>RECORD SCRATCH-FREEZE FRAME
Heh, yeah that's me on the floor burning alive. Did you know that you should never front flip towards a Jedi Master from the low ground? Let me tell you, I sure did learn that day. Now if you want to know how I got here, we're gonna have to a go a little ways back.
>CUT TO SHOT OF PADME DYING IN CHILDBIRTH
Woah! A little too far there. This story doesn't start for a few more years. Roll the tape a bit more.
>SHOT OF HIM ON TATOOINE FADES IN
Much better, and who's that handsome little tyke there. You see, this is where I grew up, Tatooine, the most BORING planet in the galaxy. I was a slave to the biggest jerk here too, a Toydarian named Watto. But then I met ol' Qui-Gon Jinn, and let me tell you, my life changed forever.
This meme is too wordy for me. Memes are supposed to be quick and funny, so I can har har and move to the next meme.
>>64652349
>because all of this was filmed in the prequels, someone could actually edit this into real life
Please someone who can into video editing software. Just do this one thing for me.
Sand....i sure do hate Sand
>>64652349
Already stale, senpai.
>>64652398
I came here to post this.
When people work on their meme's it's just cringe. A true meme is never forced.
>>64652441
uh oh, he's here already guys. hide your memes, quick!
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
WOAH
So you're probably wondering how I got here
This meme is weak for reasons already posted.
Kill yourself, OP, trying to force it isn't going to help.
>>64652460
He was a good meme, before darth /reddit/ killed him.
>>64652398
>>64652449
>>64652514
who else /double digit IQ/ here?
>complaining about reading words
Pls
>>64652472
Kek
I think it's kind of funny
i approve this meme
>this meme
>KERSHHH-SCREEN FREEZES
>Whoa! Stop the tape!
>the screen becomes projected as dooku walks into frame
>"let's slow down a second here!"
>"you're probably wondering who that schmuck is"
>he jerks his thumb over his shoulder at anakin
>"or how I ended up in this situation"
>"and we'll get there in due time"
>"but first let's let's roll this story back to its beginning"
>screen fades to black
>"it all starts with a man named sheev, and magic little things called midichlorians"
[STAR WARS THEME BLASTS WITH TITLE]
>>64652716
FUCK MY IMAGE DIDN'T POST
>>64652736
>>64652716
This will never NOT be funny.
i cant; do it anymorre
im drun
and tghis is the rfirst thing isee
im crying senpai
imn cryijng
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>sheev is falling into the pit, the camera settles on his screaming face
>RECORD SCRATCH FREEZE FRAME
>"wow, this is awkward"
>"well, as you can tell. The handsome guy falling down the pit is me. Call me Sheev."
>"but my story doesn't exactly start at my death, and you're probably wondering how this all happened"
>"so lets just roll it back"
>scene where 8 year old sheev is wearing high heels in the mirror with cherry red lipstick coating his lips
>"WHOAH TOO FAR BACK"
>sheev is kneeling before darth plageuis
>"that's better"
[STAR WARS THEME BLASTS TITLE APPEARS]
>>64652449
>A true meme is never forced.
your wrong, Bane was very forced.
>>64652969
tell that to kanjiklub.
>>64652969
Name 20 (twenty) forced meme
>>64652988
yer a dead man
I'm enjoying these, literally and unironically
