Is anyone as based as Norm MacDonald?
honestly she has a great body for pounding
>>64605942
For real though, amy schumer is unsufferably unfunny and also a grating pontificating liberal
>>64606021
And a great face for paper bags
>>64605942
>based
>is a cog in the jew wheel of destruction
kek
*puts on they live glasses*
*unsheathes katana*
>>64605942
He'd be more based if he wasn't putting on kid gloves to kiss this landwhales ass
>>64606021
M-muh "high test", right?
>>64605942
>Comparing qt Americas sweetheart and pioneer in the film industry, to a fat hag with a face like a catchers mit
Has Norm started drinking?
>people pretending they wouldn't
dem thighs tho
>>64605942
Can someone explain the right order joke? I seem to be missing the context.
>Fortunately, I don’t really care about success, or money or sex. I couldn't give a fuck. I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don’t know how to talk to people. I see Sandler, man, and I’m like fuck, goddamn, I don’t know how he does it, those people are fucking everywhere he walks. If you’re walking with him, all you hear behind is people whispering. It’s almost like being fucking stoned, or a paranoid schizophrenic or something, where you think people are talking about you, but they actually are talking about you. It’s fucking surreal. I don’t have any ambition. I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières. I don’t have to go to people’s fucking hedonistic parties. I don’t have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don’t have to do all that horseshit.
Without xanax I wonder if he can even answer the phone without getting the sweats.
>>64606443
>I fucking love you
not (as norm implies)
>I love fucking you
>>64606443
I fucking love you can be changed to I love fucking you...from a certain point of view.
>>64605942
I don't get it, help?
>>64606334
I would purely because you know you could fuck her like a dog
>>64606510
>>64606511
That's what I thought. Guess I don't see how that's funny. I'm a huge norm fan too.
>>64606490
> not posting a picture of the fat sack of shit he's become
>>64606443
>>64606579
> virgins like this probably called me a pleb in another thread
/tv/ is dead
>>64606699
>>64606688
>>64606611
I'm impressed lads
>>64606708
You are a pleb if you found that funny
>>64606699
norm is over 50. most humans over fifty gain a notable amount of weight. norm isn't being helped by his xanax habit or the fact that he probably eats his own feelings.
>>64606708
The problem isn't not getting the joke, it's that the joke isn't funny. It's just low tier twitter banter.
This is the man who literally threw away his career to make a few OJ Simpson jokes on SNL and then went on to shit on literally everyone publicly
I've seen a few of his recent appearances and it seems as if he's following Letterman's route of being radical as fuck and then mellowing down in order to make a living
resquiat in pieces norm
>>64605942
Had a hearty kekle
>>64606490
>doesn't care about money
I guess that's why he's shilling for KFC now, right?
>>64606490
I was about to add *and xanax but I see you have that covered already. Anyway watching his stoned periscopes where he's talking with the hotel maids was a lot of fun, I wish I could handle that site to dig up some gold but it gives me a headache.
I hope his book comes out this year.
>>64606879
Requesting video of him crying in front of letterman.
If anyone that has listened to Norm over the years really thinks that he finds Amy Schumer to be the gold standard of comedy to be a sincere statement then you are missing the joke.
Really? Think about his antics and anti-comedy; now realise how low-tier Schumer's hack routines and wooden interviews are.
Can't wait for them to finally appear together and watch him crush her.
(insert Hollywood Handbook interview of Eliza Schlezinger)
>>64606699
you sound like a real jerk
>>64607098
>(insert Hollywood Handbook interview of Eliza Schlezinger)
speak on that
no really I don't see what that has to do with the rest of your post
I hope it's a joke that he likes Schumer. After this I never know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw
>>64607098
Norm is a big fan of Amy and has said so before in interviews
>>64606987
he cares about his son
>>64605942
>norm
>kissing the ass of an infuriatingly unfunny landwhale libcuck jew bitch
whelp, another celebrity down the drain
>>64606316
Kek
Why are Norm's calls to Dennis Miller so great?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaH_0NRDZw
>>64606443
>>64606579
Holy shit kill yourselves
>>64607492
I'm not those guys but I thought I must have been missing something as the joke is really lame. Although, every single bit of Norm humor I've ever seen is just that, never was sure why /tv/ worships him.
>>64607358
>Muh politics
Get a fucking life, asshole
>>64607571
lol sex! reddit tier comedian made a funny! get it??
You like fat blondes?
You only like her now because she's famous. Imagine this one as a celebrity. You'd want her too.
>>64607571
>/tv/
/tv/ is not a homogenetic hivemind, you dip. People here have contrary opinions. You almost never find an absolute consensus.
>>64607741
I think we can all consensuthize that you're a faggot.
>>64607817
Seconded
>>64606611
Why not just fuck a dog?
>>64607739
I'd totally Rebel WIlson btw.
>>64605942
>fellates Amy Schumer
>based
pick only one
>>64608067
jesus. she needs to rebel those cupcakes.
>>64607242
I think he feels pressured to accept her as a talented comedian. I don't think he particularly finds her funny but he feels pressured and shamed by today's culture of praising shit tier women at whatever their chosen profession is.
It's true that he's complemented her a lot recently but dig deeper at the tons of past comments where he's stated that women in general aren't funny. He doesn't like female comics.
>>64607712
This whole thread.
>>64608067
She looks like a transvestite Harold.
>>64605942
Was it rape?
>>64606490
Norm confirmed king of /tv/
>>64608475
King of reddit*
FTFY
"You I fucking love"?
What's the difference? I don't get it.
Meanwhile.. eh.. the chubby girl I dated might have been shorter.. and blacker and more hispanic.. than Schumer, but I guess I am not into chubby white blonde girls.
The. againn I am not some black dude.
>>64605942
He's too Reddit for me. But there's a market for that and he realizes it.
Norm is selling out so he can pay off his gambling debts and go full neet.
I don't get it either but you fags are arguing about it anyway, congratulations I guess.
(See I can write like Norm too)
>>64607378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBmIoUO7_Gc
they're dynamite together. this still fucking slays me.
>>64608797
>I fucking love you
>I love fucking you
Get out more.
>>64605942
CAN'T STORM THE NORM
>>64608282
Pressure from what? Will he lose his KFC deal?
I never really found this guy funny. Could someone post a youtube video of some of his better material?
The fact Amy Shumer was in the front row during Obamas crocodile tears over guns just showed that anyone who supports her and endorses her is a shill.
>>64610693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBM8XGbVOFs
>>64609388
Societal pressure to not be le ebul sexist
>you fucking love i
i dont get it
>>64608067
>btw
More like bbw, amirite?
>>64606708
pleb
Maybe Norm is giving Schumer too much credit.
Perhaps Norm believes Schumer's hack feminist comedy is supreme anti-comedy deadpan non-humour which is on par with an Aristocrats joke level of one-upping itself with successive comedic failures.
Even the few parts of his judging on Last Comic Standing that made it past the editors shows how shrewd he actually is in terms of understanding standup comedy and joke construction. Now think of Amy Schumer's actual level of talent.
Does Schumer honestly believe that Norm thinks she is funny?
What does Roseanne think of Schumer? Maybe that could explain part if it?
>>64607200
How can one man be so fucking funny
>>64608605
fight me motherfucker
>>64606490
>Without xanax I wonder if he can even answer the phone without getting the sweats.
literally me
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>64612219
>He's no Harley Morelenstein that's for sure
>>64606816
>>64606490
what's the source on Norm having a xanax habit?
>>64606106
>that's the joke
>>64606490
fucking based
>>64607200
>That entire segment with the magician
Im in tears
>>64605942
He likes Amy Schumer so, no.
>>64612305
Hes been talking about it since the 90s
>>64610767
I can understand that causing him to answer positively when asked, but would it really cause him to be so proactive in complimenting her?
ive never even heard of this man and i consider myself a connoisseur of knowledge.
give me some good entry level youtube links
>>64606316
she isn't high test
no hips and no ass
>>64606021
She looks like she stinks.
>>64612305
I remember he was on daytime tv with bob saget and norm said something about liking xanax. sometimes he lies about not doing drugs. some comedian said he was on a plane with norm and he said he quit smoking and then after the flight he saw norm smoking a cigarette. Doug benson said he smoked with norm "a bunch of times" but norm denied it. he also claimed he didn't drink but revealed on periscope that he does drink. he's an anxious guy and he likes fucking with people
>>64613018
Yeah he used to get hammered on Tom greens podcast thing. I think he likes fucking with people and he also knows most people are so stupid they just believe what you tell them.
some of the people in this thread act like they know norm and that he's their friend, it's pretty weird.
>>64613109
will you be my friend?
>>64613109
I've had many DM Twitter conversations with Norm and have had drinks with him as well.
>>64613208
tell us a story. I'm genuinely curious
https://youtu.be/NB8ovljwi38
Around 3:50
I definitely think Norm's fucking around with Schumer
>>64613234
what does this video have to do with schumer you cum drum
>>64606490
Xanax really is fabulous
comedians seem to legitimately like schumer as a person.
like a crafty jew, she's rewarded her actually-talented friends with roles in her tv show and movie
she doesn't know comedy, but she knows offering an investment that pays interest will attract more investors
>>64607200
Fucking amazing
>>64607200
SHE GOT CUT BY A FUCKING SORCERER!
>>64613231
We mostly talk about literature, the bible and religion. I once told him that his movie Screwed being on AMC (American Movie CLASSICS) was an absolute affront to the English language and he said that made him laugh for weeks, so that was kind of cool.
>>64612821
I think it's more a case of him resigning to her comedy not really being for him and just paying a bit of lip service because everyone else says it's so good and so progressive. Liking her comedy is considered the right thing to do socially.
>>64613308
The people in the video says Norm sometimes just completely lies.
The poster of that video is implying that OP's pic is an example of when he flat out lies.
>>64613373
>I once told him that his movie Screwed being on AMC (American Movie CLASSICS) was an absolute affront to the English language
You're lucky he didn't kill himself you insensitive jerk.
>>64606490
It's amazing he's actually a regular on a show now and then. He's lives in Los Angeles and he doesn't even drive.
They don't come any classier than this.
