>*screen freezes*
>So you're probably wondering how I got here
I wonder how YOU got there OP
JUST
FUCK
MY
Had anyone tried to get the JUST cut when they go to the barber? I need to get a haircut tomorrow and I'm thinking about bringing a picture of Dr. Gino and saying that's what I want.
>>64722681
That handsome hunk on the right? Yeah, that's me, Dr Gino DiGiannantonio, accomplished dentist, businessman and father. My life has been pretty sweet so far.
>>64722681
Is he really related to Ronnie from the Jersey Shore? Small world.
>>64723112
But it wasn't always like this. It all started the day I met Brendan.
>>64723094
I almost did but thought better of it.
>>64723094
Unfortunately my barber isn't black but rather an old asian so I won't get called senpai. I'm gonna ask her for the JUST cut though. Or maybe the Robert Webb friar look.
>FUCK THE MUMMY (Ex Wife Diss) starts playing
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>64723194
Brendan was your typical rising star.
Anything Brendan wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. He'd pay up twenty, thirty grand over a weekend to his wife's alimony account and then I'd either blow the rest in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies.
Me? I was just another nerdy medschool student looking to make it.
>>64723662
If you got a different haircut, in a different time zone...would you wake up as a different person?
