>RECORD SCRATCH
>FREEZE FRAME
Now you guys are probably wondering how I got here. Truth is, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Back in the day I used to be a world-class smuggler. I even made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs. (Somebody's been spreading the rumor that I did it in 14. They're full of sh*t) Now I'm just another victim of patricide smack dab in the middle of a galaxy-spanning civil war , but before I can tell you that story I have to tell you this story...
>>64654007
god damnit
>>64654007
>world-class
Doushio nande nani arigato sayonara katana, Sempai.
>FREEZE FRAME
Ok, so here were my options.
A: Duck his saber then roll on the ground while Chewie takes him out with a surprise bowcaster blast to the face
OR B: Take his saber in the chest then fall down the shaft and die.
>Shoulda gone with A.
>>64654112
Now he's in the trash compactor woth Phasma.
Ep. VIII deals with them escaping the compactor and Starkiller base. It's gonna be a buddy commedy / road trip hybrid.
Memes memes memes memity memes memes memes
This one worked really well. It's all about picking the right freeze frame to really sell the meme desu
>My only regret is that I didn't get to tell it to the kanjiclub
>>64654007
>RECORD SCRATCH, FREEZE FRAME
is this the a dank meme? or is this just your trip you autistic attention whore?
>>64654790
Go watch some movies anon
>>64654007
*fades to black*
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>RECORD SCRATCH
>RECORD SCRATCH
>RECORD SCRATCH
>UH!
>FREEZE FRAME
>CAMERA CLICK
AYYYYYYOOO HOL UP HOL UP ONE SEC F@M THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT, NOW I KNOW WHAT U BEEZ THINKIN, HOW THA FUCK DID AN OJ LIKE MY ASS END UP IN THE NEWEST VID ON WORLDSTARWARSHIPHOP.COM? WELL HEAR ME OUT NIGGA IMMA BUST THIS
>BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA "GET DOWN!"
IT ALL STARTS WITH DIS WHITE-ASS MUFUGGA TAKIN OVER OUR HOOD, DIS NIGGA NAME BE SHE PALESTINE OR SUM SHIT. SO MY BOY ANNY KING COME UP AND TELL MY ASS HE'S ACTUALLY A SITH! MAN DATS FUCKED UP, IT BE LIKE A CRIP BEIN THE LEADER OF THE BLOODS, NOMSAYIN BUOY?
