Is /tv/ hyped for the latest Oscar bait?
>>64465254
She's literally whitest black woman...
>>64465309
just one drop of negro blood makes you all black mate
>write
lol
Of course what they mean by this is that the writers will occasionally send her a draft of the script, and she'll read through it and suggest a Few lines for her character, most of which will be ignored
>>64465254
I really don't want to see her writing. Bitch doesn't even write her own songs how the fuck is she going to write an hour and a half script?
>wanting to do a film about a freak show star
>>64465254
She looks like a black Emily Blunt in that picture.
SA had slaves? i thought it was just apartheid or is this boer SA not brit?
>>64465418
>According to The Sun newspaper, Beyoncé has hired a team of acting coaches and writers to put together the movie.
>According to the Mirror, Beyoncé has hired a team of acting coaches and experienced screenplay writers to help the singer bring her vision into reality.
kek
>>64465254
Just more black pity party 'evil white rayciss we iz victims' shit.
>>64465510
damn I wanna it twerk
>>64465643
she bitch she wants to write about wasn't even a slave. She was working in a travelling freakshow or some shit.
>>64465510
This seems like the 1990's Werner Herzog movie that never got made.
beyonce seems like such a fake person. i remember her being on punk'd and everything went wrong and she just had a stupid smile on her face.
>Beyoncé is gunning for an Oscar, according to The Sun. Queen Béy, the biggest pop star of the still-young millennium, wants to be taken seriously as an actress. A decade ago (!) she appeared in the third Austin Powers film, Goldmember, in which she was quite fun, but her next film will be considerably more serious: She's penning a script for a film about Saartjie Baartman (nicknamed the Hottentot Venus), a South African woman and one of two famous Khoikhoi women who were paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks and elongated labia. There's no word yet as to when Beyoncé's film will shoot or be released, but you can rest assured that it will be a hit. Béy hive, assemble!
>>64465741
When did moving about and jerking like a spastic started to be considered dancing?
slave movies are fucking boring as shit, only nigs that can't get over it go see them, and white guilt libtards
>>64466055
when hiphop became popular I guess
>>64466036
>Khoikhoi women who were paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks and elongated labia
>>64466073
django was fine though
>>64466036
>paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks
>>64466010
she's been mk ultraed out the ass
>>64465254
When are mainstream musicians like this going to realise their fanbases don't give a shit about subject matter like this?
>>64466036
>who were paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks and who were paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks and elongated labia.
>elongated labia
>>64466036
>elongated labia
>googled
>vomited
>>64466095
nigger detected
>>64466055
I'm white. So literally forever.
>>64466238
>>64466073
Spartacus would like a word with you.
>>64466036
>big buttocks and elongated labia
only a whiteboi would find a stretchy labia disgusting
>>64466238
>literally google 'elongated labia'
>find brendan
>>64466114
Beyonce is the poster child of SJW activism, doesn't matter that she's an american multimillionaire narcissist, she's a black woman and she has a RIGHT to appropriate the story of this disabled african lady for her oscar ambitions
>>64466036
>19th-century London freak shows
top kek
Colonial empires starting in the 18th century were all displaying their new "acquisitions", including in world fairs. Pic fucking related, Paris world Fair 1900, an entire Algerian street was recreated just in front of the Eiffel Tower. Algerians lived in there for nearly a full year, visitors could visit their homes. There's been several Colonial Expositions in Europe during this period of history.
These weren't Tod Browning's "freak shows", these weren't produced by private corporations or circus. These were fully state funded.
>>64466360
sorry here's the picture
>>64466360
>>64466375
What a time that would have been to be alive.
>>64466391
get ready for neocolonialism lad
>>64466447
can not fucking wait
GET HYPED
>>64466375
>Be algerian
>Get a house in front of the Eiffel tower for free
No reason to complain. An apartment with a view on the Eiffel tower cost a lot of money
yaaas #queen #slay #fire
>>64466360
>showing off literally ended up with the ruin of the country
well done lads
>>64466461
>the new libyan government will fall in 2016
>the UN will soon realise that the only way to control dangerous ares is by annexing them
>it will be sold as some kind of program to make sure locals can embrace their culture without being beheaded for doing so
>the military to citizens ratio will be 1:2
>>64466491
>I'm a shit-stupid, overreactive male woman
well done "lad"
>>64466491
Europe isn't a country
>>64466036
Last time she went for awards, she played a pop music singer, and some no name fat bitch showed up singing better than her, acting better and got awards.
She was fucking playing at what she actually does and she sucked.
And now she wants to write too?
Beyonce is not graceful or good using her body in performances, that's what acting is, add on top of that the fact she grew up in an enabling bubble away from real experiences and she has nothing to draw upon either.
Too bad her ego won't let her be madly successful at just one thing.
>>64466341
lol haha
>>64465741
Silent Hill 2
>>64465254
>Aka I'm going to hire a bunch of people so they can make me a movie
>>64466036
>She's penning a script for a film about Saartjie Baartman
she doesn't even write her own songs, how would she write an entire script?
>>64467281
I'm sure she's got an app to do that on her iphone
>>64467315
>siri write a script for me
>>64466802
That's literally every movie ever you autist
>>64466036
>elongated labia
Try saying elongated labia 5 times fast.
>>64465335
So she is white then? Good for you.
>>64466036
>Khoikhoi women who were paraded and displayed in 19th-century London freak shows for their big buttocks and elongated labia
So at some point in this movie Beyonce will be twerking on a stage in London... So they could basicly just use clips from one of her concerts in London
>>64465562
Reminds me of Jennifer Lopez in The Cell
plot twist - The 'slave' is white government worker in post apartheid era
>>64466238
I get that nature is all freaky and shit but seriously what the fuck
>>64465254
how come we never see any movies about the arab slave trade?
> The manual demonstrated that Arabs were engaged in enslaving all peoples, not only Africans. Their travels around the world was not as much for mercenary purposes as to catch slaves and loot wealth. The manual also gave indications that Arabs actually created the entire slave export trade in Africa. Bits and pieces from history indicate that Muslims enslaved over 150 million African people and at least 50 million from other parts of the world. They also converted Africans into Islam, causing a complete social and financial collapse of the entire African continent apart from wealth attributed to a few regional African kings who became wealthy on the trade and encouraged it.
