>"WAIT! Before you kill me, Palpatine's the Sith lord you've been looking for!"
Why didn't he say shit after Sheev betrayed him?
Is Dookuposting the brave new meme of our times?
>>64627097
The shock of being betrayed put him in quite an emotional spin, anon.
Because he believed in the cause and decided to sacrifice himself for it. Dooku was a real hero
>>64627097
That destroy the Sith entirely, which would be a huge dishonor to him.
It's an alpha thing, you would never understand.
>>64627097
Because Poetry. It's supposed to mirror the scene when Obi-Wan dies in ANH, Dooku knows that Anakin will become a stronger sith than he ever was and in turn defeat Sheev one day. IMO it's better than the scene in ANH because he conveys this without even saying a word.
>dude what I started a war and shit for you
>>64627221
Nice head cannon, faggot.Think I'll steal it.
>>64627166
It has some potential. So far I rate it a 6.5 on the richter meme.
Let's reboot them!
chn.ge/1K2NzZd
>>64627211
And he was a good friend.
>>64627097
because nobody could believed him, especially cunt duku was know as being sithlord
Why didn't he jump out of the "scissors"?
>>64628026
Why didn't he just duck?
I wonder why Anakin didn't find Sheev telling him to kill a helpless opponent suspect in the least
Cuz he had morals and honor
Dumb plinkettfag
lotta loyalty for a hired sith
>>64627789
This, he said the entire Sheev's plan and how to stop him, and Obiwan disregard that.
I'd love to see Dooku redeem himself like Snape
>>64627221
I like this.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, HOL UP.
>>64628208
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of red flags even before this moment. Or the fact that an akin actuslly be lives that sheev is his friend. Like who the fuck would be friends with a 60 year old senator irl?
>>64628356
r/sandersforpresident would
>>64627097
I think that he didn't know about Palpatine being the Sith Lord.
Dooku was juse surprised to see that he was immediately fucked over.
>>64627097
They call him Button-Lee because he's no snitch.
>>64627097
The Jedi wouldn't believe him anyway. Not to mention that they are pretty retarded, so even if they did they would still barge into Sheev's office, resulting in all of them dying.
>>64628356
>Like who the fuck would be friends with a 60 year old senator irl?
I-I am.And i'm 21.
>>64627221
Damn, having a ghost Dooku constantly tempting Anakin to 'use the dark side' would have been funny as hell and also made his transition make more sense. Bring on the remastering!
>>64627166
>dookuposting
I like it already.
>>64628408
Does he teach you the way of the darkside? Do you call him sheev when he fucks you?
>>64628208
Anakin didn't seem to have any issues with being ordered to kill children. Or with the discovery that his buddy was running both sides of a civil war.
I'm not sure Anakin was very smart, really.
>>64628396
TDKR
>But only Juan of you
Star Wars
>Who are you? I'm no Juan
Are they set in the same nolanverse?
>>64627221
Too bad it doesn't convey that at all.
George was like "lets just have him look super surprised and not say anything yeah that seems good".
>>64627221
It's supposed to mirror when the Emperor is tempting Luke to kill Vader .
I mean for fucks sake emperor in the chair saying things like "DO IT" huge space battle going on outside
>>64628555
>Good work Sheev, with you running both sides of the war the Republic is sure to win
>>64627097
he may have been a incredibly evil scheming sith lord but he isn't a snitch
>>64628558
Darth BANE?
>>64628472
Sheev: "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
Ghost Christopher Lee: "Listen up, yo, this story's pretty cool and possibly relevant."
>>64628632
Anakin: "He has the High Ground, it's over Dooku"
Ghost Christopher Lee: "Don't worry kid, you've got this"
>>64628610
That implies that George would have enough restraint to mirror one scene at a time.
>>64628356
I matched a girl on Tinder who has like 5 Instagram photos of herself with Bernie Sanders in different locations. Apparently theyre friends.
I unliked her pretty quickly
>>64628625
I had to check in wikipedia to know if that´s real.
So basically Star Wars is just a post-apocalyptic nolanverse. So Snoke is probably just future Harvey Dent, R2D2 is a midfied TARS and Bob Fett is just a great-great granchildren of Mosquito man????
>>64627221
Yeah he hardly seems at peace with that idea at all.
>>64628682
kek
>>64628682
Dooku: I heard those fuckers in the next room were talking shit about you.
Anakin: But they're younglings.
Dooku: Do you or do you not want to be able to fuck Padme again?
>>64627208
>quite an emotional spin
Sounds like a good trick
>>64627097
sheev was clouding his mind
>>64627221
this also works
>>64628682
Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
*Darth Vader unsheaths lightsaber and stabs Kenobi repeatedly*
Ghost Christopher Lee: He was a good friend. Annie
>>64627097
>Lucas doesn't make Yoda slightly give in to anger after the Yedi purging
>goes seeking revenge and partway into the fight seeing the error of his ways opting to leave the sith in power as opposed to giving up his teachings and becoming what he wants to end
>this gives us the pure sage transition we see in the OT
>>64629044
kek
>>64628682
Ghost Christopher Lee: "Try spinning, Anakin. It's a good trick."
>>64627166
2016 already has dookuposting, kanjliklub, mexican bradpitt, rooneyposting and probably at least two that im forgetting
its going to be a great year
>>64627097
There's a deleted scene where Dooku says "Sheev is the sith lord!", to which Anakin replies "Who's Sheev?" and cuts his head off
>>64628555
When he finds out Sheev is evil he goes straight to Mace though. And he was shown to have authoritarian political opinions when he's talking to Padme in AotC
>>64629130
Nevermind. ..
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev.
>>64628588
>"lets just have him look super surprised and not say anything for what feels like a full minute"
ftfy
>>64629222
Thank you, SheevChecked
>>64629222
Your trips don't lie
>>64629222
wait, what the fuck
when did he get those muscles? those look hilariously fake as fuck
>>64629128
*Anakin goes to sand people lair and kills evryone"
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!
Ghost Christopher Lee: You should teach this to Jedi kids
*Anakin kills all kids*
Ghost Christopher Lee: I meant the other way around moron.
>>64627221
lmao
>>64629269
unlimited power buffs you up mang
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev
>>64629222
'Thank you, Sheev'
>>64629269
He was always very muscular, you can't make those spins with a skinny body
>>64627214
But wasn't he fighting to destroy the sith from the inside?
>>64628791
NORMIES GET OUT
>>64628555
>"You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now - until now you have become the very thing you have sworn to destroy"
>"Yeah?"
>>64627221
You, I like.
>>64629430
>" Am I fitting in yet guise XDDD"
>>64629466
>"Am I collecting enough karma XDD"
Ghost Dooku: *snickering* "Tell him the Jedi are evil, don't tell him I told you to say it though"
>>64628226
Underrated post
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev
>>64628408
being used for sex by an old pervert is not the same thing as having a friend, anon
>>64627221
>Anakin will destroy Sheev one day for sure
>better just let it unfold and tons of innocent lives die in the process because eventually it'll work itself out
>>64628682
>anakin has the high ground over sheev in RoTJ
>anakin picks sheev up to throw him into the reactor
>for this brief moment sheev has the highground and it causes him to mortally wound anakin
BRAVO LUCAS
>>64627097
>Togethet we can destroy the Sith!
>is a Sith
Oh Dooku
>>64629670
>tfw prefer the over-the-top prequel fights to laser fencing
I still like laser fencing, but if I had a choice, I'd take Maul-tier fights any day.Also I completely understand the downgrade in Lightsaber fights over time considering the only three users of the Lightsaber in the OT were two old men and an untrained kid, but still.
>>64629784
That actually makes a lot of sense
except that sheev yoda and dooku were all old as shit and still bounced around and did crazy stunts
>>64629825
And everybody instinctually feels that people as powerful as Sheev or Yoda shouldnt even be using lightsabers in the first place
>>64629825
>Extremely powerful in the force, didn't use a saber in the OT
>Extremely powerful in the force, didn't use a saber in the OT
>Didn't actually bounce around or do crazy stunts, entire saber style was focused around fencing with lightning/force worked into it
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev
>>64629269
they're not supposed to be muscles you underaged faggot
they're just poofy clothes
>>64629892
Dooku does a front flip from a ledge 20 ft up right before a fight bro
>>64629943
Obi-Wan as a Padawan did a force jump. As did Luke.
>>64628842
Exactly.
It's like poetry.
Was he Duke Dooku before he became a count?
>>64629130
>kanjliklub
Won't make it past next week. Try it again when YIFY drops TFA.
>>64630110
Obviously he was Duke Countoo before he became Count Dooku.
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev
>>64629157
This.
Then he watches a single Sith take out three Jedi Masters in one move and fight the most powerful Jedi Warrior with electricity.
>>64630110
Counts are a lower ranked title than duke.
>>64630280
Took a lower rank to not sound quite as rediculous maybe?
>>64629284
Count Dooku was still alive at that time you memester.
>>64627214
This. Not explaining yourself to your enemies is an old alpha/macho trope.
>>64628356
In all fairness, I've been buddies with quite a few guys around 60 since I was like 18, mostly hunting guys and people from work.
They like hearing stories of my sexcapades and I enjoy throwing ragers at their swanky cabins and shooting their .50's. Win-win.
None of them are senators, though.
>>64627097
He literally says that in Episode II. He says he's been working with a Sith lord named Darth Sidious. Obi-Wan doesn't believe him.
This literally happens.
Did you even see the movie?
>>64627221
If anything it mirrors the scene from ROTJ where Luke could kill Vader and Sheev tells him to do it.
Difference is that Anakin went with it.
>>64631158
>I literally can't read
>>64629157
Do you think he joined Sheev to destroy all the sand in the galaxy?
>>64628356
Ageist piece of shit. I'm friends with an 80 year old guy at work. His stories about Korea and "the day the damn negroes took over" are awesome.
>>64629222
Thank you, Sheev
>>64629784
palpatine and tyranus and yoda were old men too, why should it have any impact on force using skills? The prequels looks shittier full stop
>>64631158
He doesn't say it's Sheev, though
