>/tv/ mid-December: they're embargoing reviews because it's so bad, no one will see it.
Reviews are favorable
>/tv/ release weekend: the numbers will suck because it's a "glib facsimile"
Record-setting numbers
>/tv/ late-December: it will never beat Avatar! She's a Mary Sue! It has plot holes! The light sabre fell into a gas giant!
Sigh. Small victories, right?
As if the other Star Wars movies didn't! And why do you know so many details about something you hate?
>/tv/ early January: All the money it's making (that I predicted it wouldn't) is just Jews cashing paychecks!
As if the other Star Wars movies weren't.
>/tv/ today: I FOUND ANOTHER REVIEW THAT SAYS IT SUCKS GIZE
So... it-it's n-not unanimously loved? K.
Ok trigger mam
>>64624411
Hi, Reddit!
>>64624317
>implying that it wont pull a phantom menace and everyone will hate by the time it goes out on bluray
Hello newfriend, how does it feel being a millenial? Why do you find filthy frank funny?
>>64624317
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64624485
Have some Reddit gold
>>64624485
>>implying that it wont pull a phantom menace and everyone will hate by the time it goes out on bluray
This.
It's the Zelda cycle all over again. Only the OT is untouchable.That doesnt exclude Episode VII from being shit, though.
>Reviews are favorable
You mean reviews are paid. OUR GUY ON THE INSIDE MAX LAND already confirmed that.
>a film making profit means it's a good movie
Marvel Cinematic Universe confirmed for best franchise ever created in the history and future of cinema.
Get blacked DCucks
>>64624317
>/tv/ mid-December: they're embargoing reviews because it's so bad, no one will see it.
/tv/ was actually quite excited about this movie and used to shitpost about Lucas and the prequels
/tv/ started to dislike it when it became evident the reviews were positive and Boyega was actually okay
>>64626108
Retarded and wrong.
There were all kinds of shitposts about the reviews being embargoed.
>>64624317
apologists like this amuse me
