So why was Cloverfield attacking NYC again?
because its actually hell lol
>>64488238
it was autistic
because hes a space nigger
>>64488259
kek
>>64488238
He was upset that they cancelled Sex In The City.
>>64488238
its a lost babby monster
>>64488238
I don't blame him for attacking it. Place sucks donkey dicks.
because it's a giant monster movie. how are you going to have a giant monster movie without it attacking a city you fucking retard
>>64488438
Found the autistic teenager
>>64488238
Because it attacking a quaint French village wouldn't have been glamorous enough for Amerilarditards
>Cloverfield is 8 years old this year
could cloverfield beat godzilla
>>64488489
no. Godzilla literally knows martial arts and boxing
Would you like an anvil
I have enough anvils as it is
It came out of a crevice in the atlantic ocean due to deep sea drilling. New York was just nearby.
>>64488489
>Paint MUTO on his legs
>Piss off Godzilla and then lead him to Cloverfield
>Godzilla v Cloverfield: Dawn of Destruction
Wasn't there supposed to be a sequel?
>>64488238
Angry teenage Japanese boy was piloting it.
>canon
>>64488629
i forgot that, never read it though
Isn't Cloverfield a girl?
>>64488555
trips confirm
He wanted his mommy.
>>64488629
What?
If you were a giant monster wouldn't your first target be some shithole inhabited by a bunch of obnoxious people?
>>64488555
you literally see it fall from the sky at the end
>>64488238
Why does Cloverfield look like she just got her hair did?
>>64488977
That's a satellite belonging to the fake company featured in the movie.
>>64488238
more subtle than having it attack Israel
>>64488560
I'd watch that. Good fucking god, I need it.
>>64488238
He was crashing the city without survivors. Because he was a big guy, for us.
>>64488424
someone lives in texas or nobody town lmao
>>64489110
>movie is another 90 minutes of military tacticool shit as a bad actor shouts "MUH FAMILY"
>>64489237
I almost choked on my food reading this
>>64489169
I live right next to that dump.
>>64488238
because he works for Islam
>>64488629
hold up, what?
>>64489382
>>64488830
Cloverfield/Kishin.
Its an official manga that never left Japan.
>>64489150
that was epic win lol
Lizzy looked so hot in this movie...why did she have to blow up?
Would you?
>>64488238
He really hated the taste of the New Slusho.
>>64489326
Where, Texas? If you're from any state surrounding texas you are obligated to shut your fucking mouth about what a "dump" is, fucking Arkansas.
>>64488518
am I the only one who liked Cloverfield? I felt the movie gave off a great sense of scale and awe, that it was very effectively filmed, much similar to Pacific Rim in a way, which managed give a sense of weight to the bots, minus the tiny humans scurrying about to juxtapose the size of things
>>64488238
because its the worst fucking city
>>64489918
>am I the only one
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
youre pretty special :o)
>>64489965
didn't mean to trigger you, it's just that the consensus seems to be that it didn't do much anything for anyone
>>64490046
my lucky day! direct communication with Lord God Special Poster! i better make this good:
i hate to inform you, but many people liked Cloverfield. were you not around here when all the viral marketing was prevalent? i think i would have remembered somebody as Special as You.
>>64489918
Literallyone of my fave movies. saw it in theaters, the only movie I bought on release day, and later bought the blu ray, though I had found that for like, 4 bucks or so.
>>64490046
>>64490184
Children, children, calm down. the movie was very loved/hated and it wasnt uncommon to see either side be very vocal about their opinion on it.
>>64488489
Cloverfield has no kiss of death.
Godzilla would rape and pillage.
>>64489437
>Cloverfield/Kishin
I really fucking hate japanese people.
>>64490282
Fucking gooks training commie killing machines from young age
>>64488238
Because he was new born looking for his mother
>>64489918
I really liked the movie, especially the ARG that happened along with it. The part where they're saving Rob's ex in her apartment, and see the monster coming towards their direction is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjzCfgTIsDw
I hope if there's a sequel, they do it like a documentary, and have all kinds of footage of the monster and destruction from various people. Kind of like countless 9/11 documentaries.
>>64490470
Is Dibnah posting going to become a thing pal?
>>64490725
>that CGI oil rig
You can really see the JJ Abrams seal of approval. It looks on par with the LOST submarine.
>>64490859
>become
>>64490879
That's because it's part of the ARG, not the actual movie. They're not gonna spend thousands of dollars on a short video they're just gonna upload online.
>>64490725
the ARG was lost potential. They never actually planned any sort of arc for it. You just had those minisites and that was it.
>worst girl is the only survivor
>best girl gets her face blown off
shit movie
>>64488350
I feel bad for laughing at this.
>>64488518
And the Plasma Breath PP.
>>64488518
And basketball
>>64488489
Fuck no!
>>64491020
I remember all the theories people had about the ARG prior to them knowing what it was actually about. Fucking Voltron and shit
>>64490184
K autismo
would anyone here risk their lives to go into the roof of a crumbling building for a girl?
>>64488485
> the 1998 version of Godzilla came out 28 years ago
>>64490725
what is this
she literally looks like an owl
According to the writer and what WAS going to be explored in the sequel.
>Meteor lands in the ocean right next to where an ancient beasts..... baby is sleeping
>Government investigate meteorite discover giant monster thing under water
>They begin dropping bombs and torpedo'ing the thing
>All this does is wake it up, it then tries to escape the military by hiding amongst New York City
But in my own head canon, I like to think its constant cries during the attack woke up its family and that is why it's implied the world is fucked up/there are many more attacks after the film.
>>64492453
If it were your mom and it meant I got to fuck her one more time then yes.
>>64492484
Who?
>>64492643
exactly
>>64492634
uncalled for
>>64492721
He's still saving your mom, your ungrateful fuck.
>>64492609
I'm surprised they never tried to continue it in some other medium. Shit would have worked as a comic book on the type of budget they'd need
>>64492745
oh i don't mind that be my guest, knock yourself out, just don't try anything sexual
>>64492846
Go outside and play, momma needs to show her gratitude.
>>64489918
Eh I thought it was okay, I thought the parasite and subsequent body explosions were the best parts.
>we will never see another viral campaign like cloverfield's
why even try living, bros
>>64489918
I thought it was fantastic too bro. It's the best of the found-footage style in my opinion, easily.
>>64488350
its sex and the city.
different universe anon, educate yourself.
>>64493006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>64489918
>cloverfield
>remotely similar to pacific rim in any way
maybe how much the acting sucked
>>64490184
holy fuck you are a faggot
>>64488567
>implying JJ will ever willingly go back and make the sequel
It'll happen eventually but it'll be after the giant monster movie hype dies off again.
>Pacific Rim 2
>US Godzilla 2
>New Toho Godzilla
>New Gammera
>New King Kong
>very likely a new Godzilla vs. King Kong
>>64490046
>>64493805
FUCK BROCCOLI, NIGGER
>>64488238
Something about being angry because slushee pollution woke him up.
>>64489150
Only right answer.
their Old Ones, i ain't gotta explain shit
probably got tired of some asshole eating their children so they decided to forgo using the beast plague and decided to just go ham
>>64489726
Calm down cowbro, he was talking about NYC
>>64493448
>>64492406
>>64490282
fuck off reddit. don't ask moronic "am I le only one" questions here
>>64495053
it's rare I see an actual autist on the board
>>64488489
>that old advertisement with all the teenagers coming out of the theater saying it could best Godzilla
Got 100% mad af.
>>64489965
Gamzee?
