..whats happening...
Everything....and nothing, all at once!
>>64546964
Kids get harder to impress every Christmas.
>>64546964
Is that a set of Star Wars themed buttplugs & dildos?
>>64546964
is this cannon ?
>>64546964
Golden.
>>64547047
>>64547049
Yes Disney has been waiting for the context to launch their double penetration playset.
It's not cannon but it might be canon
>>64546964
Jesus fucking Christ
Disney
>Kid asked for these for Christmas
>Told him he was a dumbass, they looked horrible, his taste in Star Wars is shit and he finally needed to face it because the prequels and this clone war shit are an abomination, Santa wasn't real, and I wouldn't be spending my money on dumb shit like that anymore
He's gonna remember his sixth Christmas for the rest of his life as the one where Dad gave him a heavy dose of the truth.
>>64546964
>..whats happening...
You're watching star wars die
It's similar to watching a pig slowly fall into quicksand
Many think it's was a funny video
Until it went under, and the screaming stopped
>>64547277
>Hey Dad, it's a good thing you're such an edgelord. Mom got you a new fedora for Christmas
>>64548477
>Father is honest with his kid
>Call him an edgelord
Know how I know you don't have kids and if you ever do they're gonna be huge pieces of shit?
>>64547277
>actually giving your kid toys like that for christmas.
I go to scrounging the internet for good deals on old, quality toys from like chico and n shit. Farms, garages, schools... Where kids can use their imagination to play with this.
Once I get it delivered I disinfect it and clean it, sure it still looks like it is from the 70's but at least it is decent and cheap as fuck, and not some bullshit toy from a bullshit franchise.
Parents who buy current gen toys are retards, I'm glad you talked some sense into your kid, but instead of giving him nothing but a faggy sermon, you should have just given him decent toys.
>>64548516
>telling a 6 year old that everything he likes is shit and Santa isn't real
>calls others bad parents
Did you get some wet-haired, wal mart wearing high school slut pregnant in your parents trailer when you were both 16 or something?
>>64548577
I kicked him in the stomach and told him to go watch some superior Asian cinema instead of capeshit like Star Wars a day or so later. For Christmas he got books about WW2.
>>64548608
I'm 47 and my wife is 28. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>64548663
Does your wife take it up the ass?
>>64548694
Only on Mondays
>>64548694
His wife just drains his bank account.
>>64548663
>on 4chan at 47 years old
That's sad m8.
>>64546964
Selfparody
>>64548663
>>64548774
>People responding to an obvious joke as serious
I mean it's not even trolling at this point, it's painfully obvious he's be humorous. You people are fucking morons.
>>64548774
Not as sad as being on it under 25.
>>64548413
vid?
>>64548577
I would hate you so much if I was your wife's son.
>>64549065
You mean my son, I aint some cucked faggot.
And I only have daughters.
>>64549096
So you think. Those are my kids.
>>64549303
>>64549096
*snickering in the distance*
MOICHENDIZING!
Yes. Mouchendizing. Where the real money from the movie is made.
>>64547049
> is this cannon ?
>you lived long enough to see this happen
>>64546964
>Toy for kids
who gives a fuck
>>64547277
This. My wife's son begged for this fucking abomination, I just went online and found a force fx obi wan from the prequels and got it for him instead. He was happy, and now I won't have to see him throwing around some light saber knuckleduster or some shit every weekend.
>>64546964
Whoever greenlit that should have killed himself.
>>64546964
A triple dildo?
>>64546964
These are great, a steal for only $129.99! My wife's son loves playing with them!
>>64549347
>tfw no force awakens stormtrooper flamethrower
>>64548516
>muh honesty
Nobody cares about your opinion.
>/tv/ has gotten to the point of bitching about childrens toys
>>64549050
There isn't one that I know of
I just make the analogy out of thin air.
>>64550109
why?
>>64546964
Yo dawg, heard u lieked light sabers
>>64548577
>hipsters having children
fuck this gay planet
>>64549986
I just kicked my son in the stomach again because you made that dumb comment. I hope you're happy. Now he's in the solarium crying and reading the Quran.
>>64546964
Deperation to milk every shekel as JJ's short-sightedness produced fewer opportunities to make toys out of
>>64550457
best dad ever
>>64550168
9gag leave
>>64550512
>not knowing the origin
9gagger detected
The only good replica lightsabers were the Master Replica ones.
Too bad they're discontinued and cost an arm and a foot for one now.
>>64550546
that was 5 years ago get cancer pham
This looks about hundred times better. Even though it looks like a fleshlight.
>>64550582
surely some nerd has built a real by now
>>64550582
>Current year
>Not making your own Kylo Ren lightsaber
Found the pleb. I killed my fag son with this. Well, this and a bunch of kicks to the stomach. The lightsaber doesn't actually work.
>>64546964
My little nephew got this for Christmas along with Kylo Ren's one which can be screwed in as well. The kids don't even want all the shit, he just uses the actual light sabre bit or sometimes makes a crossguard with the green bits which also makes no sense why they're green.
>>64550162
To illustrate my point
Same way people make up stuff to back their claims, only here I'm stating it's not real were they might claim the video was real instead.
>>64551957
But if it never happened doesn't that just weaken your argument?
>>64549347
Nigga that is Optimus fucking Prime on that cereal.
And Mel just took a Transformers lunchbox and slapped a Spaceballs sticker on it.
>>64547087
>inb4 Rey builds herself a reverse trident saber in VIII
>>64549637
>wife son's
Fuck off.
>>64552280
it's a meme you dip
Got the Kylo saber for my nephew. All he plays with it the little blade that attaches to the bottom. 30 bucks well spent. Thanks Disney.
>>64548663
>I'm 47
>and my wife is 28
Fuck off chad.
>>64550610
>red got it's own color
yes, perfect
>>64552428
yea and its fucking shit meme. fuck off
>>64552511
You're a stupid piece of fucking fag cock.
>>64546988
/thread
>>64552599
You're a shit meme.
>>64550610
This toy was awesome.
>>64547049
No.
This is Cannon.
>>64549830
mfw Disney made Star Wars The Flamethrower canon
>>64547277
Don't talk to your wife's son like that
>>64553857
I wasn't. I was talking to your wife's son like that. See he's my son too.
