What's the worst movie ever made? I don't mean shit like the bottom 100 on imdb, I mean the actual worst, below the bottom of the barrel, garbage that most people don't know about.
>>64863635
You already won, Op
>>64863635
>batman
>anaconda
> worst movies ever
Is this a thread where we circle jerk wrong opinion by some random youtube person?
Hobgoblins and Manos at least have MST3K to help.
>Wild wild west
Glad to see others agree... I never enjoyed that movie.
>>64863690
>Implying any of those are as bad as any of Video Brinquedo's "animated" shitshows
>>64864014
I assume it has the badness has to be in relation to the budget
This should be on that list too
The original Alien 2
I think putting Salma Hayek in a corset automatically disqualifies a movie from this list tb
>>64863635
Son of the mask.
Ax 'Em
if you haven't heard of it, look it up. it's the fucking pits.
could there be something so bad that it's never seen the light of day?
>>64863635
Batman DKR
Nolan was lost without joker
>Roth, Depardieu and Sam Neill
>1 on metacritic
>portrays blatter as a good guy and it was released during the FIFA corruption scandal
>Frederic Auburtin’s £17m drama made just $918 from 10 cinemas last weekend and has now been pulled from screens by its distributor
lowest grossing film in US history
I won
I remember thinking that Movie 43 was probably the worst thing I've ever seen when I saw it
>calling Arnei bad
>>64868221
it's not very ICE of them
>>64863635
Blackhat and the new Spiderman 2 were definitely two of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. There was simply zero enjoyment from start to finish, it was just pure unadultered disgust.
Escape from LA was completely retarded but I loved it
>call me snake
>Hey kid, you liked that disney movie Up right? Well so did we, so we made this. It's kinda like Up... if you're retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgC7_UH5P8I
>>64867997
That movie was actually really good but people let theie bias towards FIFA blind them.
Pic related. Even as a kid I knew this movie was trash
I legit loved 3 Ninjas growing up though
>>64871262
But they are b-grade movies so its expected.Other example is Transmorphers.
>>64864585
Still better than Alien 3 I bet
>>64863635
Super mario bros and 3 ninjas aren't even bad you faggot
> No Samurai Cop
> No Elves
> No Hard Ticket to Hawaii
You don't exist in bad-core at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKpwTWeZ8Lg
These movies are intentionally bad though
>>64872431
Not at all
>Battlefield Earth
>Blair Witch 2
>Mario Bros
>Anaconda
>Jaws the Revenge
>Wild Wild West
They all had the intention of being big hits. Nintendo put a lot into Mario Bros
Also Alien 3 and Resurrection should be listed
>>64872320
Samurai Cop looks amazing.
I must watch it
>>64867390
Roger Corman's Fantastic 4 was supposedly that bad but it's actually the best Fantastic 4 movie.
>>64872595
A sequel recently came out with Tommy Wiseau as a bad guy.
It's a movie that wholly unenjoyable for any single human being. The fact that this movie probably made people shun the book and not read it might be the worst part about it. I've actually never seen anyone else on /tv/ talk about it, I can only assume thats because no one can sit thru it the full 3 hours
Coster was and always will be a hack
>>64867997
Holy shit, Malick and Lynch have made movies for under 5 million
>>64863635
>Foodfight
>Cool Cat
watched both this week desu
>>64872550
Don't forget The Room. Tommy Wiseau though it was the pinnacle of filmmaking and even tried to send it to the Academy Awards.
The list definitely needs to be updated, iirc it's from 2013
>>64864585
I'm going to go to bat for the dreamlike feel of this
>>64872651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=996zhYei9Xw
>He is our antichrist
>Starring Bai Ling and Kayden Kross
>>64863635
the thin red line
>>64872893
Back when Peter Jackson made meme movies
>>64863635
>Batman and Robin
It was all fucking point of it though
It was campy take on Batman go read the comics from 60s and watch Adam West Batman and it opens to you, the movie is absolutely brilliant.
>>64863635
>Problem Child 2
>not Problem Child 2
>none of the Home Alones after 3
>none of the Anaconda sequels
>none of the 3 Ninjas Sequels
got some work to do senpai
>>64872983
>not Problem Child 3
ftfm
>>64872963
This, no one gets this. Shumacher has stated this hundreds of times. It did what it set out to do perfectly
>>64872963
I think anyone with a gram of brain agrees with you.
For some reason people want to hate it without thinking of a reason why.Part of it are youtube celebs that constantly parrot how bad it is like a fucking bible.
Similar thing happens to TopGun and its status for gay movie when the screenwriter went on record and said those half naked scenes are there the attract female audience.
Im sometimes sick of stupid people.
every single Fast and Furious movie
theyre fucking awful, and I can literally feel myself getting dumber every time I see themmy roommate watches them
>>64863635
>no return of the jedi
>>64867390
>it's not al anymore! it's dunk!
>>64873158
oh come one the first one is more than ok.
If you dont like cars thats ok,some guys dont but the first one is a good movie.
>>64873158
They're cheesy yes but they're not at this level
>>64867390
The Day the Clown Cried
>>64863635
Freddy got fingered is great
>>64872550
>Alien 3
>bad
Here's a trailer that will consume four minutes of your life:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouzCGdvi6Q
R.O.T.O.R. is one of the most boring slogs i've ever seen
>>64873999
That's because memelords take Roger Ebert to heart. North is also great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydk8OkN8frc
If you watch this you agree that it is the worst movie ever made.
This film has split opinion between so bad and absolute Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXYk3HBrqZE
>57 replies
>No Ishtar
>>64877518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q
>>64872112
>Alien 3 is bad
Back to Reddit you go
>>64863635
The Amazing Bulk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk
>>64863635
>Postal
>Freddy Got Fingered
>Bad
Someone has no sense of humor.
>>64863635
Komodo vs Cobra
>>64877792
Friend tried to have us watch this at his birthday one year, in middle school.
Couldnt get past how shitty the boxart was, never watched it.
>>64872671
Costner should stick to baseball movies
>>64863635
Some people will say Fant4stic, but the truth is that other than the shitty ending is by no means worse than the average Marvel movie. In fact, Id say its actually better than the average Marvel movie.
>>64872671
I like this movie, and I also like mario bros.
>>64864153
Are you implying that Chop Kick Panda isn't the best thing ever,
This movie is possible the worst thing to hit cinemas for at least a decade after its release.
>>64863635
>no Home Alone 3 and 4
Book of Shadows was actually awesome.
>>64879014
SOMEBODY
>>64879014
WRONG AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER
Movie 43, because presumably everyone who was even a tiny part of it knew exactly what a piece of shit they were making but went along with it anyway for easy cash.
Worst movie ever made is Amityville 3D no contest
>not enjoying Batman, Battlefield Earth and Mario Bros
>>64863635
If only you all knew.247° comes screeching in for a close second place, though.
Pluto Nash
Where is Troll 2?
>>64879712
I know people are lazy but you could at least read OP
How the fuck did this get made?
>>64873158
>>64879014
ITT: The no fun police
>>64863635
>anaconda
>bad
Wanna fight?
>>64863635
I remember watching Anaconda in theaters when I was little. That was a while ago.
I remember enjoying the fuck out of the Wild, Wild West, Batman & Robin, and Super Mario Bros. too. I should watch that last one again at least, it's been a minute.
Also the girl on the Hobgoblins poster is fucking hot, christ.
>>64879748
Troll 2 isn't in the bottom 100.
I read it faggot.
It's pretty terrible. I was surprised no one mentioned it.
anybody seen Catman?
>implying you can beat european rip-offs of pixar movies
They're not even technically movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSlHy1_ulvA
>>64879014
Fuck you, this movie is good.
>>64863635
I enjoyed half of those movies back in the day
I don't even care if I'm a pleb desu lads
>>64879875
Next time look at the pictures. it's hard to use mouse over but you can do it
That awful movie with Matt Damon and some other dude drifting in the desert
Unwatchable
>>64879950
Fuck you faggot. Wanna fight about it?
I nominate this entire series.
>>64879378
There are like a dozen sequels after that.
>>64863635
your opinions are shit because you know shit from companies like Asylum are the worst things out there.
>>64877905
Your lost, that film is amazing.
>>64880017
Nah don't want to make you look like a retard a third time
>>64879565
Looks great
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sPj59_LV-QQ
>>64871262
this doesn't look so bad 2bphwy
>>64863635
>tfw having a B-Fest every New Years Eve with your best buddies
Some of our favorites include but are not limited to:
Dolomite
Disco Godfather
Death Spa
The Giant Claw
Future War
Flash Gordon
Samurai Cop
Hausu
Street Trash
Ratatoing
The Mighty Peking Man
Deadly Prey
The Room (obviously)
Troll 2 (obviously)
This Island Earth
Enjoy.
The answer is Ninjas vs Vampires. There are no redeeming qualities to the movie at all.
>>64879916
>>64879783
>>64880449
>ninjas
>no redeeming qualities
I'm afraid you're not manchild enough to post on my board.
>>64880546
You clearly haven't seen the movie.
>>64863635
I actually think anaconda 1, 2 and wild wild west are enjoyable.
![MV5BMjA5OTgyMzE0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDczNjg4MDE@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x0mhxQ3.jpg "MV5BMjA5OTgyMzE0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDczNjg4MDE@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_AL_[1].jpg")
>>64880079
>>64863635
>Wild Wild West
>bad
![220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2o7hbRm.jpg "220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover[1].jpg")
>Foodfight!
>US$ 45 million dollar budget vs US$ 70 thousand box office
>Charlie Sheen, Hillary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd
>>64872893
That movie is on purposely hilariously amateur though.
>>64881055
>$45 million grocery commercial
O i am laffin
>>64881055
I unironically like this movie.
>>64863635
>wild wild west
>bad
:^)
wild wild west! goddamn, they shilled the piss out of that fucker for ages when it came out on video
>>64880675
Exactly. Also the power rangers movie with blue ooze guy should be there
>>64881711
Ultimate pleb.
>>64881711
which one, can't really remember anything of the power rangers movie besides the scene where all red rangers are together
>>64881918
meant to put a ? instead of a comma there
Is this some kind of incredibly elaborate troll thread? Most of these movies are very solid.
>>64880079
If they are so bad then why Sharknado became an absolute hit?
>>64881918
one from 95
>>64882174
Because it was babby's first fun schlock film made to pander to normies who never watch them and thought it was a novel concept when it was so transparently forced
>using popularity as a gauge for quality
Mark of the pleb
>>64881180
it is unintentionally funny in many ways, in that respect it is good
some films are so bad you can't even laugh at them
although after an hour and a half of it your brain is pretty numb
>>64882409
>My sole opinion is above the opinion of thousand other people.
Stop being angry that your "patrician" movie did like crap.
>>64863635
>no neil breen
Wathced I Am Here..... Now, and I can tell you this man is a combination of Tommy Wiseau and David Lynch.
Fucking magnificently awful, bizarre shit.
Heres the one I wanna watch. Only place to get it is on his site for like 25 bucks though last time I checked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgQ34b96_U
penitentiary 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpVcQEZKvGA
>>64872320
>No Hard Ticket to Hawaii
As a disc golfer, this hits hard.
>>64863635
I never got the hate for Wild Wild West other than it took the title of a classic series.
The fights were great. The special effects were pretty impressive. Kevin Kline and Will Smith had good comedic chemistry. Fucking based Branaugh owned his role and ultimately the movie.
It just wasn't the pile of shit they critics insisted it was. Hell, it even aged pretty well.
>>64863635
Space Mutiny
>>64863635
Say what you want about the inaccuracy of the SMB movie, but the scene juggling they did in the climax was air fucking tight.
And it predated all that popular "gritty Mario" art by about ten years.I still like it.
>>64882748
>Kevin Kline is 68 years old
Soon.
I'm sorry but anaconda and congo should be in essential comfy core
>>64879014
Based Tom Waits cameo
>>64882938
One thing would've saved Congo, and that thing would've been Bruce Campbell turning out to be alive and helping save everyone.
The main character wanted to fuck the gorilla more anyway.
>>64882963
>cameo
It was a full blown supporing role.
>>64879014
Fuck you. That movie even managed to make Dane Cook almost funny.
>>64882796
you motherfucker, i'm actually watching that on MST3K as we speak
>>64863635
The Room truly is the worst.
>>64882639
>NO MORE BOOKS
Every time.
Closer to James Nguyen than Tommy Wiseau. His political statements are somehow even more hamfisted.
>>64883133
Breen's a contender, anon. Trust me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDF3cgCCUU
>>64883000
Yea that probably would of saved the movie is not having him die in the first 5 mins. Also nice trips
>>64883166
Breen barely even counts as a movie. It's not professionally done.
The Room is an actual, professional movie. Millions went into it. It was screened at film festivals.
>>64883182
That isn't to say it was horrible, though. Based Curry was goddamned hilarious, and I agree the whole thing was comfy as fuck. More Bruce and it would've been a 10
>>64863635
>birdemic
nigga, u won...
Southland tales?
>>64883237
The only difference between a Breen production and a Wiseau production is that Wiseau had the advantage of owning prime LA properties that earned him fuckloads of money and probably being an actual vampire.
>>64883237
>Breen
>not screening at festivals
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is another legendarily bad movie that hasn't come up yet. I watched it and I couldn't tell you what the fuck was going on.
Sort of updated the badcore image a bit, feel free to add more
>>64883420
Can you please add Jupiter Ascending to that list
thanks
>>64880079
Asylum isn't the worst. Hell this is pure perspective anyway, does random youtube shit count? Does other amateur stuff count? Is it only cinema releases? Can there be direct to VHS produced by any 'studio', what counts as a 'studio'?
Then you've got to quest do the really shit effects of decades ago against really shitty effects in the current era matter etc. Such a difficult thing to codify and then search through.
WHERE THE FUCK IS RHINESTONE?!
>>64883420
>the postman
>bad
the only thing wrong with it is how it glorifies mailmen. everything else is great
>>64863635
>>64883420
half of these movies arent that bad. they have genuinely entertaining moments (read: not post ironic meta "its bad so its good xD" humor).
or is that the point of the lists?
>>64883418
Oh Jesus it was so fucking bad.
Probably the only case where the Gameboy Advance game was better than the movie.
It was actually written well and everything.
>>64883513
It was basically just Kevin Costner jerking himself off.
Even fucking Ebert said it should've been called Dances With Himself.
Postman was another in a growing line of overlong Kevin Costner movies, so it got fucking destroyed just to get him off of his high horse.
>wild west west
kill yourselves
not only is that movie not bad but if it didn't exist the matrix would be shit
>>64883305
>probably being an actual vampire.
This.
When he "dies" it's gonna be in a badly written, hilariously clumsy way, and it's gonna be a closed casket funeral. Calling it now.
>>64883793
You're among friends, anon.
I rewatched it recently and I still don't get the hate.
Wild Wild West is a beloved childhood classic, like Jurassic Park III.
>>64883897
shit i'm watching it now, it's on max
live thread when?
>>64882511
Are you seriously trying to defend Sharknado with LOL JEALOUS HATERS FALL BACK right now?
>>64873051
It's tonally so different from the other films in the continuity (even somewhat Batman Forever, but more so the Tim Burton ones). Like who is it supposed to appeal to? Kids would like it, but most adults who enjoyed the other movies in the series are going to be like what the fuck. If it was a stand-alone parody or heavily stylised film then sure, and if you watch Batman and Robin now for shits and gigs it holds some worth, but in its context you can't say it was good.
A lot of people don't realise that Starship Troopers had sequels. They're both awful, but 3 really firmly dropped below the so-bad-it's-good line. It features the "Sky Admiral" of humanity who is also a pop star:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
>>64883580
It's kind of the point, like some of the movies are fun bad, but there's still no doubt that they're bad. Like, for example, no one is going to legitimately defend The Room as a good movie.
>>64884085
I love SS3
Its not a patch on 1 but its fun.
Unlike 2 which is just shit.
>>64882639
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwKPErsSt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dArXTZwfASM
>>64884085
>starship troopers has sequels
>number 3 is bad
>claims 3 is bad because of the song
>no mention of how bad 2 was
holy shit this is the least correct post ive seen in a long time
>>64884085
>i hate songs in movies
are you the retard who started the "teen spirit was the worst scene in pan" meme?
>>64884149
>The cleanse has begun!
>The primitive humans must continue to cleanse in order to survive as a species
Fuck, he's out for blood now.
Ok but
Neil Breen has been added, so has Burn Hollywood Burn the movie that ruined Alan Smithee for everyone, and Jupiter Ascending which has a poster that is so bad that you can barely read the name of the movie.
>>64884085
Speaking of sequels no one knew existed, has anyone seen pic related? How bad is it?
>>64884393
I have no idea why they didn't hire Stephen Sommers for League in favor of the director of Blade 1.
It was clear that they were going for a campy fantasy/horror period piece, and Sommers was absolutely their man.
Still would've infuriated Moorefags.
>>64884609
It's exactly as awful as you'd expect.
>>64884609
Is quite bad, but it's worth it to see Shatner not really try that hard and Mila Kunis actually kind of trying
>>64884149
>introduces himself twice in the same video
Oh come on, Wild Wild West isn't that bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAjPOpws0eE
>>64884609
Below average but not horrible
>>64884834
It got replaced with Burn Hollywood Burn.
>>64884834
top bantz
>>64868348
it's downright im-pole-ice
It took me awhile to wash the bad taste of this pile of shit out of my mouth.
Guy Pierce eventually reearned my respect.
I submit:
I Spit On Your Grave
>>64885134
Fuck you.
Jennifer's body.
It does have lesbian Megan Fox in it, but that's literally its only redeeming quality. I can find merit in any movie, but with this shit I just couldn't.
>>64872671
I like this film and don't understand why its so hated.
>>64880516
>pleb
actually patrician capeshit you fucking oxygen thief. its literally the only one.
>>64863635
I don't think it's fair to group movies that are merely "bad" with ones that are the absolute worst ever. Even Batman and Robin is not on the level of The Room, Troll 2, or Manos
>>64863635
I once took a bus trip with my school and they had 2 movies onVHS. One was an Olsen twins (?) movie where they go to Rome. It was by far the worst thing I have ever seen.
We ended up watching the second tape.
It was a how to quit smoking tape.
The Room is actually a hilariously good "bad" movie
Gets a bit tired 75% of the way through but I loved it.
>>64885191
not into feminist film?
go back to youtube IHE
Bloodrayne?
>>64880079
Asylum usually does it intentionally tho. Not to say they don't have a lot of bad ones, 2012 ice age was boring as fuck and bermuda tentacles is so bad you can clearly tell linda hamilton is drunk the whole way through, but sometimes they come up with a winner. I actually legit liked android cop.
My pick is days of darkness. Zombie movie with no actual zombies and most of it is people sitting around talking not to mention almost every zombie attack is entirely avoidable.
>>64872642
>we will never see a better ending than Reed's elongated hand waving as he and Sue drive away to their honeymoon
Neverending Story 3.
I caught the final 20 minutes on showtime or Starz or some shit. It was downright terrible complete with wack cartoon sound effects, the dragon thing getting turned into a bumbling moron and a young Jack Black antagonist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiiyFFZjq0Y
Anything by Troma Entertainment tbqh. No, they are not funny, no they are not so epic randomnly bad xD that they are good, they are just pure garbage.
>>64885518
I think you're missing the point
>>64885541
I don't think so, sport.
>>64884055
Why should you restrict yourself to a single style for an entire franchise?
needs more Uwe Boll and Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl
>>64885345
Luckily it heats back up at around 85%. I noticed that lag, too.
What's funny is that there are some surprisingly complex shots in The Room, like the beginning of the party scene.
>>64885517
I remember this fucking movie. I remember loving it as a kid because it wasn't as awful as Neverending Story 2, I recognized Jack Black from an awesomely bad Rutger Hauer vehicle, and I wanted to fuck the shit out of Bastion's sister.
>>64885562
Troma is supposed to be garbage, sparky. It's over the top sex and violence exploitation trash cinema and never claimed to be anything else.
>>64885541
He got the point. He just felt the point was made badly.
I agree with that. Modern Troma's fucking horrible. Poultrygeist wasn't worth watching at all. They couldn't even hire chicks with decent tits for the topless scenes.
>>64885618
Mission accomplished then.
>>64885649
You're not supposed to like Troma as anything but mindless trash. It's made specifically to gross out and offend.
>>64885649
>he didn't like Poultrygeist
I unironicallly love Postal
>I can't believe this fucking shit
>>64885257
Ever since Dances with Wolves, Kevin Costner got into a habit of doing 2 to 3 hour movies regardless of his own limited acting ability: Robin Hood, JFK, Wyatt Earp, Waterworld. There wasn't a single movie that didn't have a 2 hour and 10 minute minimum until fucking Dragonfly.
Pair that with his controversial starring role opposite Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard, which effectively helped ruin Houston's career and the general narcissism of the man himself off set.
By the time Postman came out with yet another 3 hour runtime, critics were completely sick of the bastard and took him down a notch.
>>64885909
It was the Pain and Gain of Uwe Boll movies. Played to the director's strengths and came out stronger as a result.
>>64864153
>brazilian counterfeit animated movies
>bad
that shit is gold man.
>>64881055
>The A.V. Club stated that "...the grotesque ugliness of the animation alone would be a deal-breaker even if the film weren't also glaringly inappropriate in its sexuality, nightmare-inducing in its animation, and filled with Nazi overtones and iconography even more egregiously unfit for children than the script's wall-to-wall gauntlet of crude double entendres and weird intimations of inter-species sex".
Top kek
>>64863635
>SMB Movie on the list
fuck you
The Pest
GOAT Good/badcore.
That fucking Alexander and the most horrible dreadful gay-ass whatever day Movie that came out a few years ago, that is seriously the worst fucking movie I've seen in my life.
>>64873188
>le return of the jedi is bad xD XD, look friends! im memeinng again on reddit!
>>64886521
Don't shit on the source material.
That shit's a powerful childhood memory.
I'd never watch the actual movie, though.
If badcore is movies that are bad but fun as fuck then RObo Giesha needs to be on that list
Same with ZOmbie Strippers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
how can you hate on this classic line
>>64885874
Other half-assed money laundering production companies do a better job at what Troma is inherently fucking bad at, and Poultrygeist was no exception.
I enjoy freddy got fingered unironically
>>64886637
I've never read the book, but from doing some research it's just some harmless 5-page poem for kids that doesn't exactly teach anything, it just puts things in perspective for kids.
That fucking movie is just offensive, the idea of the book is that the kid has a shitty day because the universe is conspiring against him, in the movie, he is like, the worst kid that's ever alive, fucker doesn't deserve the wonderful family he has, and yet he ruins their lives and they are ok with that, fuck that movie so much.
>>64886715
Hell, several critics have backpedaled on Freddy Got Fingered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Got_Fingered#Resurgence
>>64886521
The ultimate cut of alexander is much better than the theatrical version, but that said, is still an average movie.
>>64885266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9rBv4Dn3Bk
>This is patrician
>kill yourself
>>64886775
Jesus Christ, it's just Problem Child 4 then.
Fuck that noise.
>>64886799
He's talking about Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day.
>>64886811
The Spleen is how you do a fart joke right you sperg.
>>64886434
God this was so fucking awful.
>>64872904
>implying the hobbit trilogy isnt one of the biggest memes in film history
>>64886637
Way different story.
Basically the movie was the same magical wish shit that actually worked with Liar Liar, except in this case Alexander wished his family would have a day as shitty as his. Turned the kid into a massive cocksucker.
>>64887845
I remember before this movie came out, hearing the Director on C2C and how passionate and adamant he was going to bring SCIENCE back to science fiction. Like he was really hyped.
I suspected it was a load of bullshit, but holy fuck I had no idea how bonkers this movie is. It's got a bulshit-to-second ratio off the charts. You're constantly screaming at the screen. It's fucking great.
>>64863635
>Super Mario Bros.
>A bad movie
My inner 10 year old still thinks it's a misunderstood masterpiece.
Plus it's fun to watch with friends who also like Super Mario Bros.
>>64870426
The gang of plastic freaks stealing body parts to stay beautiful was the best part of the movie.
>My god, they're real.
>>64888050
> hearing the Director on C2C and how passionate and adamant he was going to bring SCIENCE back to science fiction
So Peter Molyneux directed it. That explains things.
>>64888050
What i remember the most about this film is when the lanky ass looking 'hacker' sort of whistles a paper into a phone and says something like 'now you can make calls for free' or some retarded shit like that
>>64872320
>Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Are you fucking kidding me? That movie is hailed as a B movie classic, fuck back to reddit letter media you prick
>>64888196
It's boondocks saintts
>>64888209
fucking hell
>>64870426
I loved it too.
>based basketball scene
>Che Guevara wannabe antagonist
>surfing with Peter Fonda
>Pam Grier as a tranny named fucking Hershey
>Steve Buscemi
>even more satire than last time
>the entire Surgeon General scene
>that cute fucking slav chick who died too soon
>hang gliding
Fuck me it was such a blast.
>>64873158
Those movies are great schlock you bitch
>>64888196
That was actually the most accurate thing about that pile of shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phreaking
>>64888379
well fuck me sideways
>>64885518
Toxic Avenger is great though fag
>>64883418
>>64883585
That's one of the few movies for which I can't come up with any redeeming value at all.
Not even "it's so bad, it's good" laughs.
I nominate this. I was livid after it ended. I should have written to the producers and everyone involved like I wanted to, demanding compensation for the 2 hours of my life spent in pain watching this, that I would never, ever get back.
>>64888658
And that's one of the better post-Waterboy Happy Madison movies.
>>64884570
Add Leprechaun 2 and Cool Cat Saves the Kids.
>>64881668
it was an actually enjoyable family film though
>>64882160
probably. buncha fedora-tipping ironifaggots
>>64863635
>What's the worst movie ever made? I don't mean shit like the bottom 100 on imdb
Hey you got that from that youtube guy.
>>64880329
Giant Claw and Deadly Prey are GOAT movies though.
>>64885046
>turn tv on
>this is on
>think it's only like half way
>suddenly he randomly gets into a fight with the main villian while exploring or some shit
>movie ends
It's like theres no build up at all
>>64870426
it was suppose to be a lampoon of the 80s action genre. it was successful at it. everyjoke from Kung Fury is from Escape from LA
These movies are the real patrician core.
