64892237
P O T T E R Y
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Not to sound like a fag or something, but young Mark was handsome as fuck.
>>64892366
*cute
fag confirmed
>>64891397
would do anything to gf his daughter
>>64892366
Nothing gay about appreciating the objective beauty of a 10/10 twink.
>>64891455
A friend told me that the surgeon that fixed his face was jealous of him and purposefully fucked up his face a little.
>>64892439
i think the scar is kinda cool though, the fact that its between movies make it seem like he's seen some shit
>>64892439
"a friend"
stop there
>>64892366
There's nothing gay about finding prime Mark cute.
>>64892228
>>64892534
This just makes me think of the part where he's in the stormtrooper uniform and Leia makes fun of him for being a manlet and his initial reaction before taking the helmet off looks exactly like a confused dog.
>>64891455
I wish to protect Hamill ;_;
>>64892584
>YOU'RE A LIL SHURT 4 A STURM TROOPER!!!
this is why I hate leia
>>64892584
>tilts his head when he first sees her
>goes "huh??" when she calls him short
Fucking adorable.
>>64892627
>hating leia for something that small
She might not be best twin but she's alright.
>>64892627
Big words for a puny womanlet like Leia
>>64892534
>young
>handsome as fuck
>starred in one of the biggest movie's of his generation
How much pussy was Mark swimming in after A New Hope was released?
>>64892684
femlet*
>>64892722
>How much pussy was Mark swimming in after A New Hope was released?
All of it.
>>64892668
No, shes a complete bitch and she ruined the OT for me, she fucked up Han's character too with their shitty love story
>>64892722
>implying he wasn't pure and loyal to his qt wife
>>64892722
Only his wife's because he is pure.
>>64892761
didnt all the cast members fuck carrie fischer?
>>64892722
>>64892761
None, he's pure
>>64892762
Han fucked up his own story by turning into comic relief background noise with a love interest from TESB on
>>64891270
for some reason I see dan harmon in this pic
>>64892800
leia had a part in it.
>>64892762
Female slashfic author detected
>>64892785
No, Ford did and some other background dudes.
>>64891023
Ford should have died 15 years ago. It's pathetic. My (male) co-worker was trying to say he was still handsome and I could hear his voice straining as he eked out his miserable self-assurances.
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
>Stormtrooper: Sex! I want to have sex with you!
>Luke: But...we're both guys, how can we have sex then?
>>64892890
but he looked fine in force awakens
>>64892856
Not a female or a fanfiction fag, I just hate the shitty OT plot. Don't let me trigger you, neckbeard.
>>64892800
Anyone else think Han was endearing in ROTJ? Or is everyone put off by him being comic relief?
>>64892890
He's not bad for a SEVENTY YEAR OLD
>>64892931
Not that guy, but I cringed any time Ford moved because it looked like it was extremely painful and that he was about to keel over any minute.
>>64892970
Nope, total putoff
>>64892894
>dat clueless Luke
Hnnnng 10/10 would rape
>>64893028
He was cute in it dammit
CUTE!
>>64892173
I think there should be some leeway for hairlines when you're in your mid 60's.
>>64892874
harrison really looks like he doesn't want to be there, I guess it makes sense I heard he is super socially awkward
>>64892970
I'm pretty neutral to Han in anything but ANH but he had his moments.
>>64893147
It's actually kind of endearing that he's an awkward introvert even if it makes him come across as a joyless asshole sometimes.
>>64893161
i bet he's as skinny as the princess under that shirt
>>64892894
More lewd please.
>>64893184
>>64893184
>tfw Harrison has to get high/drunk before he goes on talk shows
Pretty sure he's stoned out of his mind every time he's on Conan.
Shota Luke
>>64893211
>>64893279
>>tfw Harrison has to get high/drunk before he goes on talk shows
Is that true? I can't imagine having to do that for almost forty years.
>>64893285
Shota Han
>>64893274
Why didn't the aliens like him?
>>64893308
He's on something...
>>64893315
He got old. Genius, I know. But it's the truth.
>>64893274
>"he doesn't like you"
>not liking cute Luke
Is testicle face and the other guy the biggest faggots in SW?
>>64893274
>I love your hair! Where do you get it done?
>>64893332
2pretty4them
>>64892894
>INT. A cell
>Luke: My..my friends will be here any minute. *blushes*
>Stormtrooper: Then hope they won't see your boner.
>Luke: *blushes* W..what must I do now?
>Stormtrooper: Did you ever touch your dick before? You have a cute one.
>Luke: Touched..it..? Yeah, sure. When I shower and when I pee...
>Stormtrooper: No, I mean like this.
>Luke: Ah...ahh...no. What are you doing? Whoah...
>Stormtrooper: Want me to stop?
>Luke: No...hnggh...
>Stormtrooper: Turn around. I wanna see your butt.
>Luke: But...I'm too shy...
>Stormtrooper: Don't worry, I've seen a lot of butts. Not a single one as cute as yours though.
>Luke: Y..you think my butt is cute?
What did he mean by this?
>>64893372
>yfw Hamill will be the next one to die
>>64893554
Yoda's cane wouldn't fit
>>64892941
>telling people not to be triggered while being triggered by OT
OH THE IRONING
>>64893601
We don't need that kind of negativity here
>>64893315
Those are the eyes of a man who can destroy a pussy by just looking at a woman.
>>64893633
>>64892832
This is so lewd
There's no way Hamill never sucked dick in his youth
>>64890823
He got older
he went from hopeful young hero to badass sage
he looks even cooler now
>>64892439
It was a long time ago. The medical technology was not what it is today.
>>64893677
He looks like an awkward dork. Actually, he looks kind of like Adam Driver. Meanwhile Mark looks like a gay pedophile's wet dream.
>>64891397
Luke confirmed lovechild of obiwan and padme
The better question is what happened to Luke. He was supposed to be 20 in ANH and 50 in TFA. I don't think that's a believable difference. It's even less believable than Obi-Wan's 20 year difference between RotS and ANH, and they completely recasted Obi-Wan.
>>64893315
>>64893285
Where is Loli Carrie?
>>64890823
You are fucking retarded. That is a very sexy man for bring fucking 70 years old.
>>64893817
Alec guineas was like 3 years older than obi was supposed to be.
>>64890823
he aged into a badass 70 year old over the course of 39 years? duh
>>64893805
I bet Vader, even in his dying moments, thought it was adorable that his small son had to resort to dragging him.
>>64893817
Training Han's shitty child was hard on him.
>>64890823
Looks better than he did in the originals. The ultimate unjust
>Ford: Wtf is this shit? What am I doing with my life?
>Fisher and Hamill: OMG CHOCOLATE!!! :)))
40 years can be both a brief time and yet, a long time
>>64893954
>gets too worked up and hurts himself
Was he autistic?
>>64892471
>size matters not
>"touches skywalker"
>look at me...
what did he mean by this?
>>64893332
>>64893391
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QErMa8MOF7g
>>64893954
C-cute!
>>64892890
You must be so handsome.. Right anon?. You sure must be an example of human physique
>>64893992
No, he's just adorably clumsy. Anakin was autistic.
>>64891270
I don't know. Current Hamill is definitely a good looking man especially for his age but fat Hamill was kinda cute too. The kind of guy you'd cuddle with on a stormy night, like a teddy bear.
>>64892890
Hi there landwhale.
>>64892890
Naw man he looks good for a 70 year old. Mark looks cooler with his beard though.
I hope people don't seriously bring up the car crash. Hamill ended up completely fine in the end, and all he had was a broken nose that had to be repaired with bone fragments from his ear.
>>64894117
I hate it when these autistic fucks bring it up
Luke in his cute Han jr outfit.
>>64894117
His cheeks are clearly fucked up and his left eye was permanently droopy afterwards.
Watch the SW Christmas special and you'll see it's much worse than Hamill keeps insisting.
>>64894175
Why didn't they let him wear something like that all the time
>>64894117
>>64894168
>he hasn't seen the Star Wars Christmas movie
>>64894208
>Watch the SW Christmas special
Isn't that the one that's universally agreed upon to be the worst thing ever recorded on film
>>64894250
Yes, and Mark looks terrible in it because it was made right after his crash.
>>64894168
>Harrison already tired of being a part of Star Wars
>>64894175
>>64894211
Best Luke.
>>64894290
>>64894211
It looks good, but it doesn't really fit Luke imo. I do like the implication that he took fashion advice from Han though.
>>64894019
He knows all your sick fetishes.
He is a fanboy after all.
Is Mark Hamill truly, one of us?
>>64894336
>that shadowy stoic rapeface
>>64894336
Han likes what he sees.
>>64892704
Whoa, never noticed Mario's dad to the right of C3PO until now.
>>64894450
>>64894379
>I do like the implication that he took Han's clothes after he spent the night getting pounded by him though
ftfy
>>64894411
Why does he look so feminine and soft in all the ANH promotional photoshoots? The pose + the teasing peek down his robes the kind of thing you'd expect to see for a female lead.
>ywn fuck episode IV carrie in the ass
Why live
>>64894528
She's got a hideous face and probably has all sorts of STD's
>>64893147
it's weird because I always got the impression that ford was this super-suave, smooth as fuck ladies man type before frequenting /tv/. it's funny how his appearance is so different to how he's perceived.
>>64894492
Aww.
>>64894561
Who didnt in the 70s? It would be worth the ride
>>64894569
I really appreciate the fact that Mark doesn't even look like he knows what the fuck he's going for in this picture.
>>64894566
the only time that autistic fuck is smooth is when he wants the pussy
>>64894502
>5'6
>130 pounds
>character was written to be a 16 year old girl at first
They made the right decision in marketing him as a femboy.
>>64894492
>they will never fuck
>>64894569
This is the gayest shirt I've ever seen.
>>64894665
>be shorter and skinnier than Hamill
>everyone refers to Luke as a twink
What does this say about me? Why live?
>>64894566
>>64894617
Is he legitimately autistic? I don't know much about him. Where does this reputation come from?
>>64894710
interesting... so how would you rate your face out of 10?
He turned into Hegelian-Marxist-Lacanian philosopher
>>64894782
Ew, not even close. Kill yourself.
Did they fuck?
>>64894737
His reputation comes from him being a total chick magnet when he was younger but he was always autistic in interviews and never seemed to smile in photos, he still acts autistic to this day and its much more noticeable now his good looks doesn't cover his autism up.
>>64890823
40 years of aging does that to damn near everyone!
>>64894828
Now everyone just interprets it as DUDE BITTER OLD MAN LMAO
>>64894710
>What does this say about me?
It says men and women want to fuck your boypussy, anon.
>>64894824
Obviously.
>>64894569
looks like it should be on the cover of playgirl magazine...
Seriously what was the point of this? He's not even in a movie costume
>>64894772
Not near as cute as Luke's
>>64894874
That isn't a good thing to me, anon
>>64894924
I guess it was the 70-80's and this wasn't seen as blatantly homosexual.
>>64894924
Mark commented on it recently, said something about the pants being really lewd and how the pic wasn't meant for people to see or something.
>>64894706
>>64894924
Someone asked him about it on Twitter not that long ago.
He said that a jacket with corresponding rips was supposed to be worn on top of that so it looks like he's not wearing anything underneath it.>not appreciating his delicious & qt skin regardless of how silly it looks
>>64895003
>>64894569
These v-neck Lukes.
Anyone else cringe at how he took off the hood of his robe?
>>64895003
Farm boy twink vibes are off the charts
>>64894931
>That isn't a good thing to me, anon
Well I'm sorry anon, but I'm afraid that's your lot in life. Tiny twinks were put on this earth to take dick.
>>64895067
This is like the only picture where Harrison Ford is actually attractive to me for some reason.
>>64894569
>>64895003
>all these plunging necklines
>yet no nip slips
Fucking tease.
>>64895104
I guess I'll have to learn to deal with it...
>>64895115
His masculine features aren't as prominent.
>>64895067
golem get ye gone
>>64895190
>his little dainty legs
Oh gosh
>>64895190
Like a ballerina
>>64895221
I feel compelled to pull that strap running down his back so he's pressed right against my body. He's so small that his ass wouldn't even reach my dick, so I'd have to lift him up and sit him on my lap.
Goddammit /tv/ has ruined me.
>>64895332
W-what is Yoda doing with that piece of wood? Why does he look like a sexual predator?
>>64895337
/tv/ didn't ruin you, being a faggot ruined you
>>64895166
Here, have a webm.
>>64895390
I never had lewd thoughts about Luke before, but now I want to brutally defile him.
>>64895401
Thanks, anon
>>64895390
Straight guys liking Luke isn't gay.
He's so pretty
>>64895337
Anon stop he's supposed to be pure
>>64895480
Luke is the definition of a fuckboy. If you wouldn't let him suck your dick, you might be gay.
>>64895431
This is very true. I never considered Luke in these ways before.
>>64895478
This is so FUCKING cute that it makes me want to punch strangers.
>>64895480
>>64895506
This was post crash right?
Reminder that this is how Mark responded when asked if Luke was bi
He'd ride your dick as pretty as you please anon
