Hold it! This isn't looking too good for me. I'm the one on the right, unfortunately. Did you know the average bear has 116 teeth? Trust me on this one. If you're wondering how I ended up here, we're going to have to rewind a bit.
*REWIND EFFECT* - Cut to Leo in a crib.
Aww look at me! Wait a minute this is too far back!
*FF EFFECT* - Cut to Leo as a child in a coonskin cap and backpack on a picnic table.
There's the little guy! See, as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to go on a big furtrapping expedition. I dreamed about it night and day. I had my whole life planned out, studying orienteering before my times tables. Now I didn't know it yet, but even on the best planned adventures you can have 20 years of preparation under your belt, but with the crack of a gun or the snap of a twig, suddenly things can get pretty hairy!
*Kid Leo leaps triumphantly off the table and fades to silhouette. Two bear paws come up from the side of the screen and hold him. Delicate piano track fades in [Note: Pretty much follows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs [Embed] but replace the women with bears]
ebin this is going straight to /r/4chan
>>64645975
hilariously enough, they actually have a rule that you're not allowed to screencap posts mentioning r/4chan, so you just ruined someone's day.
what does /tv/ not like these threads anymore?
>>64646025
People could crop it.
>>64647094
I don't think so...
>>64645946
first time seeing this, so good.
>>64645946
kek
>>64645946
holy fuck you deserve 500 replies for this post no 1000 replies! NO NO NO OVER 9000 REPLIES!! HIRO INCREASE THE REPLY COUNT this thread deserves to be pinned and to never be shut down I would love to see this thread up for years to come.
>>64645946
>leo's voice suits this
could this be the new meme of /tv/?
Just FYI that is the best Bond theme.
>>64648326
1. Nobody Does it Better
2. License to Kill
3. Diamonds are Forever
Keep this maymay ROLLING guys I can't get enough of it
>>64648544
9001. Spectre
Just finished the movie.
How the fuck do you end the movie with a 4th wall breach?
>>64645946
This has literally never happened in any movie.
>no bear rape
>>64648905
Which part? Pls specify so you can be soundly BTFO out
>>64645946
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmrC_Pij5gc
Hugh Glass has 30 days to heal 127 bones, stop 2 Indian spirits from never being able to leave the shadow world, and 1 un-bear-able problem
>>64647094
If I cropped that /r/4chan out would your karma die?
>>64645946
Directed by scorsese amirite
>>64649577
You know, for a supposedly great director, Scorsese really does a lot of this kind of kitsch shit...
>>64649630
Its his signature from Goodfellas though.
>>64645946
give him the golden statue
>>64649672
He just ripped off Emperor's New Groove though.
>>64646025
>they actually have a rule that you're not allowed to screencap posts mentioning r/4chan,
Why lol
And how do you know that faggot
>>64649766
they have the rule because the whole sub became ironic images of people on 4chan mentioning r/4chan and the whole sub giggling and upboating them.
anyway, a friend told me that they do that. but seriously if you ever want to sell reddit accounts on craigslist to companies that shill there, r/4chan is the BEST place to farm karma. you don't even need OC, just find a post from last week and resubmit and boom 400 link karma.
>>64649922
Such an obvious redditfag holy shit. A friend told me my ass just look at your entire bullshit post. Why lie anonymously you pussy
>>64649922
>but seriously if you ever want to sell reddit accounts on craigslist to companies that shill there
is this actually a thing?
>>64650047
Yeah. Companies basically are the only people that post on the major subs. Also: the State Department was famous a few years back for doing this. They want accounts that look authentic, so they buy accounts with a certain amount of karma.
It's why reddit is shit. It's literally all shills. r/movies for instance is entirely studio interns advertising movies.
>>64650011
loving every laugh.
>>64645946
your talents are wasted on 4chan
>>64648544
>no You Only Live Twice
name literally one movie where this happens
>>64648905
>>64650736
>they never saw the emperor new groove.
Did you even have fun? Like ever?
>>64645946
should have been some rolling stones
2/10 you tried
>>64650908
>shot away starts playing
>hold it!
>see that kid? that's me.
>it ain't me starts playing
>>64645946
OP have you ever considered a career in screenwriting?
>>64649177
Holy shit
>>64645946
ITT: post famous movie animals that are probably dead.
>>64650992
i thought that song called rape murder
>>64651347
No its called sympathy for christ.
>>64651314
is this drunk posting or...
>>64645946
Stop posting forever.
>>64645946
>*REWIND EFFECT* - Cut to Leo in a crib.
>Aww look at me! Wait a minute this is too far back!
Fucking nailed it
>>64645946
Now to explain just how bears like to attack, here's Margot Robbie in a bubble bath.
>>64645946
>>64651727
and then there's this faggot
Can this be the new meme of /tv/ please
I'd like to see this done to more pretentious shitfests such as
>TFA
>Shaun of the Dead
>The Hobbit movies
>>64648544
>no mention of A View to a Kill or Goldfinger
>>64652069
out of all of those movies, i've only seen shaun of the dead. feels fucking good man
>>64645946
name ONE movie where this happens
>>64652293
there are like a bunch but i can't think of any off the top of my head
Didn't this happen at the beginning of The Wolf of Wall Street? I know where this is from, but can't remember it. It's on the goddamn tip of my tongue.
>>64652334
emperors new groove and goodfellas are the two coming to mind.
>>64652293
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
well done OP
you've earned your Doritos tonight
guysasdslkjd
memess
>>64646025
Thanks for the heads up reddit
>>64645946
none of you can name a SINGLE movie in which this happpens
>>64647335
That's a big guy
>>64653770
Emperor's new Groove
>>64645946
Jesus.
>>64653869
I'm ok with this
>>64653869
You didn't even get half of the good ones. Try again fgt
>>64645946
too long desu i r8 7/10
Ah the thread that started this whole meme tonight. Good times.
Some /tv/ historian should save this as the trendsetter.
>>64645946
>Now I didn't know it yet, but even on the best planned adventures you can have 20 years of preparation under your belt, but with the crack of a gun or the snap of a twig, suddenly things can get pretty hairy!
This sentence is fucking awful. It needs reconstructive surgery. Next time don't get too excited wanting to post the latest memes on le 4chan you serf.
>>64651159
Ubderrated, have an upboat my dear friend
>>64656435
OP here, how did you read my mind. I was giggling so hard typing this up I didn't bother reading it over.
>>64656490
Wow, don't let that anon get you down, this is a comic masterpice. Have you considered getting a job writing for SNL?
>>64656619
How do you do that?
>>64656331
>implying
mate this has been going for a few days, your late to the party buddy
>>64656637
Catch a bus to New York City, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
>>64645946
>heh, nice REDDIT post kid, heh
>I'm a massive faggot please fuck my face
>>64645946
I could see this actually being a movie scene, good job
>>64656703
>>64656738
>>64656806
>>64656840
>le obvious samefag face
>>64652903
>tfw your wife's son doesn't let you have doritos anymore
>>64656619
You're an awful person anon. Don't bring his hopes up, and stop being sarcastic. Just because he can't see it, doesn't mean I can't. It was shit, like other anons have pointed it out, don't goad him
>>64656703
>>64656738
>>64656806
>>64656840
>>64656919
>>64656932
for what purpose, anon? for what purpose...
>>64656919
OK maybe SNL was a bit much. He could write for Jimmy Fallon though for real
>>64648928
At the end of the movie when Glass is staring into the camera, I expected him to be attacked by a bear again, or at least hear a bear roar.
>>64656959
huh?
>>64656959
>>64656962
>this one guy that really likes the Revenant
>>64656959
>>64645946
is this the GOAT pre-Craig bond theme?
>>64656876
>>64656959
You're dumb as fuck desu baka senpai
it's a black male thing alright
>>64652069
I've only seen SotD and the first Hobbit movie, but I don't know how they could possibly be seen as "pretentious".
>>64657472
Eat, literally, a bag of cocks, cocksucking, mentally ill, homosexual FAGGOT RETARD
This was one giant turd, in fact it was so fucking boring i took a fap break two times through out and didn't even bother finishing the last 40 mins or so instead just skiping through it to the shitty ending
Literally the only thing this has going for it is the tracking shot in the beginning but that's just to get people committed so they don't immediately see what a piece of shit this is and stop watching
Pretentious redditurd hipster SJW garbage
>>64657801
You could be next desu
>>64658253
*record scratch, freeze frame*
you're probably wondering how i ended up living a life on the run
>>64657683
how the fuck is it sjw garbage what are you 10?
>Turns out god is actually a squirrel
What did Bane mean by this?
>>64658293
>how the fuck is it sjw garbage
Did you even WATCH the movie you fucking tumblredditurd retard?
>DUDE WHITE PEOPLE STEAL LE INDIAN LAND XD
>DUDE EVIL STRAIGHT WHITE VILLAIN GUY
>DUDE THE FRENCH FRONTIERSMEN ARE ALSO EVIL WHITES WHO RAPE INDIANS AND KILL THEM
>DUDE THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS AN INDIAN SON WHICH MEANS HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS FIGHTING AGAINST LE EBIL WHITE PATRIARCHY
Literally tumblr the movie, the director is an anti-white spic faggot too so it's not surprising
And let's not forget where in the beginning the protagonist cuck dude literally says to his son
>THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY, THEY ONLY SEE THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN
"DUDE EVIL WHITES LMAO"
Somebody samefag'd this thread HARD.
>>64658378
two posts per poster isn't what samefagging is
>>64652069
master b8
>>64658409
>51 posts from 51 people
>and 60 posts from 1 person
maths hard
>>64658409
What makes you think that's what happened in this thread?
>>64658468
how do you tell that?
>>64658475
that's roughly what 118/54 is
>>64658378
>HOW DARE PEOPLE POST MORE THAN ONCE
What's your solution?
>>64658648
Increase the post cooldown to two hours for anyone that doesn't own a 4chan pass
>>64658346
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>His son and wife are from a different tribe
>most of the white guys are hard working Americans you fuckwit
>Leo fuked a bear and took it like a man
>he was barely alive and revenge drove him for the whole movie
>YEAH I JUST FUCKING WATCHED IT
>The Indians were the fucking bad guys at the start and for majority of the film you fukhed did you not see the bit where they murdered 30 hard working White Americans
What because a white selfish coward is white that means he can't be a fucking badguy? fuck off you racist idiot go back to reddit.
>>64658369
Hey fuckhead how is he a cuck he fucked a Indian chick had a kid and then raised him and brought him on a skinning trip more manly than anything you have done in your entire life you fat neckbearded autistic retard, It's a fucking good movie and if you wanna play the "OOh HOlLY Wood IS CUck kek IMA So Egdy Boohoooo A WHITE GUY IS THE BAD GUY uhh ma feelings are hurt" then go the fuck off to tumblr and make shitty arguments why movies suck you TWAT.
>>64658688
This desu
>>64645946
Hahaha toppest kek OP! One of the most genuinely hilarious rants I've ever had the pleasure of reading.
I bought the book to read first because I think books are better than movies Tbh
Still going to see this in theatres
