BILLIONS OF STARS AND YET I HAVE TO OBTAIN IMAGINARY PAPER WEALTH AND HAND IT TO ANOTHER HUMAN JUST TO MAINTAIN MY EXISTANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE!
>>64540349
What has that nigger done for the world of science besides turning it into a meme?
Like seriously, has he discovered anything or done anything note worthy?
>How poetic.
>>64540349
>artificially conceived borders
>le meme science black man
this is the problem when people dont remember history
oh great and the preparation for acceptance of a world government begins
I don't see how anyone could take anything this man says seriously.
His ego is attached to every word he speaks.
>>64540433
Amish is an enlightened 3rd worlder indeed. He still belives in Allah, but its ok beucase thats an exotic non-christian religion.
>>64540396
he didn't even finish his phd, and then blamed it on racism
>>64540349
No wonder reddit suck his dick so much.
He's like that free spirited pot head you knew when you were 14.
>>64540396
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson
He basically dumbs down science for people like you and me. If people weren't interested in science we wouldn't have scientists. He creates more interest. Stay hateful.
>>64540547
But he did.
>>64540547
lol wut?
>>64540609
Finish his PhD, I mean.
>>64540510
He's a DESIGNATED, his gods look like the Na'vi.
>>64540564
So "No" is the answer to my question.
I'm studying electrical engineering and theoretical physics right so I don't need some spear chucker to make science accessible to retards like you. Speak for yourself.
>If people weren't interested in science we wouldn't have scientists
You are so fucking dumb
>>64540547
>>64540609
If he's so smart, why does he need a PhD?
Wouldn't having one negate all his worldly and scientific observations?
based science black man BTFO the system
>>64540349
I hope this nigger gets stabbed
>>64540349
that's not poetic, that's a dumbed down oversimplification of geography, international politics, and limitations in resources and human capital
>>64540676
Yeah fuck the system, amirite /b/ros?
>>64540640
> After receiving a master's degree in astronomy at the University of Texas at Austin in 1983, he earned his M.Phil. (1989) and Ph.D. (1991) in astrophysics at Columbia University.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson
>>64540349
the only thing trying to sound smart does is make them seem dumb as fuck
he must be an impatient person
>>64540705
I don't even think oversimplification is the proper word to describe his statement. The implications that he is suggesting would be catastrophic if executed.
>>64540675
>I don't need some spear chucker to make science accessible to retards like you.
Do you hate Sagan and Kaku as well?
>>64540710
Yeah, that's what I said.
>>64540707
It has nothing to do with the system. The man obviously boasts about how smart he is, but according to his opinions (not mine), a PhD would be worthless.
He's essentially backed himself into a corner where he looks like an absolute hypocrite.
>>64540396
What have you done for humanity recently?
>>64540750
>, but according to his opinions (not mine), a PhD would be worthless.
When did he say that?
>>64540547
Pretty Huge Dick
no, really, he has a PHD in astrophysics
If de-assface Tyson hates "artificial borders" so much, why does his house have walls? Those are artificial borders too, and they keep other human beings, i.e. hobos, from coming in and taking his stuff.
>>64540768
He doesn't have to. That's the fucking point anon.
Keep up.
>>64540349
>Had to use a crow bar to breach an artificially conceived border in order to visit the home of members of my own species, but they were out, so I took some of their shit because they weren't using it at the time.
>>64540675
>Getting people to want to be more active about something is stupid
It's funny to see you get so mad about nigs, though. You must be a cuck, or have a little dick complex.
>>64540564
>He basically dumbs down science for people like you and me.
So basically a job that any moderately-literate jackass can do?
>>64540764
I post and get lots of replies meaning I'm interesting.
>>64540785
>He doesn't have to. That's the fucking point anon.
I don't understand what you're getting at. He doesn't have to say that getting a PhD is worthless, so that means he says that getting a PhD is worthless?
>>64540764
Anon doesn't have tons of Redditors sucking his dick.
Tyson does.
Tyson is the one that needs to justify himself.
>>64540812
I'm not explaining it to you. Hopefully you have a moment of clarity when you figure it out tomorrow.
>>64540836
>I'm not explaining it to you.
Of course you would say that, you barely graduated high school and now are made at people who get PhD's.
>>64540349
>this is the problem when people....
People start talking shit outside of their area of expertise...
>>64540854
Oh yes, I 'made'.
Go to sleep anon. It was nice talking to you.
>>64540349
Why did he capitalize passport?
Literally anyone moderately competent in the scientific community could do what Tyson does.
Tyson, however, gets free promotion, air-time and status do to the fact that the scientific community needed a mass-media celebrity, and he was the only black guy in the room.
They couldn't turn down the opportunity to look more "progressive" and "diverse". Now they have a well-known black guy they can point to any time they get called "racist".
Tyson lucked the fuck out.
If he were white he'd be stuck at a dead-end data-entry or paper-pushing job at a university somewhere and nobody would ever know his name.
>>64540798
Carl Sagan did the same shit, and I don't see any Sagan hate threads. So why don't you come up with another excuse, or be honest about your hatred for nigs.
>>64540876
Oh no, a fucking typo. At least you demonstrated you at least got a C in English, burger flipper.
>>64540764
I took one for the team and fucked your mom
>>64540903
>Y-Y-Y-You just hate black people! Racist!
Democrat spotted.
>>64540675
>anon posts a link listing his published works
>ignore it because you're too much of a faggot to actually delve into a source of information and would rather attack anon's less important point
>>64540934
>Can't explain why he's the only person you hate. So, you completely avoid the point.
You must loathe Bill Nye.
>>64540934
>shoves a retard in any given position normally occupied by a competent person
What the fuck is this retard doing here?
YOU RETARDOPHOBES ARE SO INTOLERANT!!!!!
>>64540811
>>64540925
>>64540830
So you guys did nothing other than being worthless retards on /tv/.
At least this guy helped a lot of people approach science.
why are whites so racist baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYM3xqKW7wk
>>64540903
As a person who actually respects both of them, Tyson is a shallow impersonation of Sagan who rides his coattails. That being said though I still consider Tyson as important a PR figure to science as Sagan was. Also there's plenty of hate for Sagan nowadays because reddit likes him, so therefore /tv/ and every other board has to be contrarian faggots.
>>64540675
>engineer thinks he's a scientist
>>64540675
>gets btfo and runs from thread
Everytime.
He's shit at talking about anything other than science.
>it's a /tv/ gets mad at black science man thread
Do you tards even know that his official job is to be a spokesperson on astronomy? He's not really a working astrophysicist, he's the director of a planetarium. Granted the media calls him a scientist and pat themselves on the back for having an educated black guy on, but they also call Bill Nye a scientician and he's a TV clown with a degree in mechanical engineering. It's Tyson's job to popularize science and astronomy and that's what he does.l
>>64541008
Because non-whites hate our fucking guts as much as we hate them.
>>64540903
Carl Sagan wasn't such a smug prick about it.
>>64540811
this is what delusional fucktards actually believe
>>64541066
There are literal cucks in this thread that aren't going to be pleased with your logic.
le negro science man
>>64540780
Physical walls serve other purposes you mongoloid, but nice attempt.
>>64540780
>living in a ghetto
>>64540903
You shut your whore mouth about Carl Sagan son, don't compare Neil to him, Sagan was a genious, pure and humble person with a lot to teach that died way too son
There is literally nothing wrong with passports or borders.
Being of the same species doesn't exactly mean we all get along perfectly and never try to fuck one another over.
>>64541158
>Sagan was a genious, pure and humble person with a lot to teach
dude weed lmao
>>64540786
underrated post
>>64540798
>any moderately-literate jackass can do
I'd like to see someone like that (you) actually read a few dozen research papers/publications and regurgitate it so that the common pleb would understand.
>>64540349
DUDE WE'RE ALL THE SAME LMAO
DUDE BORDERS ARE IMAGINARY THATS WHY THEY AFFECT MY REAL LIFE LMAO
DUDE IM A SCIENTIST I HAVE A QUIRKY VIEW ON THINGS LMAO
>>64540980
Not that guy but yes i do loathe all these science celebrity guys that dumb it down, they're all pot smoking liberal faggots that like to say things like the OP to appeal to more young liberal faggots like yourself
>>64541167
I mean, if you're him, you have to talk about big planets and shit all day. Shit like
>What would it take for people to go to mars
and things like that. It doesn't matter that he is just bullshitting in front of an audience, it's still what's on his mind.
Essentially, when you put that in perspective with society, you get all of these memey lmao weed type tweets and thoughts. So don't really think of it as a political statement but more of a perspective shift.
>>64540349
>oceans
>artificially concieved
What fucking hack school gave this assclown a degree
Sagan was and will always be best Cosmos host. Get fucked you fat dindu.
>>64541299
I'd love to give this smug fat nigger a perspective shift...from the perspective of the scope on my hunting rifle.
This man is the atheist fedora neckbeard lord of all lords. He is contrarian to a T, and always takes any and all chances to lead more people down the path of science and ultimately to their demise.
>>64541299
>>64541257
>Shitting on dumbed down stoner style scientists when guys like Carl Sagan loved weed
Why is /tv/ so afraid of drugs?
LITERALLY pic related holy shit
>>64540349
This is what happens when you share a planet with Muslims
>>64541209
he is right tho
that's what I love about the EU, I can visit any country without passport
>inb4 bad guys abuse that
criminals abuse everything, doesn't mean honest citizens should pay the price for it
>>64541470
>criminals abuse everything, doesn't mean honest citizens should pay the price for it
Read what you just posted. No, seriously, read it.
>>64541470
Enjoy your 10 million new "Germans," ubercuck
>We're just monkeys on a rock in space, why do we even use money lol
I swear to God, man
>>64540349
i love you /tv/
>>64541559
Yeah? So I guess we should remove any kind of freedom since criminals are going to abuse it.
>>64541470
but they do pay the price for it you stupid fuck
>>64541668
Honest citizens are the people who pay the price for criminals doing shit you fucking retard
>>64541449
>Dude carl segan tried weed its cool now r-r-right?
keep trying to justify it to yourself
Weed is for losers, and I've done enough drugs to know its shit too
Kill yourself Reddit
>>64541717
>>64541765
>being this stupid
So? The system isn't perfect anyway.
I guess we should turn everything into a police state so people can be "safe".
>>64541768
>i can't handle my drugs therefore they are bad
KEK HOLD
>>64541816
>gets butthurt about border cause le nigger science guy said something
>FUCK IT LETS JUST TURN IT INTO A POLICE STATE
Liberal faggots like you never know what balance is
>>64541824
>completely missing the point
R E T A R D
E
T
A
R
D
>>64541668
>Europeans think freedom means destroying their borders
Brb shooting a .50 cal off the back porch into 30 acres of wilderness while speaking freely without fear of retribution
>>64541837
Passports really worked agaisnt 9/11
>>64541816
Nice strawman m8, just cause I don't want ISIS able to roam through a continent without any security doesnt mean I advocate a police state
>>64541872
So you do want a police state?
>>64541066
Is it also his job to bitch about how irrational humans haven't created a universal government with a post scarcity economy yet like a redditor?
NEW THREAD
>>64537808
>>64540349
This is like high school level shit. And somehow he's making a living off of grown ass adults that think this shit is brilliant?
Welcome to erf, muthafucka.
>>64541885
You do realise that Daesh will just get passports from turkey if they want them right?
>>64540564
Jesus Christ we don't want dipshits in science. Throw that shit at toddlers. It'd be more effective.
>>64541768
Wow dude, you're so cool, I bet you do such hardcore drugs brah! Let's totally hit the slopes bro xDD
>>64541908
Yep might as well let 'em all in.
>>64540903
Sagan was a fucking nerd through and through. Tysons a sweaty creep.
>>64540349
>artificially conceived borders
Let's eliminate those borders. We can start by sending any/all immigrants to his neighborhood.
$100 says when he's culturally enriched he will want those borders back. (If he's still alive.)
>Come on! it's CURRENT YEAR and you haven't opened your borders to allow the destruction of civilization by hordes of savages yet?!?
>>64541939
Well if you can't stop the things you're worried about then there isn't much point.
>>64541079
He was enlightened by his own intelligence.
No really he was really high on his intellect so he was mostly harmless.
Fucking intellect hippy. Probably never came down from one of his trips.
>>64541961
Europeans will now call you a bootlicker for wanting to protect your nations borders, as they try to mentally justify why their daughters are being raped right and left
>>64541768
>is a smug asshole
>does drugs
>wonders why drugs make him a loser
I've got bad news for you, anon.
>>64540564
>He basically dumbs down science for stupid tumblr bitches who like "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE XD" groups
FTFY
>>64541926
>that post
You should try going outside anon
>>64540745
>The implications that he is suggesting would be catastrophic if executed.
Not for the global elite :^)
>>64541997
Why did white people decide that surrender is a winning strategy? Is this this like a genetic things that implodes dominant species, or spreads their genes to elevate the entire human race?
God pls answr
>>64542009
No ones wondering why drugs make you a loser anon just you try getting off /tv/ sometime
>>64542066
People stopped caring about your idealistic, romantic humanist ideas. Because those ideas are a cancer on humanity. fuck you plato.
>>64541872
They would have if we didn't allow Muslims or Arabs into the country
>>64542066
They grew complacent. I doubt it will ever be as bad a problem in the US, as we still have to fight fairly hard to make a living here and not nearly as much is handed out by the government.
DUDE FUCK THIS SHIT
I DONT NEED TO GET A JOB
>>64542046
>implying I haven't done any drugs
I've done plenty of drugs too m8, I just think is stupid that you're hating on weed like you're too good for it. I like coke (probably too much) but people who make some big deal about how much blow they do like it makes them cool are annoying as fuck.
>>64541997
They were raped in self-defense! Those evil girls shouldn't have provoked the poor innocent refugees by wearing western dress!!!!
>this is what leftists actually believe
>>64540349
BRAVO TYSON
I was wrestled down by the men bearing the artificial construct of title known "Security" at the artificial "house" built by star-dust, forming the composite of what is known as the White house, because I lacked a piece of paper artifically called "Proper Access Credentials"
I was unable to simply lay torque from piece of metal known as "knife", with force derived from relative thrust of mass upon the man who according to social construct hold high place in hierchy, known as "president".
>>64542193
Fucking cis-pig, rape is part of their culture, stop trying to oppress them by taking that away
>>64542193
They are just raping because they dont feel at home. We must bring in 6 million more young male muslims to make them more comfortable
>>64542222
Everybody was so, uh, so fascinated with the idea that they, uh, could, nobody stopped and asked if they should.
Tyson needs to come back down to earth.
>>64542185
>doing coke
Teach me to be cool like you, please. Not being ironic btw.
>>64542193
>>64542226
>>64542259
>tfw this is really the European reaction
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12083921/Mayor-of-Cologne-urges-code-of-conduct-for-young-women-to-prevent-future-assaults.html
>>64542066
Becuase the only winning strategy is not to play
>>64540349
So, is he anti-government now or what?
>>64540349
>wake up
>see an intruder in my house
>tell him to get the fuck out
>he blathers on about "artificially conceived borders"
>cops shoot him dead
>>64540780
Walls are uh physical borders last time I checked
>>64541961
Ironic.
The entire western culture was born from immigrant barbarians invading roman land
Reddit: The Black Popularizer of Memes
>>64542375
.....they are still artificial
>>64542307
So the left's argument is now, "they were asking for it"
What happened to the whole "still not asking for it" thing? It just doesn't apply to Muslim rapists?
>>64542387
I can see it. I'm a white nigger.
>>64541896
Is it your job to post stupid shit on a signaporean gravestone carving website?
>>64542387
>surely nothing will go wrong if we follow in the Romans' footsteps
>>64542296
Coke fucking sucks. It feels amazing but it really is addictive. Shit can ruin your life easily if you let it. That being said, you should go become a fratboy and snort a couple hundred dollars up your nose every weekend, its pretty fun.
>>64542307
that's Germany not Europe
>>64540564
>people like you and me
Speak for yourself reddit
>>64542375
You think walls on a normal house are naturally occurring? What?
>>64542601
>tfw you want to try coke but you're kinda out of shape and there's a history of heart problems in your family and you're trying to not go into cardiac arrest
it's probably for the best now that I think about it...
>>64542478
The stream of progress will continue as it did in the past, just in a different form from what we know today.
The romans became decadent and complacent. Their culture stagnated and grew weak. The barbarian immigrants who federated into rome brought in new vigour and transformed the ailing roman culture into a dynamic force that shaped the next millenia.
Thus is it is so now. We are on the threshold of a new alamagamated and dynamic culture born from the intercourse of east and west
>>64542307
You mean the German reaction.
You are literally given the country, what does it have to do with a continent?
>>64542677
Yeah that might be bad but you could try a just a bump or two, it wouldn't fuck you up that much, but you'd definitely feel it since it's your first time. You should definitely at some kind of party though, doing coke any other time is the real sign of a cokehead
>>64540675
Add a 'the' before and an 's' on the end of science if it triggers your autism.
Surely you can extrapolate from incomplete data.
>>64540764
Not be a nigger :^)
Just a reminder
>>64540675
>I'm studying electrical engineering
Opinion discarded
>>64542375
ey fuckwith you know what artificial mean right
>says 5 year old shit like this
>considered intelligent
>poster boy for pop science
>>64540349
maybe he should be thrown on an island, and anyone can go on it, niggers, paki, chinks..
let's see how happy he is with muh freedom when he gets raped, sliced up and taught math.
>>64540349
I hate pop scientists so fucking much.
Hey dipshit, your entire reality is artificially conceived.
>>64540903
Yes, I hate him because he's a nigger. Hating niggers comes naturally to me. I make no excuses for hating niggers. I've hated niggers all my life and I'll keep hating them. Just because society says that hating them is bad, doesn't mean I have to deny an essential part of myself.
Cry more.
This is not related to television & film yet here it is, people getting worked up over a fucking tweet
>>64540903
I hate on Sagan all the fucking time.
The fuck have this mouthpieces actually contributed to the body of science before they sold out? This includes Michao Kaku (sp), the atheist brit fag guy, and Black Man Scientist, as well as Sagan.
>>64540396
http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/curriculum-vitae
>On the Possibility of a Major Impact on the Uranus in the Past Century
>Neil D. Tyson, Michael W. Richmond, Michael Woodhams, & Luca Ciotti
>An Exposure Guide for Taking Twilight Flatfields with Large Format CCDs
>Neil D. Tyson & Roy R. Gal
>Radial Velocity Distribution and Line Strengths of 33 Carbon Stars in the Galactic Bulge
>Neil D. Tyson & R. Michael Rich
>On the possibility of Gas-Rich Dwarf Galaxies in the Lyman-alpha Forest
>Neil D. Tyson
>Bursting Dwarf Galaxies: Implications for Luminosity Function, Space Density, and Cosmological Mass Density
>Neil D. Tyson & John M. Scalo
>>64544712
>cosmos isn't a tv show
>>64544738
So nothing really noteworthy. No wonder he got into showbusiness.
>>64544738
>a Major Impact on the Uranus
:^)
>>64540349
was he going to the zoo?
>>64544738
>On the Possibility of a Major Impact on the Uranus in the Past Century
kek
>>64544750
>Let's laugh at a pop culture scientist on social media!
>It's relevant because he was on TV once! hahaha, NIGGERS!
>>64542685
>le march of progress :^)
Rome was beaten and assimilated by vibrant, successful cultures
Europe is voluntarily importing human garbage from failed states
Not comparable, cuck
>>64540812
Fucking moron. He's saying passports are useless and borders are imaginary. So, by his logic, a PhD would be meaningless
Lick my clit and balls
