>watch a movie
>it's actually ciñémæ
>>64480828
>observing a kino
>it's actually a fļïçķ
>watch a flick
>sequel is a kïñoğřåph
>>64480828
>watch an old flick
>it coincidentally mirrors a future real life event, and it is retroactively turned into a cinemà
>marketed as a cinemá
>is actually a kiñofliçkogræphÿ
what is a moovie
>>64481300
Memes aside, has this ever happened? I mean, a sudden shift from artistic intention from a movie to its sequel. The only example I can think of is Gremlins.
>watch çïñèmâ
>fall asleep
>watch a movie
Wait a minute I'm on /tv/ I don't watch movies
>>64481461
The Exorcist
>>64480828
It's funny how you copied this when here it just means a place you go to watch films
>watch a śćhňïţżęł
>third act is a mäçåŕoñî
>>64481461
Crank 2
>Go see a flick
>Turns into a film
>Then into a movie
>Then into a kino
>Then back to a flick before finishing as cinema
>open 4chan thread
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>64481910
>go to blockbuster
>check out the cinéma section because I am a patrician
>on the way over peruse the film shelf
>notice that the archivist mislabeled a ķīņœğŕåph as a movie
>quickly bring it to the front to rent
>the librarian at the checkout station notices that it has been mislabeled
>sorry sir you will have to morgage this, we do not lease ķīņœğŕåphs
>call my bank and get a loan instead
>get in my 2016 Chevrolet Impala™
>start to drive home
>get stuck in traffic
>call home to let my wife know I will be late
>my wife's son picks up and tells me that it's alright because my wife already left to go clubbing
>it's alright because I'm going to be up all night watching my ķîňœ on my 4k tv at 0.5x speed
>get home
>grab my crab legs from the fridge
>open up the ķïñö case
>there is a flick inside
>>64482035
I was talking about Zoolander actually
>>64482085
>INSIDE the computer
>it's so simple
Totes.
>watch porn cinema
>it's actually an enema
>>64482083
lœl
