>And this is my son's room. He is quite the movie buff.
>>64698763
Uuh, you dont get to bring friends
>not having your door locked 24/7
>>64698777nice trips
Why are you in my house? You live across the country and you flew home eight days ago after visiting for Christmas. Honey, you better put on your bra, for some reason my parents are here and invited themselves in and brought other people with them into our bedroom.
>Current year
>Still living with your parents
Jesus Christ.
>>64698763
don't you mean your wife's son?
>>64698995
>>Current year
>>Still owning nothing but Ikea furniture
step it up son.
>>64699018
>The implication
No.
>>64698763
Mom, I already told you, they are not movies.
They are kino and visual experiments.
NOT NOW MOM
>>64698995
Living room, bedroom and office all crammed into a single basement bedroom.
>Current year
>Still has room mates
>Bottom of the totem pole basement
Warriors...come out and BAY-YATE!
*clink clink clink*
>>64698995
>Honey, you better put on your bra, for some reason my parents are here and invited themselves in and brought other people with them into our bedroom
Didn't know this was a cringe thread
>>64699205
Wrong. It's my bedroom and I keep my computer in there because I like to do things like come to this shithole and talk to retards such as yourself and play games before bed. No roommates, unless you count my gf that has lived with me for over a year and has a really good job. I paid cash for my house in 2013.
>>64699284
Mt gf sleeps without her bra on. Most women do. You would know this if you had ever actually lived with a woman.
>Jelly abnormies talk like they know shit
JESUS
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>>64698995
Nice room but is that a weeb table to kneel and eat?
>>64699359
>Mt gf sleeps without her bra on. Most women do.
The problem wasn't that your gf sleeps without a bra, but that you instantly started role playing the situation like the autist you are :^)
>>64699359
Prove it.
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>>64698995
>literally living in a basement
>>64699359
why so insecure?
>>64699417
You mean like everyone is by posting in this thread? Shut up faggot you got told.
>>64699427
I'm not showing you freaks of nature anything else, I don't want you coming here and making me have to unload my .45 into your brain pan.
>>64699438
You upset kid? I live in a house. My bedroom is the bottom floor of my quad level. The other side of that picture is two huge walk in closets and a half bath.
>tfw blowing permavirgin abnormie poorfags the fuck out
>>64699359
>having this much to prove to a bunch of NEETs
kek. reevaluate your life anon.
>>64699554
>Being this blown the fuck out
>>64699538
HOL UP
>>64699571
>I-if I keep repeating myself then it must be true!!!
>>64698763
FUCKING KNOCK MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64698801
Oh-oh kay, honey.
He's usually very busy
>>64699524
Yeah basement room confirmed tbqfh familia. Nothing to be sad about. Just don't go Instagram bragging here, bruh.
I'm happy for you and wish you all the best in life and by that I mean stop trying to brag on some anonymous image board go do that on reddit, we are all famfam here, family.
>>64699359
>No roommates, unless you count my gf that has lived with me for over a year and has a really good job
desperate you sound, to prove you are right, hm?
>>64699538
reminds me of that scene from signs
>>64699617
cuck
>>64698995
>tfw my bedroom is better than yours
>tfw my house is most likely better than yours
>tfw I probably make more money than you
>tfw my GF is probably hotter than yours
Is there anything funnier than mediocre faggots bragging about their mediocrity?
>>64699524
Holy fuck someone give this dork the validation he so desperately craves.
>That balsa wood furniture
>That faux rock
>Not a single solitary piece of evidence of female cohabitation
>The autistic "12:00" on the clock, waiting for the perfect moment
Ewww launder your bedsheets nigger
>>64699747
What the fuck? You aren't funny, dude. Get a personality before pretending you got a girlfriend ROFL
>ITT: Newfaggots that don't how to reverse image search being trolled by a battlestation picture that is years old
>>64699747
Which one are you?
The one who looks like he need to be held down to take his meds or the one wearing high heels?
>>64699811
YEAH ROFL AMIRITE MY FELLOW 9GAGGARIANS?!
>>64699747
>My room is perfection and you are jealous and blown the fuck out.
>>64699831
>2016
>Not knowing who Fedor is
btw I could heem everyone itt
>and this is my wife's son's room
>>64699359
oh sweety
>>64699850
LOL smdh it's just a prank, bro.
No chill.
>>64699870
is this shitposting the "banter" that /sp/ so loves?
>>64699823
this tbqhfam
What's going on here?
>>64699747
How 'bout this? You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
>>64699902
Mad you got beat up by the jocks like me in high school brah? Sorry we are so much better than you. #destroyed
>>64699916
No farto por favor
>>64699914
You win, bro. I honestly don't have any photos of handsome dudes on my comp that I could pretend to be.
>He is watching movies.
>..again
>>64699359
I sleep with my bra on.
>>64699393
You rack disciprine
>>64700181
Yeah but you're a fuckin guy.
>>64700157
seems like a patrician to me
>>64700157
is his laptop floating?
>>64700157
Is this the hacker called 4chan?
>>64700226
Yes, wizard magic.
>>64700226
holy hit
>>64699914
i hope your basement burns down and you get the clap
>>64700309
>newfaggots still replying to an obvious troll and older than the internet reposted a thousand times picture
let me guess you faggots came here the week before star wars came out and decided to stay
>>64699914
>>64700379
Starring moot as Homo Baggins.
>>64700379
nigga u short
>>64700379
>nice iphone bro
>>64700538
Fuck you, it's just an optical illusion.
My iphone dones't look like this in real life.
>>64698995
Nice, I'm jelly.
How many m2?
I live in a one room 20m2 flat, with a bathroom of course, I wanna have a setup like this.
>>64699359
>Most women do
So this is your first girlfriend then? Judging by how you look in the pic you posted I can understand that you'd probably try and lock down the first woman who showed interest and that's evidenced further by the fact that you say "living with me for over a year" like it's some sort of achievement or accomplishment that she hasn't ran off yet. Good luck anon.
>>64698995
>that short as all fuck looking bed
>>64699914
>imagine actually being this guy
i'd fuck women until I die of too many orgasms or whatever
>>64698763
WELCOME
>>64698995
>Stone wall and red brick showing
>Dirty yellow pipe sticking out of the wall
>Massive square hole cut through for the pipe, not sealed up
>insulation foam leaking out of cracks
JUST
2bh i like those jap tables
You don't get to bring friends.
>>64698995
Why so desperate?
>>64699296
Underrated
>>64699640
Why'd you have to say that like yoda? Jesus Christ that is so fucking reddit.
>And this is my room. As you can see I am a patrician cinephile
>inhales cigarette and smirks
.... What the fuck do you want? Bitch?
>>64698995
B A S E D
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Why are nerds so upset all the time?
>>64698777
please tell me this is a shoop
>>64703070
Skeletons can wear clothes if they want to
>>64703039
Why are women so upset all the time? You're literally made to be bashed into. So take it.
