What went wrong?
Not much.
I thought it was pretty good. Thought they would do more with the showdown scene, but overall I liked it.
>>64608721
What didn't go wrong?
>>64608721
Too many white males
>>64608721
Nothing.
>>64608721
Not enough hot dogs available.
>>64608721
I don't feel like typing everything wrong with this shit flick because my fingers hurt but to list a few.
>shitty plot
>awful as fuck villain
>awful sepia tone throughout the movie
>vomit inducing pacing
>>64608914
Why did they have to bring a villain back from the shittiest craig movie?
Bond Girl was boring as fuck
Big Bad Hench was too sexy
Family angle was lame
>>64609063
>Bond girl boring
Well true that, but that was part of her character arc
But she hot af desu senpai
>>64609063
Hell no nigga
I spent half the movie imaging our life together
No white cat
>>64609223
Watch the movie next time
boring/unattractive bond girl and also the villain was "unknown" for most of the movie. most bond movies the villain is clear
>Twas me all along, James
>>64609063
>craig
>bond
>>64608721
They didn't bury the franchise after Casino Royale.
>>64608721
>it was smee all allong
wtf what was smee doing in a bond movie, didn't he die in the plane in TDKR?
>>64608782
Who would let the hot dogs run down, how dogs should always be available
Honestly it's the pacing of the movie. He seduces old Bond girl after two words and murdering people. Falls in love with dr Bond girl after 20 minutes and she falls in love too. The movement from one thing to the next was just too fast. Which made things not too believable for me
>>64608721
snorefest.
what's the deal with the sheboon sidekick?
They ran out of ideas, jokes, witty stuff, Blofeld was shit, it felt like an amateur production and not a real canon Bond movie.
>>64608751
>>64608771
kill yourself
Seydoux didn't get her tits out
>>64608721
Shitty Villans
SPECTRE are built up as this cool, Illuminati esque secret society but they fail in literally everything they set out to accomplish;
they don’t blow up the stadium,
they don’t get to Mr White,
they let Bond to easily infiltrate their secret meeting,
they let Bond beat them to Dr Swann,
they let Bond easily win/escape on multiple occasions,
they let Bond blow up their base
their shitty master plan is easily sabotaged
Waltz has the same problem as Khan in Into Darkness. We're supposed to give a shit about him just because he dresses the same/ has the same name as a classic villan we recognise. The writers must have realised that he doesnt actually do anything so they lazilly try and have him piggyback off the acheivements of previous villans. His grand survelliance plan is boring and underwhelming. He already has cameras in MI6 headquarters, what more can he need?
C sucks, it's obvious from the start that he's evil and he has zero motivation beyond working for Blofeld. His plot is totally disconnected from the rest of the film until the last third when it suddenly becomes the main focus.
Bautista was good though, he made a great heavy, but he died too early so I guess they fucked that up too
way too long
So than would you say the newest Mission Impossible was better /tv/?
>>64609350
damn nigga you here everyday or what?
>>64610940
Lane was certainly a better Blofeld and the Syndicate was certainly a better version of SPECTRE.
>>64608721
Shitty opening song = shitty movie
>>64608721
doot doot
>>64610170
t. reddit
>>64610940
Am I the only one who thought the past 2 Mission Impossible movies were only alright? Neither is really as good as 3 and 5 was just kinda good.
>>64611435
>That forgettable bespectacled cuck with no jaw
>Better than based Herr Waltz
>Nebulous evil organization Hunt has been tracking apparently been chasing for years despite it never once being hinted at before and apparently rests entirely on one guy
>Better than SPECTRE
Batista had such potential to be an awesome Bond goon, but they just turned him into generic thug man.
>>64611727
It's not my fault Mendes fucked up both so much, don't blame me for stating the obvious.
>Better then based Waltz
He didn't do shit the entire movie. He was the most underwritten, nothing Bond villain since Khan from Octopussy.
Lane was at least shown to be smart, even if it was through the power of keikaku layered planning nonsense. Blofeld was nothing, even Waltz couldn't save it and he managed to save The Green Hornet movie.
