Well, would it?
What's wrong with Tarzan?
>>64473370
>Would Tarzan survive in the 21st century
Nah. Deforestation, poachers, and AIDS would kill him and the gorillas early on.
>>64473370
It won't survive at the box office that at for sure
tarzan should be black
>>64473420
>A white man and a white woman
ridiculous desu
>Tarzan is not black
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>>64473420
He's gay
>>64473370
WHY IS HE WHITE??????!!!!!!
NAW NIGGA
>>64473579
Tarzan would be living in germany as a refugee on welfare and cucking some guy's wife in the 21st century
Tarzan is clearly a black character whose skin colour was changed to appease the sensibilities of the time it was written.
In a sense he's pretty much a reverse Hermione
>>64473370
Why do white men love dating the Asian Man's leavings?
he'll fit in pretty well.
tarzan is a cuck, look up the end of the book.
>>64473370
if he was black itd get an award for bravery
he has to be white considering a black man living among gorillas would be too racist, i mean, come the fuck on, it's 2016!
imo tarzan should be cucked by an educated rich black man who's a scholar and huntsman. And Jane should find true love with him while tarzan should realize that this world doesn't need another white cis male scum, and he should fuck back off to the jungle again.
>>64473420
A man being strong and sweeping a woman off her feet, both figuratively and literally.
>>64473829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes
> Ultimately, Tarzan travels to Jane's native Baltimore, Maryland only to find that she is now in the woods of Wisconsin. Tarzan finally meets Jane in Wisconsin where they renew their acquaintance and he learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton. Meanwhile, clues from his parents' cabin have enabled D'Arnot to prove Tarzan's true identity. Instead of claiming his inheritance, Tarzan chooses to conceal his identity and renounce his heritage for the sake of Jane's happiness.
>>64473829
He should also begin a sexual relationship with a male orangutan. It's 2016.
>King of the Apes
White man
Not a chance
>>64473370
if he's white it would
>>64473740
>tarzan is a cuck
holy shit, you're right
It would fit prefectly, a man depicted like a beast and a woman depicted like a superior intelligent being.
>>64473370
To be completely honest, I'm waiting for a remake with a wild overpowered woman to sweep a weak man off his feet.
You can laugh but you know it's probably going ot happen, look as the new star wars film.
>>64473884
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes
>"Clayton is named "Tarzan" ("White Skin" in the ape language) and raised in ignorance of his human heritage."
I thought Tarzan was like, a criticism of how like civilized society isn't actually civilized or some shit
>>64473884
>Baltimore
>William Clayton
holy fuck!
jane left the white king of the apes for a literal ape?
>>64473884
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>make tarzan black
>biggest movie of the year in america
>>64473420
He's the epitome of the mighty whitey trope.
>>64473972
But black males can't be portrayed as weak can they?
And there's no way a white female would go with an inferior white male
>>64473708
Writer stated him as white, try again reddit.
>>64473370
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes
Clayton is named "Tarzan" ("White Skin" in the ape language) and raised in ignorance of his human heritage.
>>64473370
Indians/Asians pay for their own movies and cast Indians and Asians as different races every day.
> white people don't give a shit
White people pay to make a movie and cast whites.
> Shitskins are weeping in the streets
You want to lean some true RACE WASHING? Watch some Hong Kong and Bollywood movies sometime.
Shitskins: want to see shitskins in YOUR movies?
Then YOU pay for them fucking niggers.
>>64474074
>But black males can't be portrayed as weak can they?
Finn
why doesn't tarzan ever have a beard?
>>64474150
But anon, the OP is referring to gender. Might want to let the rage subside before posting
>>64474164
Hmm good point it sounds it sounds like white females take precedence over even black males
>>64474197
Its from the novel, he shaves his face in order to elevate himself from the apes
>>64474053
>make tarzan a black ghetto kid
>tarzan king of the ghetto
>and jane a rich white college girl who wants to make a study about kids living in ghettos
>biggest movie of the year in america
Why wouldn't Tarzan be white? Why would Jane be asian, black, whatever?
Tarzan is the son of a bristish lord. If they think a british lord would be black or whatever then people are deranged. If people then think a black family would be able to find funding for an expedition during the time Tarzan takes place then they're even more deranged.
>>64473370
Not going to lie senpai
George of the jungle> Tarzan
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>>64474150
>>64474364
>a bristish lord can't be black
who are you to tell us who can and can't be black in a fictional story?
go fuck back off to stormfront you fucking nazi racist.
>>64473740
>tarzan is a cuck
Explain. Does Jane end up with some other guy in England or something?
>>64474364
Show me in the novel where it says he was white, except for all those occassions where they explicitly call him white
>>64474150
>Shitskins: want to see shitskins in YOUR movies?
>Then YOU pay for them fucking niggers.
This.
Make Tarzan be the son of some greedy Chinese capitalists, exploiting Africa just like they are IRL. Please the SJWs and the foreign market.
>>64473420
>he's not a black man getting a white woman, so not enough diversity
>if they made him black, it would be racist
>>64474002
someone needs to make this a JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>64473370
He survived on an island alone, why would the political thoughts of 2-3 countries 1000s of miles away change anything?
>>64473579
This is a maybe.
>>64474437
Fucking WAICIST Japanese!
BOYCOTT JAP MOVIES!
>>64474150
>Shitskins: want to see shitskins in YOUR movies?
>Then YOU pay for them fucking niggers.
/thread
>>64473370
Is this one of Disney's live action remakes of their earlier cartoon movies?
>>64473740
>Ultimately, Tarzan travels to Jane's native Baltimore, Maryland only to find that she is now in the woods of Wisconsin. Tarzan finally meets Jane in Wisconsin where they renew their acquaintance and he learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton. Meanwhile, clues from his parents' cabin have enabled D'Arnot to prove Tarzan's true identity. Instead of claiming his inheritance, Tarzan chooses rather to conceal and renounce his heritage for the sake of Jane's happiness.
CIVILIZED
>>64474150
>article doesn't say anything about race and is more about whether a feral man could survive in a modern technological society
>SHITSKINS NIGGERS SHITSKINS
>>64473708
lol the whole point of tarzan is that it's a child of civilisation bred in the wild, that's what makes it special. there's nothing special about a monkey in a jungle.
Nothing is sacred /tv/
>>64474150
that's not really how it works.
kikes (studios and producers) gamble on a stupid concept for a movie.
customers (white, black, asian, whatever) watch the movie.
movie is a success or a failure.
as long as you faggots watch sjw pandering movies and they turn a profit, they are going to be produced. Nobody in kikewood is throwing away money just to produce sjw propaganda, but as long as sjw propaganda is profitable, it's going to be made.
>>64474498
>and the foreign market.
Except the Chinese market
>>64473420
its literally a white black man. like that exodus movie.
>>64473370
Have people just lost the ability in this day and age to midn their own fucking business? Why do people need to tell me what media I am or am not allowed to enjoy?
>>64474703
I feel sorry for the Brits.
>>64474762
>Why do people need to tell me what media I am or am not allowed to enjoy?
Because at least half the country is obsessed with being constantly outraged
>>64474762
>in this day and age
it's always been like this, the only difference is that the internet exists now.
people never minded only their own fucking business in the history of mankind.
>>64474703
WE WUZ KANGS
>>64473829
This sounds good desu
>>64474772
The bretons and the french too, most of the arthurian legends were written by the french
>tfw the little black symbols (hermines) on his coat of arms are on every single one of my ex-nation's flags
>Lancelot's real blason doesn't even have them
Fuck you fuck them
>>64473995
Hell no. The original book as all about how white nobility is inherently superior to every other race (or natural force) on the planet. It's fun, but it's basically just trashy pulp fiction that was based on popular social views and literary conventions of the time.
No cause everyone is offending by everything. They'd be offended by a fart
>>64475316
>trying to show your dominance by farting in public
Not on my watch, shitlord.
>>64475316
>No cause everyone is offending by everything
>>64473370
No.
If he's white while living in wild Africa that would be called racist
If he's black while living in wild Africa that would really be called racist.
Tarzan was literally written as a symbol of white upper class British superiority and nobody actually likes the British but teenage girls anymore so no.
>>64475316
>No cause everyone is offending by everything
is this the meaning of life?
>>64475416
Life in the XXI century sure
>>64474703
Are they remaking the black knight?
>>64475353
Bruh people bitched about Starbuck cups.
>>64474760
>we wuz Pharoahs n sheit
It's literally about how an infant with aristocratic English blood - even after being raised by apes - will take to being well mannered and display valour and be respectable in courting an English lady. It's the height of Victorian biological determinism. It wouldn't survive the fucking 50s.
>>64475473
I meant that the sentence makes no grammatical sense
>>64473370
yes because its already an established and set story
>>64474703
WE WUZ SIRZ N SHIT
>>64474703
>>64474703
What is the thing around his neck?
>>64476918
His muslim scarf
>>64474074
Tarzan becomes a strong black female.
This is the solution
Just because he lives with monkeys doesn't mean he needs to be black. These are the jungles of, like, Borneo. Not Detroit.
>>64477478
The solution:
Tarzan is black, jane is bisexual
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>>64474508
Just, just, just fuck my shit up poor as he can be! AHHHHHHHH! Pay alimony!
>>64478137
nice
